Kachway ki faryad

Saw this billboard while going to Hawksbay and felt like this is how it would be if a turtle came asking for protection from a Karachiite.

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Kachwa: Jan ki aman paoon tu arz keroon , hum ab bohat thoray sey reh gaye hain. humari hifazat ka intezam kiya jaye.
Karachiite: Humain bhi kam reh janay ka khatra lahak ho gaya hay…roz kitnay halak ho jatay hain. Ab deikho kis ko hifazat muhaya ki jaye humain ya tumhain.

15 Comments so far

  1. MB (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 2:36 pm

    “how it would be if a turtle came asking for protection from a Karachiite”

    Very simple Unaiza.
    Contact Sector Incharge in that locality.


  2. unaiza Nasim (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    LOL! Bhai log?


  3. unaiza Nasim (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 2:40 pm

    LOL! Bhai log?


  4. IUnknown (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 3:01 pm

    Sector incharge(s) arent mean to provide security to noble persons MB :D


  5. d0ct0r (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 3:22 pm

    Altaf Bai in a meeting with Tariq Aziz, dictator’s aide said that if benazir is being given complete amnesty then why is he being left out.. complete amnesty should be given to him and his loyal terrorists..

    when dictator ousted government in 1999 coup he came up with 7 point agenda to curb curroption and other crap.. but it seems now that it was a complete hogwash, just an attempt to justify his illegal and unconstitutional coup… self and power hungry dictator wants to stay in power even if it means selling his own country..


  6. d0ct0r (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 3:25 pm

    *corruption*


  7. d0ct0r (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 3:50 pm

    as for the poor turtle.. 12th may should be a lesson for you… karachi belongs to MQM and any one trespassing would be butchered, like 50 people were butchered on 12may .. so better head back into the sea


  8. Concerned (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 4:31 pm

    I would have never been able to spin an enviornmental issue against MQM. You guys have real talent.


  9. malaika rizwi (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 5:02 pm

    well thats exactly the kind of conversation that would take place if turtles were to ask humans for protection. turtles are extinct…we should take care of them.


  10. malaika rizwi (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 5:09 pm

    well thats exactly the kind of conversation that would take place if turtles were to ask humans for protection. turtles are extinct…we should take care of them.


  11. hira khan (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 5:14 pm

    but i would recommend that we should seek ways to protect and save our lives lol…we should be asking turtles to make place for us …


  12. jacktheripper (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 7:30 pm

    KARACHITE- Humain bhi kam reh janay ka khatra lahak ho gaya hay.

    to karachiite jhoot bhi boltay hain, roz hundreds of babies born in the very city like MUCHAAR AND MUKHEE.

    ye kaisae kum hosaktay hain, birth rate in the country going through the roooooooooooooooooooooof.

    kachway khatum hojainge ya shyad macher and mukhee bhi per karachiite….. no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


  13. memon Hatim Taiey (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 9:26 pm

    trutle bhi sirf karachi mai paya jata hai., so non-karachites are leaset interested in turtle please, take a break, save karachi and karachiites 1st…. turtle will survive,


  14. NED (unregistered) on August 30th, 2007 @ 10:34 pm

    Unaiza, comedy is probably the most difficult form of art. Comedy is not your thing….please don’t try.
    Amazing how you guys jumped from bad turtle joke to MQM bashing….now if I call you guys bunch of PANDOOS, you will be pissed off…..but who cares?


  15. Concerned (unregistered) on August 31st, 2007 @ 6:36 pm

    Jokes apart karachites are in no more danger then ppl from any big city. and khi is bigger then most so you have to keep that in mind.

    And as for Kachwas, they might be only in khi but it is an important enviornmental issue that ppl should think abt seriously. If you guys have ever seen one, you would know how beautiful a large kachwa is ( the kind we get at hawksbay). They should be preserved and thought abt seriously rather then making stupid jokes about them.



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