Race

 

My thoughts on the mega buster Race now playing across Karachi in select cinemas, starring Saif, Katrina, Bipasa, Akshay Khanna & Anil Kapoor

  • Saif Ali Khans Sunglasses are the best thing in this movie.
  • Akshay Khanna has more hair on his chest than his head.
  • Biapasa makes hay burn and Katrina pale in ooomph factor.
  • Atif Aslam and Indian movies are a match made in heaven
  • Anil Kapoor should have played a panwalla in this movie, because he looks and talks like one.
  • After all the twists and turns the movie is totally ruined by (get this) Saif flying!
  • Glamorous locales or not in the end its a total masala flick
  • For the love of god, we have experienced so much censorship in Pakistani cinema, was the censor board asleep when this goody bag landed? Read slowly Soft porn scenes…do not take children!

Verdict: If you watch movies for eye candy… then this is your Gladiator if not? you will be racing for the exit after the first half an hour.

My take? 6.5/10 (The 0.5 is for the locales)

12 Comments so far

  1. barristerakc on April 8th, 2008 @ 2:43 am

    With due respect, are you Tony from Nadia Khan Show? The vary homo character who somehow ignores the chicks in his or her or it or whatever he or she is – reviews.

    Come-on, checking Akhshay Kumar’s Chest Hairs and comparing it to his hairs – made me and my wifeee laughed to death!!!!

    Cheers!!!!


  2. pkman on April 8th, 2008 @ 4:58 am

    What the heck is a "vary homo character"?

    As for the movie, its not too bad if you like senseless glamorous movies.


  3. بستنی (wasiq) on April 8th, 2008 @ 5:40 am

    tonight i have three hot topics to blog on…all related to the Karachi gymkhana…
    1.what are the chances of a governors rule and dissolution of sindh assambly..
    2.will mr president listen to Hillary clinton and cancel the Olympics..?
    and
    3.In the wake of the papal visit to NY what should Allen do…? look busy or chill out and just relax….

    ps:if your my wedding plane crushed and hit the road you have no right to ground my fucking airforce….while you are gone….

    Gada ay gosha nasheeni tu hafiza makhrooh….

    cheers!


  4. wildanjel on April 8th, 2008 @ 9:55 am

    There are several other topics to discuss on. Is this, by any way, related to Karachi?


  5. Adnan Siddiqi (adnansiddiqi) on April 8th, 2008 @ 10:45 am


    With due respect, are you Tony from Nadia Khan Show?

    haha. No he seems Jawahir :d- The guy in white hair.

    I think incident with Arbab is more HOT in Karachi than any other incident.

    tinyurl.com/52tsww


  6. MB (kar_munib) on April 8th, 2008 @ 11:22 am

    Saw this movie last week with my cousin and i like it. The story twisting and its control is what makes it a success otherwise its typical indian style of creating hype and all that.

    The cinema’s in Pakistan suck really. Someone please do something for the CINEMA industry.PRINCE cinema seems to be a filthy gutter when you talk about cleanliness.


  7. Shamsi (shamsi) on April 8th, 2008 @ 1:30 pm

    Am sure it is mORe SKIN & FLESH Item Songs then real story about any social issue :)

    eyecandy = Masala :) rite !


  8. barristerakc on April 8th, 2008 @ 7:00 pm

    adnansidique?
    Tony or Jawar on Nadia Show, who care ? both are ‘homo’!!!!!!!!!!!


  9. mastqalandar on April 8th, 2008 @ 7:09 pm

    ohh, the last thing we needed

    Family xxx

    Our leaders and our vision..
    soon we will be a country like bangkok or Peurto Rico and our main export will be Bimboz and pimps will be our heroz.

    Why did they let Indian Movies run in Pak Cinemaz? Now Pakistanis are paying for their own murder…wow.. how naive.


  10. calyps on April 9th, 2008 @ 12:52 am

    @mastqalandar: indian movies are allowed in pakistan becaue there is a demond for it!!!

    what i dont understand is at one end puplic protest against published pictures of Muhammad (SAW) PBUH and on onther hand listen to songs that have "Allah" in it.


  11. Faisal.K (faisalk) on April 9th, 2008 @ 2:39 am

    Re:With due respect, are you Tony from Nadia Khan Show? The vary homo character who somehow ignores the chicks in his or her or it or whatever he or she is – reviews.

    Come-on, checking Akhshay Kumar’s Chest Hairs and comparing it to his hairs – made me and my wifeee laughed to death!!!!

    Is Bipasa Basu not a woman to you? i couldnt help but notice the fuzz on his chest.. as it was shown on a 30 foot screen in front of me. Still at least it made you smile, i am glad i could bring some semblance of humor to yr judgmental existence, with Due respect off course!

    Re: Wildanjel
    The fact that this movie is playing in cinemas all across Karachi, makes it totally relevant as a topic on a Karachi based blog. Would you rather i drone on about murder, death, open sewers and traffic? As those are some of the other things we Karachites see on weekends.

    Re: MastQalander
    Pakistan’s current largest export is Hashish and Heroin to western countries and specifically Europe through the Spain corridor. The movie in question is being played to full houses, i guess people are flying in from India to enjoy our lavish cinema houses.

    Re: Adnan
    …. … …


  12. barristerakc on April 9th, 2008 @ 11:18 am

    replping Aduu aka Adnan aka MB,
    We are all prejudiced and judgmental in our own way. For, doesn`t the very act of calling someone judgmental makes one judgmental oneself? …Oh, there we go again!!!
    And oye, only my wife has the rights to call me ‘judge’ and ‘mental’ at a same time.

    Cheers, Bhai and Chill ..



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