wkhang, can you please write clearly in proper English. Your nonsense is difficult to comprehend. Please, there is no problem if we write in Urdu here. I already get headaches from reading bad quality language in Dawn and News. Please don’t add to our suffering.
I am sorry dude if I offend you in any way. Also there is nothing wrong if we write some short english, dont you see that writing in short you can save time : ), we are not scholars or english masters but the positive step what I see is we stay POSITIVE and try to write in proper english.
Dude Balma, Stay Cool man : )..
@ Teeth Maestro,
We all are not happy with this kind of post which does not have any clue why its here without words or topic. What KMB can read in this ???
OMG, I now recognize the place where I was caught with my ex (censored) during my early teenage-hood by “tullas” and the freaking car didn’t start.LOL…….memories man, memories!
Vakeel Sahib,
Yeh tafseel paRh kar, iss umar may bhee Balma kay dil kee dhaRkan aur saans kee ravaani taez ho gayee.
Vaisay bhai sahab, this description of yours must be appropriate after your friend’s jaraahat baraayae tabdeelee-e-jinss?
And, here is a maslaa numner 543 from fataawaa-e-balmaavee: kissy khatoon kaa (khussoosan loved one yaa ex-lover kaa) tazkirah karnay kay waqt oos kay posheedah hisso’n kaa naam lay kar zikr naah kiyaa jayae…chahay English yaa Sanskirit hee may ho….Bacho’n, lets stick to eyes, hair, neck, hands, and feet….(remember Raj Kumar’s dialogue to MeenaKumari in Pakeezah?) but no mention of anything below the neck and above the knees, my dear fellows in public.
EOF (End of Fatwaa)
Aray kambakhto’n, allama Balma tou aurat kay khoobsoorat haato’n ko dekh kar Clifton kay beech per sajdaa-basajood ho jai’n, balkeh, pooree gulaaTee khaa jai’n.
Alama Balma (r.a.h) LOL , buhat khoob magar Sheikh Salim Chishti ke auloodoo ko sub maaf hay plus there’s a syed connection too – tu gunah bhe maaf aur aag bhe! LOL – I now remember another messiah Hazrat Lord Alama Byron jinhoo nay kaha tha ..Is it not life? Is it not the thing?…
Wasay Fatwa Acha Tha!
PS.
Interestingly I am off to the French Beach ….Allah Haram Karay!
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Wot we do with this pic ?
wkhang, can you please write clearly in proper English. Your nonsense is difficult to comprehend. Please, there is no problem if we write in Urdu here. I already get headaches from reading bad quality language in Dawn and News. Please don’t add to our suffering.
I don’t get it, what’s the angle here…..?
Can any body tell me what is this post about….Balma, do you have any idea?
LOL – guys there is no angle in anything – its just a picture forward to me by Basit and I thought it would be interesting for KMB readers that it.
you could have made it "More" interesting by asking where is this picture taken from?
@calyps: taken from the Dolmen City;)
of course very nice shot :)
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@ Balma,
I am sorry dude if I offend you in any way. Also there is nothing wrong if we write some short english, dont you see that writing in short you can save time : ), we are not scholars or english masters but the positive step what I see is we stay POSITIVE and try to write in proper english.
Dude Balma, Stay Cool man : )..
@ Teeth Maestro,
We all are not happy with this kind of post which does not have any clue why its here without words or topic. What KMB can read in this ???
Peace
Clifton Beach or Sea view??
OMG, I now recognize the place where I was caught with my ex (censored) during my early teenage-hood by “tullas” and the freaking car didn’t start.LOL…….memories man, memories!
Vakeel Sahib, did you mean boy friend by ‘censored’? Khul kar baat kyaa karo!
BALMA chooktaa nahein hey!
LOL….haan hazrat elaboration zaroori hai post-dostana the movie! for the record and clarity: she had two pom-poms and a punani – rest assured…..!
Vakeel Sahib,
Yeh tafseel paRh kar, iss umar may bhee Balma kay dil kee dhaRkan aur saans kee ravaani taez ho gayee.
Vaisay bhai sahab, this description of yours must be appropriate after your friend’s jaraahat baraayae tabdeelee-e-jinss?
And, here is a maslaa numner 543 from fataawaa-e-balmaavee: kissy khatoon kaa (khussoosan loved one yaa ex-lover kaa) tazkirah karnay kay waqt oos kay posheedah hisso’n kaa naam lay kar zikr naah kiyaa jayae…chahay English yaa Sanskirit hee may ho….Bacho’n, lets stick to eyes, hair, neck, hands, and feet….(remember Raj Kumar’s dialogue to MeenaKumari in Pakeezah?) but no mention of anything below the neck and above the knees, my dear fellows in public.
EOF (End of Fatwaa)
Aray kambakhto’n, allama Balma tou aurat kay khoobsoorat haato’n ko dekh kar Clifton kay beech per sajdaa-basajood ho jai’n, balkeh, pooree gulaaTee khaa jai’n.
Alama Balma (r.a.h) LOL , buhat khoob magar Sheikh Salim Chishti ke auloodoo ko sub maaf hay plus there’s a syed connection too – tu gunah bhe maaf aur aag bhe! LOL – I now remember another messiah Hazrat Lord Alama Byron jinhoo nay kaha tha ..Is it not life? Is it not the thing?…
Wasay Fatwa Acha Tha!
PS.
Interestingly I am off to the French Beach ….Allah Haram Karay!