Comments on: Clifton Beach

By: barristerakc

barristerakc — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:55:26 +0000

Alama Balma (r.a.h) LOL , buhat khoob magar Sheikh Salim Chishti ke auloodoo ko sub maaf hay plus there’s a syed connection too – tu gunah bhe maaf aur aag bhe! LOL – I now remember another messiah Hazrat Lord Alama Byron jinhoo nay kaha tha ..Is it not life? Is it not the thing?…

Wasay Fatwa Acha Tha!

PS.
Interestingly I am off to the French Beach ….Allah Haram Karay!

By: balma

balma — Sun, 23 Nov 2008 02:31:39 +0000

Vakeel Sahib,
Yeh tafseel paRh kar, iss umar may bhee Balma kay dil kee dhaRkan aur saans kee ravaani taez ho gayee.

Vaisay bhai sahab, this description of yours must be appropriate after your friend’s jaraahat baraayae tabdeelee-e-jinss?

And, here is a maslaa numner 543 from fataawaa-e-balmaavee: kissy khatoon kaa (khussoosan loved one yaa ex-lover kaa) tazkirah karnay kay waqt oos kay posheedah hisso’n kaa naam lay kar zikr naah kiyaa jayae…chahay English yaa Sanskirit hee may ho….Bacho’n, lets stick to eyes, hair, neck, hands, and feet….(remember Raj Kumar’s dialogue to MeenaKumari in Pakeezah?) but no mention of anything below the neck and above the knees, my dear fellows in public.

EOF (End of Fatwaa)

Aray kambakhto’n, allama Balma tou aurat kay khoobsoorat haato’n ko dekh kar Clifton kay beech per sajdaa-basajood ho jai’n, balkeh, pooree gulaaTee khaa jai’n.

By: barristerakc

barristerakc — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:28:42 +0000

LOL….haan hazrat elaboration zaroori hai post-dostana the movie! for the record and clarity: she had two pom-poms and a punani – rest assured…..!

By: kaami

kaami — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:24:29 +0000

BALMA chooktaa nahein hey!

By: balma

balma — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 05:01:48 +0000

Vakeel Sahib, did you mean boy friend by ‘censored’? Khul kar baat kyaa karo!

By: barristerakc

barristerakc — Sat, 22 Nov 2008 04:18:19 +0000

OMG, I now recognize the place where I was caught with my ex (censored) during my early teenage-hood by “tullas” and the freaking car didn’t start.LOL…….memories man, memories!

By: glaxzy

glaxzy — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 18:54:37 +0000

Clifton Beach or Sea view??

By: wkhang

wkhang — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:43:50 +0000

@ Balma,

I am sorry dude if I offend you in any way. Also there is nothing wrong if we write some short english, dont you see that writing in short you can save time : ), we are not scholars or english masters but the positive step what I see is we stay POSITIVE and try to write in proper english.

Dude Balma, Stay Cool man : )..

@ Teeth Maestro,

We all are not happy with this kind of post which does not have any clue why its here without words or topic. What KMB can read in this ???

Peace

By: ڈفر

ڈفر — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 14:16:41 +0000

of course very nice shot :)
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By: cyrenity

cyrenity — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 12:12:37 +0000

@calyps: taken from the Dolmen City;)