if you count the wind power on the roof of seaview behind mubarak masjid and the gas generators of TvOne….than it would be far ahead than most European’s like france,Belgium and Switzerland….
the only thing that is keeping behind the UnitedStates,britian and germany in Absolutely absolute power is the static generated by the removal of helmet…
sir you forgot the most important contributors to our powewr generation capacity.
1) cow dung fueled appratuses.
2) kinetic energy into electrical energy…cycle dynamos
3) hand held pankhas….they produce wind energy to electric…we convert body motion to proiduce wind energy…see how advance we are.
if i wu dhave been an engineer….i wud have created a wind turbine fed with wind produced by slave labour waving hundreds of pankhas……:)
sorry sir….in the memory of anarkali…we discourage the use of such power generation….afterall we have to maintain a standard for ISO certifications…Iam sure you are aware of the requirements…
there are six cable operators who are using the same KESC poles….the street lights were given to the zmc which are now under town nazims…it is a messed up affair….still I am hopeful that we can improve the distribution system….by handing over to the smaller companies….with alternate power sources….
Khalid90 is right my friends we should prepare ourselves for the drone attacks…it is not wise to assume that sub achcha hai…hum ko kuch nahein ho sakta….we must force the govt to close the sindh borders and check all the entry points…
Dhakan, I am referring to the following article in Daily times referred above. Although this is a problem all over Pakistan, but interestingly we know the name of culptrits in Karachi. No action, of course.
"Sexually harassed LHWs cry out for justice" in Karachi Section of 2nd April, 2009, Daily Times.
Dear Peoples,
What we have bought yesterday, we are harvasting today. Since most of the people were doing Kunda – Ilegal – Haram since years and years and authorties were sleeping are silent on this illegal act. Due to this haram way of getting Electricity , you can see now we don’t have electricity. We have to accept our fault, that’s why what we are suffereing is due to the caused of these ilegal Kunda Connection. 70%-80% of electricity theft in this so called Islamic Country. Every 8 houses out of 10 tempered the meter. And K.E.S.C and Awam of Karachi even Awam of Pakistan and Wapda are all responsible. So ab Bhuktoo yay sab.
@mkasa
But beleive me if the KESC still exist after all those kunddas and tempering that means KESC know how to manage those losses from the people of karachi…
Some thing i would say that lets suppose that the Eletricity company have been given to the private firm and they had made some good efforts and every thing is fine now .. no eletricity problems even then the paratics of the kunda will exist ….once you had froced people of karachi to live on kunddas trust me people will look for this every time … So KUNDA is never ending story
Bhukto…chato….yeah sub kya hai….??? yeah humara problem kaisey hai…thaa ya hoga…? Aik recent times ki robin hood story hai….bill those who can pay… and give the electricity to those who can’t…simple…so what’s the fuss about….?
I am appalled reading the report about LHCs. What kind of society we are living in? Do this kind of reports get published in Urdu or regional languages newspaper? I presume not. After reading some usual rhetorical headlines on the front page I usually don’t bother to turn the page. You can imagine what would be the reaction of the whole nation of any western country if this kind of report is published there.
Only one cartoon in any western newspaper and the whole nation gets mad, thousands of poor women who are forced to leave their homes to earn some money to support their family get raped and no one cares.
Odin: Urdu press in Pakistan, esp Jang, has limited itself to announcements of chehlums, quran khwanis, ittelaa-ae integaal pur-mulaal, and milads etc. Half of the first page is filled with viagra type ads in Jang. You know, the sinyasi baavaa type ads…..
Daily Times is good. Dawn and The News think they are being published in India….based on the cut-and-paste their journalists do.
apnee zabaan say nafrat, doosray kee zabaan nah bole saknay kee haqeeqat, poori qaum kee MC ho chuki hae!
And, here goes Balma’s bimontly rant:
too many cousin marriages and everone naming their kid Muhammad are some of the reasons/symptoms of PAksitani/Muslim problems.
@sarah09….. The weather outside my window has suddenly changed…from hot and humid sunny to dark thick clouds….with winds…I think its going to rain now…get out of the office or shopping mall quick…!
I also used to read regularly DailyTimes and Khaled Ahmed was one of my favourite columnist but I don’t read it any more. I try to avoid reading Pakistani newspapers, all those news and columns make me sad and I usually fall into a deep depression.
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.
@fasee sab…sir chinta ki koi baat nahein jab talak mein aur KD german philosopher ki leytey hain….aap radi waley sey sarey newspapers collect karo…herr paper main KESC ney different Ad diya hai….pardosan kay driver ki kassam..!
kon sa mushkil kaam hai…bus msg ker day ke sahab offcie chalay gai hain…foran balon me teel sheel laga ke baal bana ke foran a jai ga ..topi tirchi ker ke ;)
@fasee sab…nahein janab…kal iss comment kay theek ten minutes baad…load shedding hoie…is ka matlab hai computer literate bhi hain aur jokes bhi understand katey hain…..lol
intehai gair wasooqana itela hai ke loadshedding ke wajah say abadi ma shadeed izafa hu raaha hai…..papmer company wlay baray kush hain
ڈفرستان کا ڈفر (duffer) on April 12th, 2009 @ 12:53 am
بندے کے دل گردے کی داد دینی پڑے گی
ہمارے عللاقے میں ایسا "ٹیلی نار کنکشن" کو کوئی جال نہیں ہے لیکن کل لائین مین آ یا بجلی ٹھیک کرنے تو حفاظتی اقدامات کئے ہونے کے باوجود کرنٹ لگ کر مر گیا
@fasee sab….iss sal agar KESC baz nahein aaie na toh I will stop believing in the Rise Of Machines….terminatorIV….and plan and develop my independent power supply….from alternate power sources…..with an automatic switching system…..during the load shedding…..Or….I will further decrease the dependence of electricity and power….and enjoy the fresh air…
samneey baithey raho O meri Priya
tumharey bina kahein lagay na jiya….
and i was thinking of either instaling a wind mill in me lawn, or solar panels on me roof top…per salay neighbourhood ke londay balss phaink phaink ke toor dalain gay.
bus kisi tarhan koi chota pota dam sham bun jai tu free ki bijli mil jai….per samnay jhopiri walay say dar lagta ahi ke woh yeh dam banay nahe dain gay…bolain gay is me hamari zameen doob jai gi…
@fasee sab…..aaj na maloom wajohat ki bina per perdosan bahut khush hain…..meri majoodgi kay bawajood…kafi deir tak electricty produce ki hai….per paas toh ab surplus ho gaie….sonchta houn Iran ko baich doun…..
yeah ball abhi tak aap kay court main hai….yehan toh Srilanka tragedy kay baad sey….ball aur londay dono ghayab hain….street cricket toh jaisey dafan ho gaie…..
sir ball pe yaad aya…jo ball ik bar hamray ghar a jai wo mushkil hi wapois jati hai….i put it in me cupboard…..when it is filled to capacity, i cut it with knives and thoro it form my terrace on the emoty plot……yeh yeh i am a sick ol child hating grumpy neaighbour……and they think i eat children too….:D:D:D
as for bijli….yaar aaj kaal suna hai police ne sakhti ki hoi hai , is liye bijli sya contact nahe kiya…generator pe kaam chal raha hai.
@fasee sab…sir toh youn kaho na kay aap ki company china sey ball import karte hai….aur aap iss tarhan company ko faida ponchatey ho…..
generator ki awaz sey toh chor machaay shoor ka gumaan hota hai….aur dhoohan alag…iss lian bijlee thak hee theek hai…jahan tak police ka sawal hai toh woh toh thak chuki hai….kehte hai china sey RoboCop mangalo….yeah aaisey nahein maney ga….
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Absolute Power….!far ahead than north korea,Iran,china,russia and india…
no wonder we have load shadding problem :D
welcome back Sarah. Yours :D were surely missed by the people of North Nazimabad Town,Jamshed Town and the residents of Bhains Colony.
@ adan siddiqi, I don’t get it ??????? i don’t know anyone from those places !!!!!!!!!!:D… what thts mean
if you count the wind power on the roof of seaview behind mubarak masjid and the gas generators of TvOne….than it would be far ahead than most European’s like france,Belgium and Switzerland….
the only thing that is keeping behind the UnitedStates,britian and germany in Absolutely absolute power is the static generated by the removal of helmet…
@Siddiqui sab…..Chitta Gujar from gujjh raat….!
@ wasiq.
sir you forgot the most important contributors to our powewr generation capacity.
1) cow dung fueled appratuses.
2) kinetic energy into electrical energy…cycle dynamos
3) hand held pankhas….they produce wind energy to electric…we convert body motion to proiduce wind energy…see how advance we are.
if i wu dhave been an engineer….i wud have created a wind turbine fed with wind produced by slave labour waving hundreds of pankhas……:)
sorry sir….in the memory of anarkali…we discourage the use of such power generation….afterall we have to maintain a standard for ISO certifications…Iam sure you are aware of the requirements…
Sir as per my previous affair with ISO
The time taken for certification is directly propotional to money u throw at there platter.
My record was certifictaion in 6 days
My bet is..it cud have been lower
no wonder we have load shadding problem :D
there are six cable operators who are using the same KESC poles….the street lights were given to the zmc which are now under town nazims…it is a messed up affair….still I am hopeful that we can improve the distribution system….by handing over to the smaller companies….with alternate power sources….
lolzzz looks like a Gaint Trantula’s web
sir this trantula is sucking the life out of the fly called karachi
is ko to activate bhi nahi kerwana parta ! ;)
I don’t understand what sort of People are running KMB ?
There are more important issues related with the future of karachi but they are posting pictures of Kundas ??
NWFP IG Police confirms that Militants are moving to Karachi from FATA and NWFP.
The News Editorial :::The rise of the Taliban, the fall of Karachi
I wonder why these moderators and Authors are hiding the real issue and real threat to karachi ??
Why militants are moving KHI from there?
We already have two MILITANT org here at each others throat
Khalid90 is right my friends we should prepare ourselves for the drone attacks…it is not wise to assume that sub achcha hai…hum ko kuch nahein ho sakta….we must force the govt to close the sindh borders and check all the entry points…
Chay kay dhakan, Muneeb, here is another topic you should cover.
http://www.dailytimes.com.pk/default.asp?page=2009\04\02\story_2-4-2009_pg12_11
This kunda prioblem is a great topic, but you have to resort to anti MQM at the end, you pathetic little twerp/talib.
Dhakan, I am referring to the following article in Daily times referred above. Although this is a problem all over Pakistan, but interestingly we know the name of culptrits in Karachi. No action, of course.
"Sexually harassed LHWs cry out for justice" in Karachi Section of 2nd April, 2009, Daily Times.
Dear Peoples,
What we have bought yesterday, we are harvasting today. Since most of the people were doing Kunda – Ilegal – Haram since years and years and authorties were sleeping are silent on this illegal act. Due to this haram way of getting Electricity , you can see now we don’t have electricity. We have to accept our fault, that’s why what we are suffereing is due to the caused of these ilegal Kunda Connection. 70%-80% of electricity theft in this so called Islamic Country. Every 8 houses out of 10 tempered the meter. And K.E.S.C and Awam of Karachi even Awam of Pakistan and Wapda are all responsible. So ab Bhuktoo yay sab.
@mkasa
But beleive me if the KESC still exist after all those kunddas and tempering that means KESC know how to manage those losses from the people of karachi…
Some thing i would say that lets suppose that the Eletricity company have been given to the private firm and they had made some good efforts and every thing is fine now .. no eletricity problems even then the paratics of the kunda will exist ….once you had froced people of karachi to live on kunddas trust me people will look for this every time … So KUNDA is never ending story
Bhukto…chato….yeah sub kya hai….??? yeah humara problem kaisey hai…thaa ya hoga…? Aik recent times ki robin hood story hai….bill those who can pay… and give the electricity to those who can’t…simple…so what’s the fuss about….?
ballo rani kaho toh abhi jaan dey doun…..
@ all.
if any of you guys wud get the chance to know what goes inside the KESC you all wudnt have been discuing that.
fasee gets depress at this daylight robbery…..
@balma
I am appalled reading the report about LHCs. What kind of society we are living in? Do this kind of reports get published in Urdu or regional languages newspaper? I presume not. After reading some usual rhetorical headlines on the front page I usually don’t bother to turn the page. You can imagine what would be the reaction of the whole nation of any western country if this kind of report is published there.
Only one cartoon in any western newspaper and the whole nation gets mad, thousands of poor women who are forced to leave their homes to earn some money to support their family get raped and no one cares.
@ odin.
" wjhat kind of society we live in"
you have seen 30 to 40 winters by now in your life..and still havent figured it out yet…..!!!
Odin: Urdu press in Pakistan, esp Jang, has limited itself to announcements of chehlums, quran khwanis, ittelaa-ae integaal pur-mulaal, and milads etc. Half of the first page is filled with viagra type ads in Jang. You know, the sinyasi baavaa type ads…..
Daily Times is good. Dawn and The News think they are being published in India….based on the cut-and-paste their journalists do.
apnee zabaan say nafrat, doosray kee zabaan nah bole saknay kee haqeeqat, poori qaum kee MC ho chuki hae!
And, here goes Balma’s bimontly rant:
too many cousin marriages and everone naming their kid Muhammad are some of the reasons/symptoms of PAksitani/Muslim problems.
@sarah09….. The weather outside my window has suddenly changed…from hot and humid sunny to dark thick clouds….with winds…I think its going to rain now…get out of the office or shopping mall quick…!
@balma
I also used to read regularly DailyTimes and Khaled Ahmed was one of my favourite columnist but I don’t read it any more. I try to avoid reading Pakistani newspapers, all those news and columns make me sad and I usually fall into a deep depression.
if any of you guys wud get the chance to know what goes inside the KESC you all wudnt have been discuing that.
@fasee sab….sir you asked for it….!
http://epaper.dawn.com/ArticleImageEx.aspx?article=05_04_2009_014_004&type=1
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gonna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Just dance.
Now why the hell I m banned for 2 days
@fasee sab…sir chinta ki koi baat nahein jab talak mein aur KD german philosopher ki leytey hain….aap radi waley sey sarey newspapers collect karo…herr paper main KESC ney different Ad diya hai….pardosan kay driver ki kassam..!
@wasiq
Is add me tu ye khud kisi parodsan ka driver lag raha hai.
As for the philosopher…apnay liya apna ustaad hi buhat hai….green tea pe ke us ki batain nigaltay hain….german huwa tu Beer pe ke nigalni parain gi
@fasee sab…..main ney yeh ad online dekha seven oclock iss hisab sey ho gaay…bara panch…satrah..17 hours..ab tak toh dhoondh le ho gi pardosan….
kon sa mushkil kaam hai…bus msg ker day ke sahab offcie chalay gai hain…foran balon me teel sheel laga ke baal bana ke foran a jai ga ..topi tirchi ker ke ;)
@fasee sab…ab toh bahut mushkil hai….sub ney dekh liya ….mirza sab dehli waley farmatey hai…."hum ko toh pata hee nahein tha kay hummarey muhalley main itney barday barday log rehtey hain….humsey toh kaha tha…pagal hai…kathta bhi hai aur khata bhi…."
@ wasiq.
sir paglon ki baat hai pagloon tak hi rehnay dijiyee
..apnay ustaad farmatay hain……baktaay rehtaay hian alam-e-junoo main kiya kiya kuch…..
@fasee sab…nahein janab…kal iss comment kay theek ten minutes baad…load shedding hoie…is ka matlab hai computer literate bhi hain aur jokes bhi understand katey hain…..lol
intehai gair wasooqana itela hai ke loadshedding ke wajah say abadi ma shadeed izafa hu raaha hai…..papmer company wlay baray kush hain
بندے کے دل گردے کی داد دینی پڑے گی
ہمارے عللاقے میں ایسا "ٹیلی نار کنکشن" کو کوئی جال نہیں ہے لیکن کل لائین مین آ یا بجلی ٹھیک کرنے تو حفاظتی اقدامات کئے ہونے کے باوجود کرنٹ لگ کر مر گیا
last week we saw the ad campaign from KESC management…today we see protesting KESC staff being manhandled by the police….what’s next…?
@ yahudi4
and i thought it ws all part of the bigger game plan…thanks for explaning
@ wasiq.
hope you bopught the UPS u were lookign for.
otherwsie, u can alwas use the "dynamo" on sohrab bycle to operate a torch light within the house….and will burn a lot of calories in the process
@fasee sab….iss sal agar KESC baz nahein aaie na toh I will stop believing in the Rise Of Machines….terminatorIV….and plan and develop my independent power supply….from alternate power sources…..with an automatic switching system…..during the load shedding…..Or….I will further decrease the dependence of electricity and power….and enjoy the fresh air…
samneey baithey raho O meri Priya
tumharey bina kahein lagay na jiya….
@ wasiq.
and i was thinking of either instaling a wind mill in me lawn, or solar panels on me roof top…per salay neighbourhood ke londay balss phaink phaink ke toor dalain gay.
bus kisi tarhan koi chota pota dam sham bun jai tu free ki bijli mil jai….per samnay jhopiri walay say dar lagta ahi ke woh yeh dam banay nahe dain gay…bolain gay is me hamari zameen doob jai gi…
@fasee sab…..aaj na maloom wajohat ki bina per perdosan bahut khush hain…..meri majoodgi kay bawajood…kafi deir tak electricty produce ki hai….per paas toh ab surplus ho gaie….sonchta houn Iran ko baich doun…..
yeah ball abhi tak aap kay court main hai….yehan toh Srilanka tragedy kay baad sey….ball aur londay dono ghayab hain….street cricket toh jaisey dafan ho gaie…..
@ wasiq.
sir ball pe yaad aya…jo ball ik bar hamray ghar a jai wo mushkil hi wapois jati hai….i put it in me cupboard…..when it is filled to capacity, i cut it with knives and thoro it form my terrace on the emoty plot……yeh yeh i am a sick ol child hating grumpy neaighbour……and they think i eat children too….:D:D:D
as for bijli….yaar aaj kaal suna hai police ne sakhti ki hoi hai , is liye bijli sya contact nahe kiya…generator pe kaam chal raha hai.
@fasee sab…sir toh youn kaho na kay aap ki company china sey ball import karte hai….aur aap iss tarhan company ko faida ponchatey ho…..
generator ki awaz sey toh chor machaay shoor ka gumaan hota hai….aur dhoohan alag…iss lian bijlee thak hee theek hai…jahan tak police ka sawal hai toh woh toh thak chuki hai….kehte hai china sey RoboCop mangalo….yeah aaisey nahein maney ga….