National bloggers conference
To all the Bloggers out there and the Bloggerettes and the Blaggers and the Blaggerrets, the 18th of April shall see us gather under the roof of Regent Plaza Hotel Karachi to unleash our collective might upon this land.
Hmm sounds skeery? Actually no its going to be a “National Bloggers Conference” where the IT ministry is doing the organizing (check the fancy digs people) and the bloggers of Pakistan will be meeting, discussing, gossiping(we are bloggers) informing and having some fun along the way.
Seating is limited so please sign up at the following link. Suggestions are welcome here and will be routed to the organizers.
By the looks of the speakers panel things will be pretty entertaining. The event shall start at 4pm on the 18th of April, please keep reading this space for further updates.
Hope to see you all there!!!!!
@faisal K sab….thankyou sir for this invite/info….you missed the most important detail….
will the blaggerrettes be wearing joggers or prada….with the pointed…
So the open model of Blogging will be controlled by the extremist party who usually kill those who they disagree.
A "good" move by MQM to keep an eye on opponents in cyberspace.
@siddiqui sab…..thankyou siddiqui sab….aap ney toh gubbarey sey hawa nikal de….all night long I believe….kay unn ko meri shadi ka khayal dil main aaya hai….anyways…
abb toh halaat kafi behter hain…..since 12th may….kisi ney aaj tak hon city nazim ki car ka punture tak nahein kiya…..log khud hee heavy machines kay samney sey hat jatey hain…..saddar main shahab ud din market aur fish market jis kay lian log kehtey thay kay yeah hai to pakistan hai….gone in days….nothing happened….
@ wasiq.
yeh andan bhi ki phatphati ka side mirror bi MQM walon na tu naeh tora tha..??
ya in ki qurbani ki khaal le ker bhag gai thay jub ye banori town ja rahay tha jama kerwanay
Adnan Siddiqui jaisai logo ko Khaab ma bhi sirf MQM nazr aati ha akhir jamat e islami ka boriya bister jo karachi sa goal ker dia ha aur jamat ka karachi ko Islamic terrorism head quarter bananay ka khaab jo chukna cchoor ker dia ha.
@Fasee: mere zamana mey tu MQM nai thee albatta mera bhateeja jisay paida huway chand maa huway hain uski Paidaish k baad uski khaal is dafa jamt-e-islami k bajaya MQM walay lay Ura aur Reason Bataya ka Altaf Bhai ko zaroorat hay.
@Khaled: tu iska matlab Mohwaray ka Musdaq MQM is nothing but "Cheechra" ?
@siddiqui sab…..sir yeah kon sa zamana tha….bhateeja bahut mubarak ho..meethai mein khud kha loun ga aap kay account main….don’t bother..!
@kalid90 sab……sir I never supported MQM….and they know that….but the way you are supporting it….here at KMB….you are definitely a natural born jamaiti….I can bet my 20pound socks which by the way is now 250 pound to be auctioned at Christi’s ….iam not sure how much i can get at eBay…!
@fasee sab……..sir siddiqui sab ka inlaws trouble maloom deyta hai…. MQM ney bahut shadian karwai hain aur final rajoo kay lian bhi woh hee stress deytey hain…..Iam sure siddiqui sab will survive…these times….why are we here for….
Hazrat Wasiq, wo zamana tha Jab Bhutto Mian apna Akhri Sansain Gin Rahay thay Jail mey bethay Huway. Us zamana may Altaf Hussian KU ke ek sharif student huwa karta thay aur apni Honda 50 mey Ghar se Balo me KHizab…sorry tail laga kar nikaltay thay aur aur university se seedhay ghar aur ghar se University. Majal hay k Idher uhdar kabhi dekha ho!
@siddiqui sab….wah wah kya zamana tha….hum log color tv pey black&white Kojak(telly savalas)dekhtey thay…aur
anghota lollypop choostey thay….chips dekhtey thay aur chips khatey thay…..merey bachpan kay din kitney achchay thay din……
aaj beithey betha ay keun yaad aa gaay….
@wasiq: Hazrat Wala, Hum jaise aam logo ko Bachpan k din yad aye tu koi nahi pochta. Hamaray ek Wardi Walay dost ko apna bachpan yaad aya tu unho ney Kitab Likh Dali aur Bangladesh aur Pakistan ko Mohabbat K Samad Bond se Jornay ki Koshish Ki. Tu kia huwa Agar maasi thi? Thee tu Bangalan na? AUr Bangal ka Shair aur Husun DOno Qatil hain ..shayed wohi Qatil Nigahain hamary Wardi Walay Bhai ko Khagayeen
It is good that they have all the bloggers on a single table. Look out for any un wanted spy agency there. It is after all an emerging media!
here in karachi I see two kinds of blogging/bloggers….blogging for fun and blogging for recognition….I am from the first category….this conference would be a waste of time for me.thanks anyways.
ps:my postal address has not changed.
@siddiqui sab…..sir you wont believe this that I have not read the book you are referring to…although I did see the interviews of the co-author….to me the most important thing in life is that..That person was not able to impose martial’s law in Pakistan…some people might argue that his declaration of emergency and removal of chief judge was an act of martial’s law or no law….but as an expert of the unwritten british constitution I can say that the way he did it was within the constitution….he broke no law…infact he moved the supreme judical council….confirming and assuring it to the world that there is no martial’s law in pakistan…..
as far as bangla beauties are concerned….I believe everybody has infatuations….that chapter was included for the british readers…they feel good if a pakistani army officer feel remorse about letting go of the east….publicly….I remember the first time Bangladesh cricket team defeated Pakistan’s on the roll team….in the world cup….
@ wasiq.
hmmm being the devil’s advocate are we….meri bari kub ayee gi…:)
@fasee sab…..fasee sab aik intehai shareef….khuda taras…aur bawafa shuher hain….woh subah subah city gov ki tamaam hurdles ko obuor kartey huay…office jatey hain….aur lunch break tak….puri diyanat dari sey multitasking farmatey hain….sham ko seday ghar jatey hain….aur sirf kaam kartey hain…Iss lian meri Mrs Fasee sey guzarish(isteda) hai kay Janab fasee sab ki baki saza maaf ki jai…..
@ wasiq.
araz kiy ahai.
once a wife woke up not to find her hsuband in bed, upon inquiry she saw him in terrace, serching the sky….she sadi why the hell r u here and not in bed….he said…remeber 14 yrs ago, when yr father had given me the preposition, after THAT incident…..that to marry my daughter or go to jail…..she said yes i do, but what that had to do with us right now.
husband said, if i had chosen option B….i wud have been a free mn today…:D:D:D
@ wasiq.
as for multitasking….yaar mera munh na khulwaoo…cant explain kiy akiy akerna perta hai…..now a days i dont have timeor brushign or mouthwash ( as it needs to remain inmouth for good ol 10 mintues )….so i brush and mouth wash while i am under the shower…..i file my nails when i am sitting in the loo, and oh yes, i do read my newspaper in there aswell…( jawani me WOH walay magazines bhi waheen hi parha kertay thay )…..:):)
i take my breakfast while i drive, and scan my emails too, and reply to emails when there is a trafic signal…..dont use bluetooth coz its dangeruos for me brain……now i seriosuly need a driver for me phatphati…..do dafa to city govtke ditches me utaar chuka hoon gari…:D:D
@fasee sab….sir please don’t mind..but I see that there is not much difference between your married life and my unmarried pardosan’s life….I always thought she was smarter….
@Wasiq: Roona Laila.
@siddqui sab…..sir I don’t believe in revenge…..zara pata kar kay batayeah kay odher broadband aur cable tv aagiya kay nahein….ya abhi tak BTV ki nashriyat saf saf dikh rahe hain….lol
@ wasiq.
bhai jaan agar cable nai a rahi tu kiya huwa…woh roof-top pe antenna sirf banyaan tang-nay ke liye lagaya hai kiya…..mera kiya hai..me khud tu tv dekhta hi nai…..i usualy watch in on laptop in back screen ( sounds only )while i am preapring some reports or budgets…:)
@yahudi4 Why not??? this is not about recognition, there will be 200 bloggers present in the audience who don’t care about anything except for meeting their own ilk :)I am one of them. So please take the time out and join us.
The rest of you also, i would like to meet most of you and this is a great chance of all of us getting together and seeing the person behind the posts so come on people :)
@fasee sab….sir issi baat ka toh roona hai….kay wahan(BTV) baniyaan sukhney sey pehley ya toh toofan agata hai ya hassena…aur anntenna pey sarey kabooter beithey reh jatey hain..lol
@Wasiq:
Baat Karni Mujhey Mushkil Kabhi aysa tu na thi
Jaisa Ab hay,teri Mehfil Kabhi aysa tu na thi
Faraz tum ko na aaein muhabbatein karne
yeah kya sub sey bayaan dil ki halatein karne
Thanks buddy…I’ll try…had no idea the dough was so scarce around….thought limited seating like the medical admissions….still believe that its not the bishop’s sister’s son wedding….for a serious blogger it might mean something…a break of a lifetime…or maybe something to blog and brag about.
@fasee sab….it’s almost 1:30 pm sir…aaj lunch break nahein hua…ya subah kisi ney othaya hee nahein….
Hmmmm nice initiative, on a side note (after following the link) may we stand corrected on two things, 1. the official spelling of province is ‘Sindh’ and not ‘Sind’, 2. ‘Ministry’ is the term used for Federal Government therefore in Provincial Government it is phrased as Information Technology ‘Department’ and not ‘Ministry’
@Karachiet…sir very interesting observation indeed…..An IT department that is headed by a minister….is still called a department and not ministry…why?
lack of funds…perhaps!
@wasiq
And a woman married to a gay is still called a wife…isn’t it….
Wow such deep thought…I almost drowned
@fasee sab….no sir..a woman married to a gay is called unhappy or bored!
How can you live a lie
When you know it’s wrong
And you know it’s not right
When you say you do
But you know you don’t
When you say you will
But you know that you won’t
When you’re not alive
You should let it die
Just let go, just let go, of the pain inside
Tell me how do you know
Tell me how to let go
Tell me how, how, how
@ wasiq.
my placement wud be like…..an unintrested husband, a unhappy wife, and a very very happy neighbour…now THAT comepltes the equation……waisay aap bi apni parodsan ka buhat ziker kertay hain…..hmmmmmmmmmm
@fasee sab….aik ney armed guard rakh liya hai …dosree ney police mobile….teesri ney abba MQM main dal diya….chothee yani kay fourth….baat baat pey C-130 ser pay sey gujar daytee hain….kisi din neighborhood main kya ho ney wala hai…yeah mein hee janta houn….
@ wasiq.
i always wanted girls to have pictures of me in there purses….but i guess your pictures are in sinf-e-nazuk;s abba jeez just to remmebr what dangers lurk around ehh…:D:D:D
The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.
As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c".
Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.
The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.
Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.
By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.
If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl
What a contemplation!! I wonder sometime . . . people have so much time to think of these things. I don’t know the origin, however, it’s a good effort. I apprecaite the fertility of such minds.
@fasee sab…Humara dhobi is a very honest person….kisi ki jaib sey koi kaam ki cheez miley toh woh wapas kar deyta hai…..abhi tak toh koi tasweer uss ney wapas nahein ki….han dekh zaroor raha hai ajeeb style sey…kuch confused hai….
@ wasiq.
sir you arfe truly a blessed man….hamara dhobi tu dhobi…us ka gadha bhi choor hai…..he steals grass and flowers from my lawn , the whole time the dhobi is haggling with me on the price of the number pf dhotis he starched.
that’s me…!O’la la la!
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I looked at the regent plaza very differently….today…felt good for the first time since…the Bitch(BC) moved in….over the years I have seen beefed up and beefed down security….but today it seem’d like a supersized …..I really enjoyed…this event.
PS:thanks for trying….BLNT!
PS1:stop using the Airforce ex and female beggers to motivate me….Gotch ya!
sorry…missed by a couple of meters.
@fasee sab…sir are you blocked today or are you washing and Ironing….?
I was reading the dawn blog….and I found that sattar seth ilaichi wala gave a free laptop to a 10 year old girl….this is wonderful….gives me an idea…..we can give two free laptops to every memon bachi in town and take away her iron….that could save….thousands of Kwatts of electricity…..sattar seth you are great…!
ps: who got the two extra mobiles? I am so sure they were sponsored by Mrs qurashi….
@ Wasiq.
now me convivecned there is no such theing ans a block policy..or if it is..then its more beadly impeklemnted than our conutries finance policy.
by the way, how is htat silai ki mashcine that you won..how is it working
@fasee sab…..sir me extra smarat…..postal address wrong diya…app machine woh bhi without tread ko kya ponchtey ho….main toh shukar kar raha houn kay mobiles sponsor ko wapas challi gaein….
@ wasiq.
sir yeh koi thana throi na hai…jo address ghalat likhwaoon.
waisay jawani me i alwasy made sure ke college me and couchign me address hamesha ghaalt hu…;)
@fasee sab……yeah toh DABUR ki nani sey bhi purana aazmaya hua nuskha hai….sarkari kaam toh sarkari hotey hain…..bhaley aap president of USA he keun na houn….!
Paichana nahein paichana….?
Allah ney bardee Izaat diti hai…!
@ wasiq.
sir hum tu yehi kehtay hain.
oyee yeh bhi koi beziti hai…alah ka karam hai..is say buhat bari bari jagah say bezaut hu ke niklay hain
"official moto of our govt"
@fasee sab…..Allah ki de huie Izaat aur bandoun ki kari huie bezti main toh zamin asmaan ka farak hota hai na sir…
@ wasiq.
allah ki di hoi bezati pe banda shukar ker leta hai…..banday ki di hoi bezati pe galiyan detay hain
@fasee sab…..sir Allama Balma toh aap ko hona chahiyeah tha….!wah wah!
@ Wasiq.
alama wud be very very angry…i heard he is very touchy bout his takht-e-taoos
Fasee sab…..koi nahein koi nahein…Balma jee ko agar pata challey gay kay hum log ka Barbecue ka program hai toh woh khud takht ki back nikal kar fire jala kay uss pey tikka sekh kay chatni aur piyaz kay saath hamarey samney rakh dein gay….dekhna…
"
@ wasiq.
" tikka sekh kay chatni aur piyaz kay saath hamarey samney rakh dein gay"
lol…..i laughed my myself off from my own moltyfoam-takht-e-taoos…imagining uncle balma with a appron, mastergin the art of BBQing chiken kidneys, chiken tikkas and seekh kababs
@fasee sab…I have never tried BBQ chicken kidneys….I love fried chicken liver…make it my self better than the ones that guy in sadder does…..
@ wasiq
"@fasee sab…I have never tried BBQ chicken kidneys"
no probz dude, fasee ahsnt tried katakat made from qurda kapoora himself, although i heard its really good for the libido…..uncle fasee thinks the regualr diet is more than enough for his limited use of libido for the time being
@fasee sab…..sir you haven’t tried Kata kat…you must be joking…It is amazing in taste….who cares if its good or bad for…..whatever!
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@ wasiq.
"sir you haven’t tried Kata kat"
sir i said i didnt tried the uber super ( gurda kapora) one…..ab like KD yeh na kaheeye ga ke kapoora or gurda ke bagair its its as good as alcohold free beer
@fasee sab…no I wont say that because….its optional people eat different combinations of gurda with maghaz,lamb chops as well