Imran Khan banned from entering Karachi for the 4th time

Well its all over the news, Imran Khan has not been allowed to board the Lahore to Karachi flight as per the instructions of the Sindh Government.

Which ever political party you may belong to – the question that must be asked as to why should citizens of Pakistan NOT be allowed to come to Karachi?

Rightly then it has been asked – Is this city run by a government or a mafia

Go Figure – let the comment circus begin :)

147 Comments so far

  1. balma on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:36 am

    Muneeb,
    You and your cohorts delete my postings so often these days, that I don’t know which of my posting you are referring too. Didn’t you already delete it?
    BTW, I won’t be gloating on being labeled a jamati.


  2. fasee on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:58 am

    @ balma,

    yup….being labaeled a jamati ( like once you did to me )…makes people go into deep depression, some are thought to have gone suicidal…


  3. balma on May 12th, 2009 @ 7:01 pm

    Many people in Pakistan have jamati tendencies. Otherwise, why do you think they will think of talibans as angels?
    Kissi bhee cheez kay naam may Islam lagaa dou, poori qaum ullu kee paTThee bun jaatee hae!


  4. karachi4eva on May 12th, 2009 @ 8:25 pm

    @ balma: thanks for letting me know, mail already sent to support@metblogs.com !! and also to be honest I dont give a dime about zani and all that crap koi bhi doodh ka dhula nahi hai… but I think denying existence of your child and then getting proved wrong by the court is extremely funny….. and pathans are super-duper race???…loolllllll WHAT A RETARD!!!


  5. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:15 pm

    @ Balma

    I tell you what? Do you want to hurt Jamatis ? Call KD a Jamati and then see their reaction :-)


  6. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:28 pm

    @ Balma
    " BTW, I won’t be gloating on being labeled a jamati."

    BTW I will be gloating on being called a Jamati. However, I wont be gloating on being labeled a Punjabi :-)


  7. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:36 pm

    @ Balma
    " She will also be doing soemthing good for the humanity."

    She reckons she is already doing great service to the humanity by keeping KD under check.


  8. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 9:47 pm

    @ balma
    " my comments are usually blocked on KMB these days…esp the once where I say that Imran Khan is sleeping with the enemy (Taliban)."

    It may be due to the metaphor ‘sleeping’ that you are using in this case. Try some other metaphor like ‘rubbing elbow with’ instead.


  9. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:02 pm

    @ Fasee
    " i dont know what preturbs me more…..dawkins with his god delusion "

    Sir, Dawkins case is based on well proven scientific facts. If scientific discoveries disturb you I find your disturbance rather disturbing for me.


  10. fasee on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:05 pm

    @ balma

    Sir jee hath thora halka rakhain, if by ur calculation, most of pakistan was jamati inside, then why we haven’t seen that itchy chimpanzee qazi on the driving seat asyet.

    Most of us hate jamatis for there hypocracys, and modudi for being a wacko screwedup mullah, disguiesd as scholar/politician

    As for aunty anuradthi…..fasee’s official stand is…." I hate NGOs , I hate women libration, I hate women driving, I hate vulgar dressing,I hate co-education, I hate masjid loudspeakers, I hate drugs, I hate communism, islamism, atheism, I hate mizars, I hate ugle beards, I hate only arabic recition with crooked accents and without tarjuma, I hate alcoholic drinks "

    So I don’t know if u wud still call me a closted jamati, or a taliban…..as KD wud say it….may be I have my heart at one place while the kidney at another..:)


  11. بستنی (wasiq) on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:06 pm

    Dawkins is an old pal of mine. Understood Evolution through his excellent books such as

    @KD sarkar….I knew you would be back as promised yesterday….you always keep your promise no matter what….
    sir the list of Dawkin’s work that you have given above…reminds me of a dearly departed family friend and a famous local publisher (GOD BLESS AMERICA)….his modus operandi was exactly similar….he used to introduce us with a newly published work and after hearing the my criticism used to send a complimentary bundle of books….by the same author…..anyways I am through with Mr Richard Dawkins…for now….as I have so many other things on my mind beside….

    I always feel like somebody’s watching me….
    and I have no privacy…..Oh O Oh…


  12. fasee on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:13 pm

    @ wasiq

    " I have this feeling somebody is watchin me"

    Sir, I wud recomend you close the curtains when u change, to avoid some old 40 year old hag peeping from the apratments on opposite side with benaculars on eyes, and a lusty grin on the lips


  13. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:17 pm

    @ wasiq
    " reading this guy(RD) is not easy especially on the net….as he continuously….keeps mentioning the names of others and their works…"

    It must be so. I appreciate your problem.

    May I suggest to you to read just one of his books titled ‘ The Blind Watch Maker’. It will greatly help you to understand the evolution. Once you understand the evolution the rest is smooth sailing.


  14. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:23 pm

    @ Fasee
    " When u don’t belive in creation…u automatically fall onthe lap of evolution and natural selection."

    Sorry! I may sound pedentic about it but it is other way round. Once you undersand evolution and natural selection you automatically get out of the trap of religion.


  15. fasee on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:25 pm

    @ KD

    " ….rest is smooth sailing"

    Just made me remember, when smoothing a guilable girl….bus kamray me janay ko razi kerna hota hai….rest is smooth sailing down the waterfall…:)


  16. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:37 pm

    @ wasiq
    " do you think I should read the book first and make my own assumptions"

    I will suggest you first try to understand The Theory of Evolution. Once you do that you can draw your own conclusions. To understand evolution clearly you may read any one or all of the following 3 books of RD.

    The Blind Watch Maker
    The River Out of Eden
    Mounting the Mount Impropable

    Mind you he does not talk about religion at all in any of these or other books one way or the other. He just explains what the evolution is all about. I have read few other writers as well on this subject but found RD the best explainer of evolution.


  17. balma on May 12th, 2009 @ 10:52 pm

    Fussy,
    Fasiq was as usual quoting a song from 80’s…somebody is watching him crap…He is probably also the one who selects instrumental music at Karachi’s hotels and restaurants….


  18. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:16 pm

    @ wasiq
    " after hearing the my criticism used to send a complimentary bundle of books….by the same author….."

    Sir, you may find me slightly different from your referecend friend. I will suggest you following two books on the same subject by a different author by the name of Paul Davies.
    God and the New Physics
    The Mind of God

    And just in case you would rather read the case of creationists against evolutionists I will suggest you read Scott M Huse book ‘The Collapse of Evolution’ but then don’t blame me if you fall off your chair while reading this book.


  19. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:33 pm

    @ Fasee and Wasiq

    While talking about our ancestors we may as well keep in mind that we share 94.6 % ( or is it 96.4) of our genese with Chimps. They are our closest cousins. I wonder how they look at it and what do they think of us.
    If your vanity still persists bear in mind that all other animals and creatures such as mosquitos and cockroaches are our distant cousins. KD always thinks of it when he decides to kill a mosquitoe, fly or a cock roach. No wonder KD is such a humble and a very strange person.


  20. kabirdas on May 12th, 2009 @ 11:48 pm

    @ Fasee and Wasiq
    " I have this feeling somebody is watchin me"

    Reminds me of Bertrand Russell when he said in Unpopular Essays:

    I am sometimes shocked by the blesphemies of those who think themselves pious– for instance the nuns who never take a bath without wearing the bathrobe all the time. When asked why, since no man can see them, they reply: ‘ Oh, but you forget the good God.’ Apparently they conceive the Deity as a Peeping Tom, whose omnipotence enables him to see throgh bathroom walls, but who is foiled by bathrobes. This view strikes me as curious.


  21. بستنی (wasiq) on May 13th, 2009 @ 1:30 am

    @Mohtaraam kabil ay sad ahtaram janaab Balma jee…..sir I would love to crack a bottle for you….or quote dr dre,snoop dogg,50 cents or even rihana ….but then I would be complaining about the mods here at KMB…so I’ll stick to what I can understand….and not offend others….

    @KD sarkar…..I had no idea God could be of so many Minds…..there is a
    1.mind of God
    2.mind for God
    3.journey of the mind to God…,
    and it keeps getting better….every minute….

    KD always thinks of it when he decides to kill a mosquitoe, fly or a cock roach

    today I killed a cockroach….and few mosquitoes and was required to kill a big rat…..failed because of not finding the right tool to do the job……BLNT….I hope.


  22. kabirdas on May 14th, 2009 @ 9:59 am

    @ Balma and Editors KMB

    "Meanwhile, my comments are usually blocked on KMB these days…esp the once where I say that Imran Khan is sleeping with the enemy (Taliban).
    For example, either this comments will be blocked -i.e. you won’t see it – or you will see it, and then it will be deleted."

    1. Sir, as expected you have been proved wrong. In the light of my experience with KMB editors I can say they do allow freedom of expression to a reasonable extent.
    2. In your case I reckon they censored your referenced comments on account of the phrase you used regarding Imran Khan ‘sleeping with enemy (Taliban). The metophor you used ‘sleeping with enemy’ is correct depicts the factual situation and does not mean anything more than ‘hobnobing with enemy’. They seem to have mistook it for ‘having sexual relationship with enemy’. This sort of thing happens when one doesn’t have adequate command of the language one is using. And then as it happens English is not our mother tongue much though we would like it to be :-)
    3. This reminds me of the most publicized incident of our former Law Minister, Wasi Zafar, who got so worked up in a TV panel discussion when a journalist told him that he should be beware of the ‘long arm of the law’. He actually didn’t know the meaning of the idiom ‘the long arm of law’ and mistook it to mean something vulgar and said something really vulgar in response like he would shove his arm in their —. He became a laughing stock of the whole nation. Till this issue remained in the press for a long time but he didn’t have the courage to appologize for making a mistake and thus killing the issue.
    4. In your case I expect KMB editor concerned to apologize for having made a mistake. Strictly speaking they should not act both as a prosecutor and a judge. They should let some subscriber object to the foul, obnoxious or hurtful use of language by some other subscriber and they should then decide if the objection is valid or not and then act according to their policy. This is the kind of procedure followed by many other blogs one example of which is ‘Washingtonpost blog’. In washingtonpost blog at the end of each comment there is a space for rasing an objection by a subscriber if he finds it indecent or hateful.
    5. It may not be possible for KMB for having such a programme but they can still adopt this kind of policy.
    6. I believe subscribers of KMB can lodge their complaints against editors for their high handedness with the sponsors of MBs at the following address:
    support@metblogs.com
    I would suggest you may bring your grievance to their notice for redress. The other subscriber may also use this facility if they have a similar complaint against the KMB editors.
    6. I would wait for the response of KMB to my comments failing which I would myself take up this issue with the sponsors of MBs.
    7 In the meantime if you again experience some censorship by KMB I would appreciate if you can bring it to my notice and the notice of other subscribers who will take an appropriate action in this regard.


  23. kabirdas on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:08 am

    @ Fasee

    Sometime back I heard you complaining about your comment being censored by the KMB editors. Then I didn’t think it was possible. Now after reading Balma’s complaint I have starting having my doubts about it. Would you please be so kind to reconfirm if this was indeed so and what are your views about the complaint of Balma and my above comments on this issue.


  24. kabirdas on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:13 am

    @ Fasee

    Sorry I forgot to say KMB editors would be justified to censor your comments for having far too many spelling mistakes:-) You should not be allowed to write comments for KMB while busy with your multi tasking thing.


  25. fasee on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:06 pm

    @ KD

    " You shud not be allowed…"

    Sir, with all those tools avaialbale, sadly, KMB uses none.

    Spell checker: which is part of all word processers and emails is not a part here.

    Word editor: so many things which r left or gets confusing, are never allowed to be altered, or to be deleted by the creator, which is quite odd

    Censorship: most sites, have a defined policy of what to censore….and is SPECIFIC…not vague as "ethical, non political. Blah blah blah"

    Moderators: mosts sites have active hardworking moderators who takes the pain to edit the coments with words ommited, and "citation" showing something wrong was ommited, and a wrning indicatior how many times a user has been warned…..here the lazy moderators just delete it without the guts to explain why they did it….or simply they can’t explain coz many times its baseless

    Ban: whenever the user is banned, its justifed by examples, and its time period is mentioned. 2 days or 2 weeks

    Appeal: then the banned guy can appeal if he was banned due to highheadedness, and overrule the moderator from support.

    Guess all of these are missing here givign a free hand an envirnoment to moderatr tro get corrupted and be not accountable whatver he do


  26. بستنی (wasiq) on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:42 pm

    Spell checker: which is part of all word processers and emails is not a part here.

    I am not sure what good it would do to you…..lol


  27. fasee on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:48 pm

    @ wasiq

    Sir, you returned the favour, by making me smile so loud


  28. بستنی (wasiq) on May 14th, 2009 @ 1:58 pm

    some people interpret "Smile" as grief or complain…..

    Tum itna jo muskura rahey ho
    Kya ghum hai jis ko chupa rahey ho….


  29. kabirdas on May 14th, 2009 @ 4:58 pm

    @ Wasiq

    You may be right to say that sometime someone may be smiling just to cover up his pain for which there is no cure. These days I interpret the smiles of most Pakistanis except their leaders as a cover up for their grief which they feel on the current situation in the country. The other day I saw on TV an IDP from Swat smile when the TV guy asked him some question and I wondered what reason he could have to smile in the situation he was in. Your referenced statement now explains it all. How sad it is to smile to lessen your pain.

    BTW you must also be careful of KMB’s censorship. They may censor your comments for having far too many shaer in them. Some people don’t like poetry. And as it is my Mullah friends tell me poetry is Unislamic. They say the punishment of poets in the next world will be the same as that of liars. They will both go to hell, the poets and liars.


  30. kabirdas on May 14th, 2009 @ 5:09 pm

    @ Fasee
    " Sir, with all those tools avaialbale, sadly, KMB uses none."

    Excellent comments and free of spelling mistakes deserving some kind of response, one way or the other, from KMB. I hope they respond to your comments if not to mine. And if they don’t we may have no other option but to smile to cover up our disappointment and frustration.


  31. balma on May 14th, 2009 @ 6:25 pm

    Thanks KabirDas.

    Bhaaiyou’n, and ladies,

    Please write to

    support@metblogs.com

    To complain about moderators’ lack of English writing skills:-)
    No, for their lack of objectivity and for their stupidity.

    Thanks,
    Balma


  32. balma on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:25 pm

    KD,
    The way you wrote the message above, it seems you should consider a career in teaching after you graduate from college.


  33. بستنی (wasiq) on May 14th, 2009 @ 10:40 pm

    How sad it is to smile to lessen your pain.

    @KD sarkar….indeed…also requires courage and bravery….at times but unfortunately its the awkwardness one feels in front of the camera for lack of preparedness and due to the language difference….

    BTW you must also be careful of KMB’s censorship

    I have been through this long long time ago….when a young lass(gustapo jee) turned everybody around….now I believe that she did me a favor….because I learned a lot during that censorship and discovered many friends who stood my me…or maybe not me but truth and freedom of expression….I can never forget them….
    Censorship has never been a hurdle for me because Its not me who is desperate to let others know what I know….its the other way round….and usually I am stopped to make sure I speak out….its a very reverse psychological process…
    as far as my being censored at KMB is concerned …I am not the least worried now because I am no longer addicted to it….I had a long summer off last year….I am seriously thinking about going on a Ice cream tasting break….this summer as well….I am sure by then this matter will be resolved amicably….

    Some people don’t like poetry.

    you are telling me…..I don’t like it myself why else do I…..lol

    @Balma jee…sir I have studied the terms of use,privacy policy…..their is nothing against the STupidity of the mods…in it…chose something else like they are from mars and jupiter and they eat cockroaches and ants……lol
    btw the rat I mentioned above is nearly dead….thanks to the rat poison by a pardosan….

    Theres never been a dance thats so easy to do
    It even makes you happy
    When youre feeling blue
    So come on come on do the loco-motion with me


  34. balma on May 15th, 2009 @ 8:03 pm

    What does it mean by Capri Taangai’n (legs)?
    I was reading this wacko’s (Aamir Liaquat Hussain) on Jang’s website, and I am curious to find out what it means?


  35. balma on May 15th, 2009 @ 8:07 pm

    Oh, Taango’n may aisaa giriftaar huaa keh aslee baat tou bhool he gayaa!

    Why don’t they arrest this idiot Aamir Liaquat Hussain?
    Please read his article in Friday’s jang where he almost intices people to kill others. Some of these people in Pakistan have really gone crazy.


  36. balma on May 15th, 2009 @ 8:13 pm

    http://www.jang.com.pk/jang/may2009-daily/15-05-2009/col5.htm

    Above is the URL for the article from this crazy ass Aamir Liaquat Hussain.
    What a jerk/jahil/fraud!


  37. fasee on May 16th, 2009 @ 8:46 pm

    @ balma

    Sir aap akela nahee tangoon me ulghay huway…

    Ik dunya is ke aseer hai.

    As for amir kiaquat….who. Cares bout that media pros#*@?@#

    There was a time, he was famous in some jahil and lower class ki female baradri coz of his jazbati style naa’ts….but now everyone nows his true face….so hez a nobody now, in state of denial, never admiting he has lost it

    Like any holly or bollywood actress at 50, neevr admiting she’s not 25 or hot anymore


  38. kabirdas on May 16th, 2009 @ 10:49 pm

    @ Balma
    " you should consider a career in teaching after you graduate from college."

    Sir, KD needn’t wait for his graduation from college to become a teacher. KD is a born teacher and baquol Allama Iqbal guftar ka ghazi.


  39. kabirdas on May 16th, 2009 @ 11:00 pm

    @ Balma and Fasee
    In the previous government this guy was an MQM MNA. What do you have to say about those who gave him the MQM ticket for election ??

    He is really a pain in the neck. I wouldn’t say a pain in the arse lest I get censored though I see no jstification for any such censorship. After all both neck and arse hole are equally inportant part of our anatomy.


  40. balma on May 18th, 2009 @ 7:52 pm

    Hey, why was my comment deleted where I said that I will have to call Altaf Hussain to find out details?


  41. kabirdas on May 18th, 2009 @ 9:50 pm

    @ Balma

    May be because KMB editors think Altaf Bhai is a holy cow who should not be bothered by such queries about promoting such AHs in his party.


  42. balma on May 18th, 2009 @ 10:25 pm

    Jamatis have taken over the Urdu press and one can’t see anything good coming out of Urdu press. Example: Aamir Liaquat Hussain. This guy should be tried in court for encouraging people to kill others.
    But, as i said, Pakistan is an ‘ajaaib ghar’!


  43. MB (kar_munib) on May 23rd, 2009 @ 3:36 pm

    Dude
    here is a proof of gairatmand leader:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/8064799.stm

    Whether he was corrupt or not is one thing and FEELING heavy guilt is another. Check what he says:
    " He never admitted wrongdoing, but said he was sorry for disappointing people."

    Feel so sorry for him. Kindly show it to the current paki leadership.


  44. بستنی (wasiq) on October 24th, 2010 @ 8:21 am

    wow !


  45. Kabir Das (unregistered) on October 25th, 2010 @ 11:29 pm

    Subah dum gar koi bala-e-bam aaya tu kia aaya


  46. بستنی (wasiq) on October 26th, 2010 @ 8:15 am

    per nahein taqat ay perwaz pey ser rakhti hai….lol


  47. Dr ChadDa (unregistered) on October 26th, 2010 @ 1:54 pm

    @ wasiq

    sir agar parwaz pe requried takaat achive na ho rahi hu ya power sustain na ker rahi hu, ya much more effort are needed or not delivering the requried results by landing the perwav where you want it to land.

    you have my card…aap baray hakeem saab say rabta kijiyee…mera naam zaroor bata dijiyee ga…mera 10 % comission hot ahai ayuvedic dawai me..woh mara jai ga



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