"waisey mulla kay hath main kya kya "

after establishing the dar-ul-aroos…..they have there hands full ( pun intentded)

dar-ul-aroos- hijla-e-aroos aur shab-e-aroos….aur aunty aroosa tu hain hi…..

hun mojaan ee mojaan
shaam sawaeray hun mojaain ee mojaan

"makkhan ley giya panjabi ab chaach piyo sansar"

sir wasnt the line, liek this, " makan le giya fauji, chach pee giya punjabi, bill denay ko reh giya baki ka pakistan"

as for sawat…i guess a whole new indusrty might prop up….pehlay lo honey moon pe wahan jya kertay thay…ab apni apni motherin law ko sponser ekr ek bheja karain gay…..agay zindagi mau tu alah ke hath me hai…….

http://epaper.dawn.com/ArticleText.aspx?article=11_05_2009_001_004

watching the picture in the above article….I realised how tense Mrs KD’s relatives would be on the thought of her moving here…maybe that is the reason behind the karachi unrest…is it…?
sir Honeymoon toh ho chuka ab toh ghar bas anna hai…..woh kehtey hain na….
makkhan ley giya panjabi ab chaach piyo sansar…..

On a serious note:here in jamshed town we have many IB’s we can provide food and shelter to thousands of homeless till ramazan….with the help of memon philanthropist…like mithu qassai…..

http://epaper.dawn.com/

ok who else go for the honeymoon to the valley last chirstmas alone….?

Sir, with all due respect, if mrs KD get to know ur plans of eloping and living with KD in a jungle….

then there wud be consequences.

As for the bhooki nation……hai qismat….unki qoum bhoki hai….hamari hakoomat bhooki hai……starved upto the level of canabilism

hilal
sorry sir but it is halal even my american spell check has underlined it…lol

The transit fee for helping one kafir help another…will it be hilal

I have a friend who keeps a dollar in his pocket always…..and when somebody like you says a similar thing he shows it to him…there it is inscribed In God We Trust
as far as the other kafirs are concerned I find sikhs to be more believing than the rest…..dehli waloun ka toh koi deen imaan hota nahein hai…chahey odhere chahey idhere…toh un sey toh americans khud hee nibut lein gay….raha sawal rest of india ka toh woh toh bhokay nangay hain dooh rupia kay lian kuch bhi karney ko taiyar ho jatey hain….pheir hum ko wohi free main karna perdh ta hai,,,,maybe issi lian abhi tak aap ka metro nahein shuru hua…..warna world bank ney toh dubai sey pehley ok kiya tha…

The transit fee for helping one kafir help another…will it be hilal

Need a fatwa from allama balma, as wasiq can’t find fatwas in constitution, and KD is not availkable for fatwa due to hangoverz…:)

@fasee sab…mubarak ho janab….saein ney sub ko kaam sey laga diya….aap bhi aik 18 wheeler bharday pey ley lo aur…dehli to kabul via wagah chalao….meri metro toh aik dam taiyar hai main toh chala….bye bye!

http://archive.gulfnews.com/nation/Traffic_and_Transport/10275654.html