Private NO-PARKING signboard

600px-noparking-svg1One more case of jis ki lathi . . . . . Kashif blogs a story about Nissan Chevrolet showroom that placed personal NO PARKING notice for citizens. We would like to know the LAW that gives them this right. Is this not a violation of Clause 15 of constituion regarding ” Freedom of movement” ? (wakeel hazraat guide  please ...) Moreover, moving on from this specific case my main point was, it has become a common observation these day that people/owners/companies are placing these NO PARKING boards anywhere they deem fit for their purpose. I had once a minor argument with a security guard near Nursery on this and i guess many others might have fierce verbal exchange too. While the state of our LAW enforcing dept. is “well known” i guess the mainstream media should start highlighting this issue and bring it to the notice of the higher officials. I also think it all goes back to the increased lack-of-space (land mafia ??) issue in our city and the fact that the karnamaz our KBCA (cowasjee covers it extensively in his columns) did after 80s is finally showing the results.
Resolution: Not allowing illegal constructions , ensuring parking space in designs, strict enforcement of the first 2 :)

149 Comments so far

  1. بستنی (wasiq) on May 28th, 2009 @ 1:02 pm

    @KD sarkar…..that is sir Iqbal ofcourse…who else uses the birds of that nature in his poetry in urdu….

    Bad news for you sir

    and all this time I thought you knew she has left…at first I believed she is moving in the neighborhood…..anyways….how can you be so sure that she is leaving for the baby…maybe she married a Talib who is forcing her to quit…all satanic activities….

    The one and the only Barrister Saib !

    thanks for this clarification….I’ll remember for future reference…

  2. kabirdas on May 28th, 2009 @ 1:17 pm

    @ Wasiq
    "that is sir Iqbal ofcourse…who else uses the birds of that nature in his poetry in urdu…."

    Sir, gotcha ( not sure with pants down or up). It is not Allama Iqbal’s shaer. Think about it. If it was so why would have I asked you this question and offered you an award for the correct answer. What, you thought KD being a Paindu was that stupid. No sir. The fact of the matter is you are not yet as smart as KD.
    Now you may consult somebody to find out whose shaer it is?

  3. fasee on May 28th, 2009 @ 8:01 pm

    @ balma

    "Me ban hoon"

    Yaara koi nai baat karoo.

    Drone hamlay, mehangai, loadsheding, u and me banned….sab ke liye ik hi nuskha-e-kimiya hai

    "Get used to it"

  4. fasee on May 28th, 2009 @ 8:06 pm

    @ wasiq

    " Baad_e_mukhalif say na ghabra aye uqaab"

    Agar itna hi ghbarata hai tu west open ghar kiyoon liya uqaab nay

  5. fasee on May 28th, 2009 @ 8:13 pm

    @ KD

    "What women want."

    Sir is ka jawab ik ikhlaq se gira huwa latifa hai.

    In age 16, 26,36,46,56 her wants are pretty diffrent…..if I start explaining them..- wud be baned again….ask wasiq….after balma and me its his turn

    " Whose shair is it"

    Iqbal or not, but this sher has led many a fools into theline of clear and present danger than any other sher

  6. بستنی (wasiq) on May 28th, 2009 @ 9:55 pm

    @KD sarkar…sir can I come back to you after a week…..I’ll have to go through all of his poetry…..and if I am wrong still than its Okay…back to the nest and roast….just another case of my De-wine education….in the mean time you enjoy this blog by somebody with the pants on….lol!

    ps:you wont believe where my search is leading to….

  7. fasee on May 28th, 2009 @ 10:08 pm

    @ wasiq

    Yeh shanaz aunty kon hain…??

    Is she avaialable and willing…..or available and unwilling, or unavailable yet willing or unavailable and unwilling..??

  8. بستنی (wasiq) on May 28th, 2009 @ 10:19 pm

    @fasee sab…..did you forget the Hit Ptv soap Alpha bravo charlie….or did you miss it…..
    click on the blog header and see here recent page she has graduated recently…..ask that yourself…

  9. balma on May 28th, 2009 @ 11:56 pm

    It must be your ‘ikhlaaqi dubaa-o ‘ that they unbanned me:-)

  10. kabirdas on May 29th, 2009 @ 2:16 pm

    @ Balma

    I don’t think Ikhlaaqi dubaao means any thing to this self rightious nation. Your tormentor however do remind me of a quote of Shakespere which goes as follows:

    Man proud man
    Dressed in a little brief authority
    Plays such fantastic tricks before high heaven
    As make the angels weep

    Better steer clear of proud men of KMB dressed in a little brief authority if you can.

  11. fasee on May 29th, 2009 @ 7:22 pm

    Me think, dubaoo hameesha ghair ikhlaqi hota hai…

    Another of an oxymoron I guess

  12. kabirdas on May 29th, 2009 @ 11:18 pm

    @ wasiq on May 28th

    Visited the recommended site today. Now I don’t blame you for the mistake. I wanted to post my comment that it was not Iqbal’s shair but then got confused about opening the account etc for posting my comment. You can do this and tell them so. Catch them with their pants down.

  13. kabirdas on May 29th, 2009 @ 11:23 pm

    @ Fasee
    "Another of an oxymoron I guess"

    Yes, Ikhlaqui Dubao, can be said to be an oxymoron. Clever to note that!

  14. fasee on May 30th, 2009 @ 1:57 am

    Adab araz hai

  15. بستنی (wasiq) on May 30th, 2009 @ 10:31 am

    Catch them with their pants down.

    @KD sarkar…..sir believe me she has already showed her legs three time….over the past dacade….khandani lagti hai….its hard to tell kay paternal,maternal or phophanal… dagha pai pai pai…)
    if I wanted to open an account i’d rather to it with the pakistan Defence forum…..

    but I ‘ll only do it when you are able to prove your claim….and remove the doubts….

  16. fasee on May 30th, 2009 @ 10:59 pm


    "She has shown legs three tines"

    She expected guys like me to oggle at her when somebody shoes some skin…but

    Even she didn’t expected someone was counting

  17. بستنی (wasiq) on May 31st, 2009 @ 8:16 am

    @fasee sab…..sir peeley school ki english ki tarhan aap ki urdu bhi kamzoor maluoom hoti hai…..or maybe its because of living near a truck stand…..humari tarhan Kamela(slaughter house) main rehtey toh aap ney yeah mahawara zaroor sunna hota….doshman to laat aur dosht ko seena….(legs to the enemy and chest to a friend)…..

    Jiya Jale, Jaan Jale
    Nainon Tale Dhuaan Chale Dhuaan Chale

  18. fasee on May 31st, 2009 @ 2:59 pm

    @ wasiq

    Sir kamzoor tu hamara dimagh, ikhlaq air iman sabhi kuch hai…kuch kamzoriyon ke liye hakeemon say ruju ker letay hain.baki pe sabr o shuker.

    Bythe way hum truck stand ke pas nai container yard ke pass rehtay hain.

    "Dushman ki tang aur dost ka seena"

    I wud love to replace dushman with a lamb and dost with katrina any day anytime

  19. بستنی (wasiq) on May 31st, 2009 @ 5:23 pm

    @fasee sab…..sir you say you are married and have a son also……KD doubts that and sometime after comments like these….I get suspicious as well…..what if katrina found out……?

    singh is king singh is king….singh is king

  20. fasee on June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:12 am

    @ wasiq

    Sir aap log tu kiya….even my wife says dat, sharam karain, 1 bachay ke abba hain aur aap ki herkatain toba toba ( statement issued on my oogling at every female specie walking by me at markets )

    Per araz kiya hai

    , shadi kernay say shanakhti card badalta hai, shanakht thori…..

  21. بستنی (wasiq) on June 2nd, 2009 @ 8:21 am

    @fasee sab…sir mujhay nadra pey pheley sey shuba tha……lol

  22. fasee on June 2nd, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

    @ wasiq,

    "Nadra pe shuba"

    Sir jee, nadra ko chorain, mujhay tu saima, shakeela, rukaiyaa or bajoo wali shabana pe bhi pora pora shak hai

  23. بستنی (wasiq) on June 2nd, 2009 @ 10:15 pm

    @fasee sab…..sir why do the builders and developers(mafia) in karachi…like the name Saima and Uzma so much….kisi jhonperdi ka naam bhi wasiq plaza nahein hai yehan….why…?

  24. fasee on June 3rd, 2009 @ 4:36 pm

    @ wasiq

    Don’t knoe, un ki beti, bahu ka naam huway ga, ya teesri biwi ka, suna hai insan ko apni tesri biwoi sab sa piyari hoti hai

  25. بستنی (wasiq) on June 3rd, 2009 @ 6:02 pm

    @fasee sab….sir kuch bhi ho way…..kisi din mera matha pehrin ga na toh main sarey boards re-paint kar daloun ga……with Wasiq……

  26. fasee on June 3rd, 2009 @ 9:04 pm

    @ wasiq

    Sir, thanda pani pee lain…kaheen ghusay me kisi maternity hospital ke board pe bhi apna naam mut likh dijiye ga

  27. بستنی (wasiq) on June 3rd, 2009 @ 9:10 pm

    achcha hua aap ney yaad kara diya…..yeah toh soney ka andaa deyney wali jaga hoti hai…..yahein sey shuru karoun ga…..

  28. fasee on June 3rd, 2009 @ 10:45 pm

    Hmmmm…..wasiq zacha o bacha ward…doesn’t rhym don’t u think.

    Mullahz won’t be reluctant to hire the services…now dats bad for the business.

    Why not allama allaa hazrat sheikh sayed wasiq shah maternity ward…3 delivires per ik delievry free

    Dosri biwi se honay walay bachay pe 10% extra off….

    Mulhika idara se hifaz quran pe 20% off.

    Sunayatin kaheen bhi karain..khal humain hi dain

  29. بستنی (wasiq) on June 4th, 2009 @ 8:44 am

    Wasiq hospital and nursing home….Insaan kay bachchay paida karney ki koi guarantee nahein….advance booking….advance payment….zacha O bachcha ki khud hifazat karein aur doctor ki pohonch sey dour rakhein….shukria.

  30. fasee on June 4th, 2009 @ 2:10 pm

    @ wasiq

    "Insan ke bachay"

    Yani agar wahan langoor ke bachay ya gadhay ke bachay paida honay lagay tu kiya aap refunds provide kerain gay.

    If so, then u may have to refund around 50 percent of times….agree..??

  31. بستنی (wasiq) on June 4th, 2009 @ 6:15 pm

    sir jab guarantee nahein hai toh nahein hai….aap kuch bhi paida karo…hum ko kya….hum toh advance ley chukay…han tabiyat ziyada kharab ho ney ki surat main dai ka intizaam hai….

  32. fasee on June 5th, 2009 @ 8:29 pm


    And what bout the privacy clause,

    Tamam ma’amlaat posheda aur saghiya-e-raaz rakhay jain gay"

    Ya is there any chance of selling spicy stuff to tabaloids

  33. بستنی (wasiq) on June 6th, 2009 @ 10:53 am

    Ofcourse pardey ka kaas intezam hai ….hoshiar aap ko camera ki aankh dekh rahi hai….

  34. fasee on June 7th, 2009 @ 12:15 pm

    @ wasiq.

    Sir I wud suggest a DNA tester aswell, I guess with behrahrawi so rampant in out society evry dad wud have this paternity test at back of his mind….so u will be doing a public service by removing them from this torture

  35. بستنی (wasiq) on June 7th, 2009 @ 5:33 pm

    @fasee sab….with behrahrawi so rampant in out society

    oh yes there is too much behrahrawi rampant here…..both sides of the road have been closed with iron barricades… a local bank on one side and an airline on the other…..I hear honking late in the night and early in the morning….by people returning home or going to work….

    koi maal se gaya koi taal se gaya
    koi jaan se gaya koi jahaan se gaya
    lut gayi lut gayi sari country
    ishq di galli vich no entry
    ishq di galli vich no entry
    no no no no no no no no no no no no no no
    no no no entry

  36. fasee on June 7th, 2009 @ 9:10 pm

    @ wasiq


    Can u tell me one thing,…if only shareef women wear full burqa with glasses and gloves, then why the very same girls are alwys oogling at boys all the time, even when I am inside my phatphati, they always look inside till I pass.

    Wearing a balck burqa give ema liscence to oogle at boys…in ke ghar me baap bhai nai heen kiya….

    Dats what I call a classical social meltdown

  37. بستنی (wasiq) on June 7th, 2009 @ 9:56 pm

    those women covered from head to toe…..are believed to be undercover fascist on the rise…..member of some cult….stay away from them….or I’ll have to disavow any knowledge of you….incase somebody inquires…

  38. fasee on June 8th, 2009 @ 3:45 am

    @ wasiq

    Having a fascist women want me and interogate me,is one of my german nazi fantasies, so I won’t mind.

    I was worried coz I thought they were some fat ugly gay pathans in burqas trying to kidnap me.

    Now me happy…u buqa fascists, come get some

  39. بستنی (wasiq) on June 8th, 2009 @ 9:15 am

    I don’t know this man …ya really honest to god I don’t….

  40. fasee on June 8th, 2009 @ 1:05 pm

    La ilmi ik naimat hai.

    Flow with the current ma man flow with the current

  41. بستنی (wasiq) on June 8th, 2009 @ 5:56 pm

    this week I watched a really amazing movie of Kull the barbarian……when he returns from the dead…that everybody has believed….the traitors call him impostor….and everybody believes it…..

  42. fasee on June 9th, 2009 @ 7:38 am

    @ wasiq

    You likes kull…!!!!

    Yani aap ke shuak bi hamaray jaisay hain….I wathed it for sake of tia carrera, kabhi in ki jawana bhi jawala mukhi hoti thi…see basketball/ shanes world…ab tu jkahir say makli ka qabrustan lagti hain

  43. بستنی (wasiq) on June 9th, 2009 @ 8:51 am

    @fasee sab…..sir long long time ago I was watching TrueLies in a local cinema….and in one of the scene they showed a close up of tia carrera’s you know what…..some dil jali memon bachchi in the hall called out loud…."dono barabar nahein….!"
    she is a very good on screen kisser….

  44. fasee on June 9th, 2009 @ 12:30 pm

    @ wasiq

    Sir jee, I can go to lengths explaining the posibilities and reason, and get banned again.

    But to summarise,

    There is a slight diffrence even when natural, although a very minor one, in almost everyone.

    Secodnly, some garments used, use steel wires, as per movie requuirments, which causes such disparity.

    Ab her cheez ka ilzaam aap log surgouns per mut daal diya karoo yaar

  45. بستنی (wasiq) on October 22nd, 2010 @ 11:07 am


  46. Dr ChadDa (unregistered) on October 23rd, 2010 @ 9:41 pm

    sir jee bomb me ne ik saal pehlay mara tha…phata aaj hai.

    meray latifay pe aap us waqat hansay jub main chaar kul parh ke agar batiyaan jala ke biryani khilwaa ke jaa bhi chuka tha

  47. بستنی (wasiq) on October 24th, 2010 @ 8:40 am

    yes I know…but i am sure you have noticed that due to some network glitch or company policy from metroblogging…..the comments on the post that were previously closed…are now open….it happened very recently…the most interesting thing is that comments are now reopened also on posts by some hardlined tough moderators who no longer post here on KMB…i have observed that every single time…a campaign have started by the moderators of KMB to throw us out from here….the metroblogging takes away some of their dignity….and it seems this time it has taken away a lot….

  48. Dr ChadDa (unregistered) on October 26th, 2010 @ 1:56 pm

    no wonder all those frigid tight ass neploain bonaparts died…err i mean faded away like good old soilders, who when bite the dust in jungles of vitenam run back to thier jeeps with big pankhaa on the roofs……

    yee haaa…one for the down troden venom throiwng abuse throwing phaticher underpriveliged class

  49. بستنی (wasiq) on October 27th, 2010 @ 8:49 am

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