Comments on: Scientific Exhibition @ Alliance Française

By: wasiq

wasiq — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 14:09:20 +0000

@fasee sab…..sir its not about us or on us…..I guess you haven’t noticed lakhani sab ney 24hours kay baad churee chalai….zahir hai kisi kay kehney pay kiya hoein ga….bijlee chalo hai cable full speed pay chal raha hai….beggers are not banging the door….jamshedtown police is very relaxed…..non of my accounts are blocked…..pardosan bhi father’s day mana rehee hain….toh phir choti khala hee kay kehney pey kiya hoein ga na…..abhi french pata nahein Unn log ka kya hashar karein….per french naval attache ney kafi time after make his presence felt…..I’m lov iN it ta ta tata ta ta….

O jhanjer phab di na mutyar bina
Be Zubani Zuban Na Ho ja ay…

By: fasee

fasee — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 13:08:42 +0000

@ wasiq

After years n years of worth of time spent honing our skills of how tu hide our stash after we spend some quality time , so I don’t thing a chappa wud make us treimbble

By: wasiq

wasiq — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 07:38:32 +0000

Kya choti khala ka chapa perdh giya….? can I help ?

cordon Bleu….monte blanc….waterloo !

By: wasiq

wasiq — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 04:25:15 +0000

@fasee sab….you wont believe this sir…the centuries old chowkidar with a whistle who used to whistle at anybody anytime during the night has now been banned by the security….he brought his father to complain only day before yesterday…..lol

Bar rule:by proving that hamari setee goum hai you cannot win extra time…!

By: fasee

fasee — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 07:28:26 +0000

@ wasiq

I wud suggest that sleepy pathan chowkiadar with a whistle, hired in name of security, and buy a scarecrow…it will look more clean an smart, and will be on almost equal payscale

By: wasiq

wasiq — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:23:42 +0000

@fasee sab….sir aap ka toh pata nahein….per I have had wacky security at the corner of the street…so when ever I visit such a place where I have to pass the security check…and they try to be extra efficient…I think to my self…."kya ghar walay scanner ki batteries low thein…?"

By: fasee

fasee — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 03:05:34 +0000

@wasiq,

Yup, I get the idea, infact the wacky security there was a bund of paraniod, hyper yet visibly non trained staff doing there best to check who was a bomber who is not.

What I fail to understand is, I carry a bag in the car boot ,which in any xray vision wud look like a bomb, coz it has fire extinguisher, water bottle, petrol bottle, jumper cables, batteries and a torch and lotsa rope and tools.

My friends have suggested and I agree, that all such things in a compact bag shows in xray some canisters, with lotsa tangled wire and lota metal pieces and some batteries……now even a kid wud smell it as a bomb with a timer.

Yet never on airport, or any hotel or shoping mart never ever have anyone asked me what the hell this bag is, or even bothered to open that…….shud I feel safe with that level of security…??

Ohh just last week, in 2 years, only one guy asked me, sahab aisi chezin mat rakha karin, halat sai nai, bilawaja kaheen phans na jain…..and that was my mechanic at honda…:)guess he shud be the head of security then A.R.rehman

By: wasiq

wasiq — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 20:31:53 +0000

@fasee sab….Oh no sir sheraton ka naam zara ahista sey lain …jab sey (8 may 2002)wahan aik darjan french beauties widow hoie hain….aise jaga janey ka toh sonchna bhi haram hai….tasbian (rosaries)nikal aatee hain….

By: fasee

fasee — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 13:34:52 +0000

@ wasiq

Good for u sir, it has a pethetic parking place, as a matter of fact, all so called 5 star hotels have pethetic parking places, and worse, they r gobling up there space to make more room and let the visitors suffer……today am sitting in sheraton after an ugly hour going thru shearton, PC, and plot infront of gymkhana parking all full….I had to park near PIDC bridge and walk there from my phatphati…..so much for a lavish experience…it sucks big time yar

By: wasiq

wasiq — Thu, 18 Jun 2009 11:17:03 +0000

@fasee sab…..mein zara bismillah khala ki fateha ki biryani raitey main daboo kay salad kay saath kha raha tha….wah maza aa giya…tch ach…
Han sir what were you saying….avari you were on this side of the road iam sorry….Btw, I am so disownia tap but I don’t know why I think of Avari as my papa’s jagir….even though I may have had only aik aad muftaa mushkil say….

hum jab kisi sey marasim bardha ney lagtey hain
terey frock kay khamm yaad anay lagtey hain