Inshallah with the help of the devil.

now sir when was the last time the two corporated to do a common good to the humans….I can’t remember…..so this must be an oxymoron….and the longest one as well in the history….could have only come from the best of the best….

Don’t underestimate the Devil. He looks after his own.

Ok this one I am saving for the last…..just like Pharaoh said to moses while drowning in the Nile…."I believe in the God of moses…."(as shown in the movie …ten commandments)because I have never seen the black prince looking after his own….where the hell did you get this preposterous idea….? just to further elaborate my point I give a simple example….He has made no final abode for his own…..and has no control over the hell where his own will end up….see…

PS:you are leaving without the answer to my poetry quiz test…its not fair…

Hieeeeee!

Good to see u survuved the air travel, battel # 1 won …..war consists of a 100 battels u know…:)

Best of luck on the MRIs….hope the hi alcohol content don’t interfere with the results.

As for the devil, say my hi to him….uncle se kafi din say mulaqat nai hoi, but will do soon….u know, part of my heding the wager….sab say bana ke rakhoo.

"20 july.."

Before going under the knife do try to propogate islam in nurses, takay kuch to musharaf ba islam hu ke apni akhrat sanwar sakain…aur kisi maulvi ki zindagi ko janat aur uski sick fantasies ko real bana sakain.

Arrived Boston last night. Enjoyed wheel chair ride at various airports and swigs of non-nonalcoholic drinks on the air crafts. Don’t worry. Don’t underestimate the Devil. He looks after his own. I will survive Inshallah with the help of the devil.
Medical tests will start from tomorrow starting with 3 MRIs. Am scheduled to come under surgeon’s knife on 20 Jul.

sir call it my wishful thinking….but everytime an official of Mi6 or the pardosan visits….I start packing the essentials….only the lord knows when and where they are going to nab me….

Try it some time….u’ll be surprised

honestly, I cannot do this ever….I know the ultimate result will be the calling out of a qazi….I have seen a lot of death bed match makings…some of these old dying folks think its their birth right…

amma dekh han dekh tera munda bigrdee jai…
iss ka aik illaj hai shadi iss ka tanha nahein guzara…

"Have a blast"

By jolly, u cud have been nabbed by MI6 or NSA by thinking u were baitullah meshud or his comander who sent the ones to have a a blast….u know dats not far fethced…ask the mullahs who were droned for using there lotas, or offering janaza.

And, by the way, surpriseigly I never saw it as 7/7 till u said that…great.

"I don’t think he’ll survive"

Hmmmm, can’t argue, in pro or con, will just. Tell my habbit, I have attended people on death bed or with a few months to live many a times. Most of the times I discuss girls ,sex, taboos, fantasies….and guess what, it had marvelous results…..what I sum up from this is, people very very sick or on death bed, r fed up with all around them crying and weeping or silent with red eyes, everyone telling them to pray and remember god.

Frankly, if I be there with 100% good health, I wud be really sick in 2 days, what to say of already sick peoples there.

Talking with them on sex n taboos act as a motivation, moral booster n energiser. Try it some time….u’ll be surprised

So be happy and do visist, gayab mut huwa karoo..;)
I was praying for KD….nights and day….and did not want to contradict or excite him before the flight….. I don’t think he’ll survive…

"Reduce the bet similar to.."

Well , on the contrary, aguy places a bet he has faith that he will win, and if u have ever gambled, it says, that one thing that never dies is a gamblers hope….hedging is to handle the unexpected….

On the table, if u place all ur money on the table on equall terms, ur winning, would never be higer then the amount placed.

If it had been, las vegas wud have been known for its desert only

As for reading what majority do, I being a skeptic, If I see the whole city go in one direction, I instantly move away, as its a proven fact that majority is a fool and majority descion is the worst possible descion.

So, I’ll pass on the holy trinity, and hanomaan and that instutionalised begging racket known as starving buddha….

I’ll keep to my 4 wive having, camel riding, desert deweling, slaving humping muslim sterotype

Hope u r flyong today to lala land of mr obama those who hire hot chicks as nurses….

Am a bit late, coz due to child’s fever, all my multitasking was down, and was devoted to one thing only.

Khair thank allah or thank god, he is much much better now

So u take care, they in that kafir land, have much hope for every ailment from neck probelm to any joint to muscle…..and if nothing works then there is Viagra, u’ll forget ur roadside sadhay ka teel, salajeet,golden ointments or sheer or banmanas ki charbi etc etc.

If u want further eloboration on anyof these, do consult wasiq, he is a much bigger authority on them these days

He is aliiiiiiiiive…..!!!!!

So back from honeymone with the balochi mutton ehh…

Teri raat keh rahi he teri subah ka fasana.

Birthday.

I was pleaseantly surprised, honestly, dat u remembered…thanks.

Although, it was horrible, he was burnin with fever for two days, so was from one docotr in afternon to second in evening.

Just went to pizza hut for a family only dinner, late nite when fever was low, opened gifts and assembled bike, air castle and played till it was three.

So today am dead, not going to office, due to hangover .

So be happy and do visist, gayab mut huwa karoo..;)

Wasiq most probably eloped with some balochi 16 year old nabaligh

sir you have been fooled by her color and the walk…have you…not sure about the grandmother but both her parents are from the eastern side across the boarder….and she is not 16….actually the family wanted a boy so nobody looked at her face for three four years …..lived with the grandmother they applied for the birth certificate after couple of years…..

me being a startrek,babylon,galactica and all those sci-fi programes

sir have by any chance watched the movie…"osmosis jones"….

I am due to leave alongwith Mrs KD for Boston, America on 08 Jul.

@KD sarkar…..sir goodluck and Godspeed….!