Comments on: Nazims or Magistrates?

By: fasee

fasee — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:23:35 +0000

@ wasiq

Sir jee, on the contrary, cricket stadiums have been used many times for mega marriages.

Slaay itnay bachay paida kertay hain ke memanoki list 1-2 hazar tu hu hi jati hai…in few years it wud be 4-5 hazar…so wud be a perfect venue.

Check it, qazafi stadium in lhr has been used a couple of time wo bhi flood lights ke sath..:)

By: wasiq

wasiq — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 03:41:38 +0000

@fasee sab…..Now that’s what I am really afraid of…..there have been shadi lawns in the vicinity before….iam not sure about now….a shadi hall this big will be a nightmare for the defence budget…and US Aid for pakistan….never mind the young couple…..

By: fasee

fasee — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 07:30:37 +0000

@wasiq

Well it can be used as a shadi hall for our only other passion besides cricket, procreation…so it will do fine.

As for me a janatiya…well sir u know verywell, as the cliche goes…the only thing I hate more than a jamatiya is two jamatoyaaz.

All those sex freaks r busy in missionery styles…my evil plan was to teach them ways in which procreation wud not be the end result…hehe…serves them right, they will truly become what people only call them by name… bunch of a holes

By: wasiq

wasiq — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 03:47:34 +0000

@fasee sab….okay sir jaisay aap ki marzi…..per ab agar koi doctor ya pathan aap ko jamaiti boley toh babu sey shikaiyat na karna….woh kehtey hain na ….kay ponchi wahein pey khaakh jahan ka khameer tha…..
jahan thak national stadium karachi ka taaluk hai toh cricket toh ab yehan ho nahein sakti….ya toh dabboo club baney gay ya phir bahria school ka parking lot….they have two car per student and no place to park….blocking the traffic of a signal free….

By: fasee

fasee — Thu, 23 Jul 2009 06:16:35 +0000

@ wasiq

Agreed on the self taught thingy, but sir, they r just a bunch of hormone crazy freaks, just doing it, on quantity wit no idea bout quality.

They know how to cut the meat with a crude axe, but do they have the crafty hands to use a surgeons scalpel..??

That wud be my sales pitch….they might still can’t use a scalpel yet they may get to know hot to handle a kitana propely.

As for uganda…they r more intrested in buying expo centre to setup a fair n lovely cream factory, to export to uganda or might be rawanda aswell…if they certify us that is

By: wasiq

wasiq — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 17:45:39 +0000

@fasee sab…..sir jee bahut mushkil hai ….they are already self taught and experienced as you except yourself…..aap ki dal kaisey galley gi wahan…..meri baat maan lein national stadium karachi ki deal final kar lein….warna aisay na ho kay jab navy sell ho toh yeah bhi banana republic of Uganda ko chala jai….aur woh log yeahan hathi daanth kay furniture ki dukan khool dein….ya koi maan challa dabbu club start kar dey aur hum log aap ki zihanat aur diyanat sey mahroom ho jain….phir main KD ko kya jawab doun ga…?

By: fasee

fasee — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 16:45:12 +0000

@ wasiq

Sir jee one prospective site in mind is mansoora, as fasee’s direct experience tells me, the mullahs are more into sex n kinky stuff than anyone or all of them combined.

U’ll find them in undergarments shops as customer, as salesmen as wellas shopowners…u’ll find them in frontline on prawns / bateer or katakat corner in any buffet…u’ll see them always buying desi murgha even when they can afford hardly half a KG…

Where else can I find higher density of mulah per square meter in pakistan

By: wasiq

wasiq — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 08:45:03 +0000

@fasee sab…..sir again that is the best part of choosing the National stadium karachi….the mega billboards can be double sided…with skins on both sides or may be skin on the out side and neon signs on the inside they will look amazing…..

By: fasee

fasee — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 07:36:55 +0000

@ wasiq

Sir how can u Imagine the list of crimes can be covered on a paper mere the size of an stadium…??

Haan albatta if I keep the font size to "2 ppt ariel narrow" tu socha ja sakta hai.

But wud have to use both sides of the paper still…:)

By: wasiq

wasiq — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 02:45:26 +0000

@fasee sab….sir that is also one of the reasons why I suggested the National stadium karachi….you can have a mega billboard all round the stadium starting from one side of the main gate….with a longer name and the list of crimes….
as for Balma jee….I doubt it…he is not his self these days…it feels like the ghada is inside the gardee now and nobody to pull or push…outside…lol!