And fasee remembers when he had bought his first PC, he used to say bismilah before startung it….dil ke dhaarkan tez hoti thi ke kahin ye start karon aur start na huwa ya kharab hu giya tu kiya hu ga….us ki hard disk ki her awaz dil me mehsoos hoti thi….knew how many seconds it took to boot a window 95….had by room windows sealed with thick white plastic to remove any chances of dust ( and fresh air, and other humans ) from entering my room.

Now…innocense lost, hai hum kiya se kiya hu gai….laptop bed ke neechay pata hota hai, blackberry kabhi washigmahcine se niklana perta hai, ya fasee chotu salan me dal deta hai…he belives “tarka” laganay say her cheez mazeed tasty hu jati hai…:):)
Hmmm will test it on some of my bland office persons …;)

jab tak yeah second hand maal nahein aaya tha na …toh merey ko toh roz yeahi sunna perdh ta tha….bantey toh barday hoshiar ho…reboot karna nahein sekha…kya ata hai…abhi aik toh broadband sey boot kam atak ta hai…aur kisi ko perwa bhi nahein rahee…

Sir, I know a few people who have a comparable beast of a machine, yet use it for email/ browsing or basic word processing softwares……so posession can’t automatically allow me geek points..atleast I won’t accept that.

Ik zamana tha,jub beta testing, new softwares se khailna, premium porn websites hack kerna, unke password churana aur doston ne bantna, porn upload kerna, sex sites ke advice panel me shamil hona…khair…its been a long time…..have hanged my boots….ab tu buhat si jargons samajh bi nai atin ke bol kiyaa riyaa hai…..waqat kai saal pehlay tehar giya….aur aaj ki fast life me 4-5 yrs means now I m a khambaa…..the terms or softwares I loved are obsolete junk…

Life,wife, kids and job…..busy in life so much that….

Lemme tell a nice one….once the tech guy said sir, aap ke laptop ki ip kiya hai…I said meray ko kiya pata khud chek kero….when he did, I was surprised..abay sharam say doob maroo aaj apni ip tak nai pata……so you can imagine how much of a technologically challanged guy I am now…:):)

With the start of Ramazan the Pakistani blogosphere is buzzing with posts about the holy month. In this article I look at some of the most interesting Ramazan related posts.
First we have a post on chowrangi about the importance of sehri and iftar…

Bakol shair.

Kuch titliyaan ki daboosh lien me nay.
Saray zamanay ke case dalwa diye unhu ne

Sir jee, fasee is a old fashioned technologically challelenged old timer, jis ka abi tuk twiter account use nai huwa.

Hamaray zamanay me ICQ pe larkay hum ko dosheza bun ke raat raat bhar mukharab-el-ikhlaq batain kertay aur yadeen dey jatay thay…..phir msn aya phir yahoo, google talk anay talk hum web cam aur chating see tayab hu chukay thay….

Us say agay dunya voice confrencing, voice texting, webcam cybersex ki manzilan phalangti facebook, likeldel, see myspace or ab twitter per a pohanchi…aur hum wohi rastay ka khambaa..abi tak msn pe kuch makhsoos IDs se chat kertay hain…FB ki I’d bhi kuch ghumgusaron ne bana dali…wo bhi sirf 6 logon tak restricted hai…even ensured that its unsearchable to others

aunty lea se wajah-e-kalam tu aap khud hi samajh gai hoon gay…yoda wala ab samjha diya…like yoda, ab is dunya me rehna aur kisi se baat kernay ka dil nai kerta isi liye apni persakon se dunya me ghum rehtay hain

titali dabouch lee main ney ..
sarey jahan ki rangat muthi main aagaie meray….

Okay sir, do as you may please, but aunty lea ka number na sahee, uncle yoda ka msn I’d hi bata do, un se batain ker liya karain gay tareek rataon me

@obi….i’ll save ya…no matter what…you are my hero…lol

Yaar obi ko choro, princess lia ka mobile number miljai tu apni light sabre aap ki nazar ker doon ga ( 2 AA size battries not included )

“Allah miyan ki guy”

Sir mandee me tu aaj kaal pahari bakroon ke ilawa kuch milta hi kiya hai.
Albata shehri master degree holder bakray khud halal honay pohanch jatay hain sindhi aur pathaon munafa khor khabeeson say