“Kabi garoor nai kiya”

Same here…hum ne bi kabi nai kiya….but the reason for being so humble was totally diffrent…;);)

” U r soo sharp u’ll cut ur self ”

While I followed the motto, if u can’t cut it open…smash it open….can can me a gorrilla for using sheer brute force where little tactfulness wud have less efforts and better results.

@fasee saab….sir garoor kabhi nahein kiya….but you can confirm it from the head turner’s association of jamshedtown….they have chapters all over the world and and a separate register(log) for me…..I remember few years back….all the neighborhood branches of nationalised banks refused to receive the utility bills from me….in order to push me to the main tariq road branch….to stand in queue….3-6 pm…..while all the top models and aspiring actress of karachi,lahore and mandi bahauddin…(lol) used to passby….trying their luck…..recently the city.gov has put up a sign warning about the camera at that very site….but I am so sure….the whole process used to be filmed in those days (years back) as well….

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sir I don’t believe in the use of conventional neither iam as desperate as the young….years back i turned into a Fabius Maximus cunctator and a skulker…..when the Bitch told me…”you are so sharp you’ll cut yourself…!”

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” Mein legs ke ilawa kuch nai dekhta”

Kiyoon….aap ghoornay ko, dekhna shumar nai kertay kiya…:)

” CBMs”

Sir, my limited vocublary has two CBMs…confidence building measures…which I m sure u won’t need…second is, conventional balastic missles……..aaaahhh, fasee feeling nostalgic again….kiya zamana tha kabhi…..these missles n bombs where kept well guarded under the missile silo’s……not like the open flashy display of such weaponary by both arch enemies…….hamara zamana, diplomacy, backdoor chanles, political manuvering aur cloak and dagger operations ka thaa….aaj kaal ke londay londiyaan brinkmanship per belive kertay hain…..nothing but a full throtle head on collision, wud satsify them

don’t push your luck so hard

sir iam not the one that’s pushing the luck here…I see a foreign hand….and I believe that it is a bilateral issue…which if ever resolved will be on bilateral basis…we will not tolerate any foreign intervention by any super power or international body….. perdosan’s job and occasional wearing of the sleeveless was CBM’s as part of the back channel diplomacy ….so unless the giving up of these CBM’s is a direct retaliation of my giving up of stalking…this could be a move towards talebanization…for which I’ll have to alert the pentagon and the homeland security…. I hope I am not already too late…lol

Saien jee, hammam me jo dress code hota hai, us hisaab se perdah drop kerna tu kisi zamray me hi nai ata….siyanay kehtay hain hijaab tu insan ki ankh me hota hai..;)

“Padosan droping sleevless”

Sir don’t push your luck so hard…she won’t be droping anything else soon….so stop drooling or work harder…:P

” Mazay buhat kiyee”

Muj se hakeem sab ka number le lijiye ga, life me kisi mor pe kaam per jai…….u know…*.wink wink*

Glad to know he is alive n kickin….hope to see him soon on KMB….do send my regards if u contact em

@balma

” Her baat mein tang mat araya karoo”

Sir this is the only organ which I can freely use to poke everyone without fear of retribution na…..:):)

” Oldy goldy times”

Sir jee, ab rehnay bi dijiyee…ye stories, mana ke hum itnay puranay nai, per itnay nai bi nai…..I was the only kid in me mohalla who had a telephone for such a long period…first VCR in mohalla…rememebr running upstairs to correct antena to capture some seminude (sleevless) hags…when the damn crow tilted the antena.

But even then, when data transfers were on ugly fat floppy disks….there was such explict material available…I was in sauida, and americans even then were distributing such material to us kids…..it was the time when puting a dish on roof was a legal crime…having long hair will make police stop and shave ur heads….even then we bootleged such stuff in teenage…..guess we were revolutionaries, fighting againt the cultural opression and censorship…hehe

Even in pakistan…in ur gud old PTCV days….nite clubs and cabrets with foriegn seminude dancers were comon in karachi, sadder….sharab was legal and affordable, unlike know, restricted to a elite class only.

Adeebs used to talk bout sex, fantasies to shag the neighbours, wituot fear of the jamat-e-harami knocking at there doors…

So sir jee, the 70s and 80s was not such a doodh see dhula maashara…aab hum see kiya parda…..:):):)

We should make sure our younger generations (esp girls) eat well, drink lots of milk, and get involved in physical activity and sports..rather than wasting time in front of TV and video games.