Hey, all you hidden Mullahs, I rather see a beautiful woman than Navaz NoSharif’s or my own picture in this ad. Really, why are you idiots so threatened by non-burqua women?
Ali are you stalking me…? thanks dude !
@odin yaar tu toh aik dam merey tap kya bandaa hai…filhal toh cheez sticks hee kha ley…agar Diana ki jaga uss ki mother in laa mer jati toh hosakta hai iss jaga BMW’s ka showroom hota…per kya karein kismat…
@shamsi….who is the skipper in your two member squash team at DMB
@Ameera dear very nice and clean blog…love it..keep it up!
@master yoda…maybe raja jani was confused because..the joint and the drive through was closed yesterday 6th feb 2010 and the free deliver was not…
Ali (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 4:50 pm
This shows* our society and the moral values! Watch “Living on the edge” and you will have more of these shocks!
Shamsi (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 6:54 pm
@wasiq
syskey is skipper, people are scared to join they are scared of dictatorship laws.
i get threatening emails tooooooooooo! :) means someone is really watching
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 7:02 pm
@ wasiq.
sir jee, tareek galiyoon say na guzra karen..jamana kharab huway hai
as for teh products on display…they can be a visual oxymoron…of there is any such thing.
one is freshly baked jused for you
other is a stale,multipl time used hunterbeef
one is just bout right for your wallet
other is a sureshot way to bankcruptcy
One is gogin to make you fat,
other is gona make you weak
one will play havoc with your cholestrol levels
other will play havoc with your hormone levels
yaar, i can go all day with this…pakh pala pakh pala
OfParentsAndPriests (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 7:18 pm
Disgraceful, maybe. Bad taste, yes. Effective, definitely.
@shamsi saab….this reminds me of the “Bee movie” they have everything and nothing…and that “someone” has all the freedom in the world to block and ban anyone…how odd..!
@Master yoda….when how…where..?I think the discussion was going very smooth before I came here…shouldn’t have…lol
Tanzeel Niazi (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 9:13 pm
Today female models have become an integral part of ads, be it chocolates, juices, furnitures etc. Though its a pity but we can’t do nothing about it.
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 9:43 pm
@tanzeel…
yar chocolate ko choro..they even advertise in men deodrant, fillete razors, mens underwear ads….badtamezi ki bhi koi had hoti hai…hamari akhir koi priovacy bhi hai ke nahee…
hum kabhi ladies ki personal type ki ads me aaty hain…..siwai rang gora kerna wali creams jis me haer larkay ko khotay ki tarhan zuban bahar nikalay ehr gori larki ka dewana dikhatay hain…
giving them the stares like afghaniz stare a goat in kabul
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 7th, 2010 @ 9:45 pm
@ wasiq.
very true sir…i guess you are the catalyst for when i deviate form topic and cause all teh mayhem around….adn i guess its mutual…i return the favour more than i take..lol
ali (unregistered) on February 8th, 2010 @ 8:17 am
There is a big difference between “Cheese” and “Cheez”.. They are using “Cheese” and i don’t find it disgraceful at all. I think Karachi is a modern city.. We need to show the westerners we love our fashion, music, and we love the western culture… That’s the only way ppl from the west will invest in Pakistan and also help the tourist business.
@ali with a dp…..I beg to differ that “karachi is a modern city” …karachi as I have been taught over the years is what the Britishers used to call “ORDU” which means army encampment …there are amry,navy and airforce bases and defence housing societies ,cants and nore …and anybody can predict that during the US-iran conflict ..karachi will be completely destroyed… even if not annihilated…only lasses with glasses would suggest to invest here….the prudent industrialists have already moved out…I haven’t seen any tourists lately….and I don’t believe I can in the near future…
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 8th, 2010 @ 4:38 pm
my 2 takka on the topic ( off topic actually )
“We need to show the westerners we love our fashion, music, and we love the western culture… That’s the only way ppl from the west will invest in Pakistan”
if wearing bikinis or mini skirts or hot pants would lure in investors and investments….then putorico or venezvela wud have been the richest conutries, or most investors would have invested in stocks of nude beaches incorporation.
Investors invest on solid credentials, not some confused desi gestures of wananbe american loosers who think wearking a jeans makes them modren….gimme a break……if you visit korange…you wud be surprised to see most people i saw in jeans and shirts was in korangi
PS: as for the cheese and cheez, thanks for pointing it out…otherwise no bdy wud have noticed
@master Yoda saab…sir I fully agree…built aur shakal achi ho toh banda kuch bhi na pehney acha acha hee lagta hai…..
as far as investing in nude beaches is concerned…look what McDonald’s is doing to our semi-nude beach at seaview clifton…they are polluting the beach…along with dha/cbc…it is unbelievable that no environmental protection agency(watchdog) has been able to do anything about this shitty stinking area of the most popular beach in karachi…
@ Balma why are you idiots so threatened by non-burqua women?
Come on Balma jee. You know the answer to this. Who are you tryig to kid and calling idiots:-)
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:09 pm
@ KD.
sir i guess, typo errors is an infectious disease, yo must definatly wud have goteen it form me….
@ wasiq…
sir why signle out macdonals…when it is a gang of so many…KFC, pizza hut, dip shop, buhtay walaz, ooont walaz, aal teh canteens…contributing there equal shares in bringin ugliness to teh beach
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 8th, 2010 @ 11:11 pm
@ KD.
wasiq n balma ko fasiq aur zalma tu ker dala…
but pls don change my name
yod ake jitnay bhi derivations niklatay hain sab hi mayoob typ eke hain
@Mater yoda saab….why signle out macdonals…when it is a gang of so many
with all due respect sir because …
1.it is relevent to the post
2.they are the only one who seems to *miss* me this week ….beside it is the biggest and round the clock….dip shop was closed some time back…pizza hut is very small…the butta wala only brings a cart load per day and it bio degradable (whatever it means) ooont wala is poor I don’t think he feeds the camel enough at the beach ….maybe only when he is expecting you….canteens have very limited sale drinks and snacks people usually eat when they are about to leave…so whatever they do they do it at home or at a friends place nearby…now did I forget anyone….oh yes the KFC ….I thought the whole australian tour was sponsored by commonwealth bank…how come the T20 was sponsored by KFC…???lol
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:22 am
@ wasiq
1) “relevant to the post”
sir, with equal due respect, do u seriously think, needing to stay relevant to teh topic ever occurs to me…??
2) yup, i heard from some poeple dip shop closed there…but frankly speaking..yoda never went there in his life…so cant say it ever exsisted or whether it vanished or not….in KD’s words….thing i cant see, i cant argue botu its existence or disaperance
ooont….sir alo of stuff teh produce is also bio-degradable…
butta wala….they use a pretty bad masala, and poverty stricken nimboo on the bhuttaz…..and just by standing there they make the atmosphere ugly
as balma jee once so rightly said..hum pakistanio ko ganda rehnay aur ganda nazar anay ka shauk hai…poverty has nothign to do with it.
look at thiland, vietnam etc…gurat whaan bhi hai…wahan sabzi wala bhi shoper pe sari gandi sabzi jama kerta hai…yahan tu sali phatichar qoum..un ke sath mil ker baraber ka gand dalti hai bech pe.
( mast yoda also take spride in throwing his fidge’s cup in the sand and see it roll on air pressure..instead of using the bins with big ” USE ME” signs on them.
insetad yod ais seriously intrested in some girls who have all tell tale signs of saying ” USE ME ” lol
Kaami (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:57 am
The way you guys including Kaami but excluding Balma have gone berserk after seeing a girl’s picture on a bill board it seems you have not seen a real girl for some time or the girls of Karachi are keeping you at arms length and rightly so.
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:12 pm
@ KD.
“girls of Karachi are keeping you at arms length and rightly so.”
shair farmata hai
(b) kab tak cheekhay gi chilayeee gi (b)
(b)ik din haseena maan jai gi (b)
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 12:14 pm
@ kd
as for my name being mayoob.
sir, after such a long aquaintence , have you found anything thats NOT mayoob in me..??
I like the girls who say they will
I like the girls who wont’t
I hate the girls who say they will
And then they say they won’t
But of all the girls I like the best
I may be wrong or right
Are the girls who say they never will
But look as though they might
@ Master Yoda who have all tell tale signs of saying ” USE ME ”
For Christ sake don’t fall for them. They are like female Epirus spider or female mantis who eat up their suitors without letting the poor fellows know any of the luxries of love.
Please consult some biology book to know more about these two interesting spieces.
the girls of Karachi are keeping you at arms length and rightly so.
@KD sarkar….sir any reply could endanger my firewall…just days(hours) before valentines…..although it is very depressing to know that you are not stalking us…only balma jee and vice versa…lol
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 4:42 pm
@ KD.
thankyou sir, for ruining my day, all the years before i only knew of black widow spider being the only one who extracts a heavy price ( besides some other sticky stuff ) out of the (un)lucky bugger in hajra-e-aroosi…
but now after doing some reserch on the leads you gave me…
i guess now master yoda has two more species that i can not TANGO with..
all you mantis and epirus sick pysopahts out there, there is no future prospects bewteen us now anymore….:S:S:S
saba (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 10:14 pm
@ Yoda… if you wanna beg for hatred pls. do it some where else….
wat i wanna know is when is the karachi flower showing is coming at sea view… ????
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 9th, 2010 @ 10:48 pm
@ saba.
aap ko koi parehsani hai tu mujh say aap rabta ker sakti hain
on thursday & firday in karachi
on saturday in sukkher
and on monday and tuesday in larkana
and on wednesday in vehari
Kaami (unregistered) on February 10th, 2010 @ 2:44 am
@KD
You are absolutely right, Karachi Girls are out of reach because, I am in pardase.
And every Canadian girls know this one pretty well:
@master yoda saab….iam not sure but I thing that’s Alex of Waverly she just can’t resist magic ….
Master Yoda (unregistered) on February 11th, 2010 @ 7:50 am
@ wasiq.
“not sure”
now i amreally impressed….hez on a date…adn hez not sure who she is…..either hez a true casanova, who care bout the REAL issue not the minor details….or is it some ghanjni style short term memory loss..?
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abdussamad (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 5:14 am
One thing is for certain. That model definitely does not pig out at mcdonald’s outlets or she would be fat as a sumo wrestler.
Its a strange ad this one. The reason is that mcdonald’s is supposed to be family friendly and here they are trying to attracting horny men. Its just not suitable to mcdonalds. They should stick to clowns.
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 10:26 am
“hey are trying to attracting horny men.”
naaw..me not intrested…..honry men have enough hangouts on zamzama to start with.
but still…macdonals is not and never was a fmaily place….its usualy a place wehre phatichers wud hang out trying to look hip while not hitting there wallets.
see there 25 rupay ke 14 items ad…u wud know what strata of the market they are tryign to capture.
whenevr i go there to get my cone all i see is students with there damsel in distresses….25 rupay me is say ziyada decent jaga date marnay ke kahin nai milay gi.
wish i had macdonals when i was stednt with a shoe string budget
wish i had macdonals when i was stednt with a shoe string budget
you are absolutely right sir….everytime I pass by the medical college next to jinnah hospital….I see size zero med students coming out or going in and I think to my self if there is anybody in town who needs the McDonald’s MOST its them….and believe me there is non around for miles…why…beats me !
I don’t understand when and how this concept developed that a eating place can be a family restaurant its so bad for the business….and speaks for it self about the moral degradation of the society….if this mania is not stopped right here I am sure soon you will hear and see the signs at bus stops,train stations and best of all on all airports….air travel for families only….(praiseth the lord I have a VirginAir)
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 12:45 pm
@ wasiq.
dont u ever talk bout virgin air in front of mr….salay jhoot boltay hain…itnay logo ko dhokiye diyee….aik bhi item virgin nai hoti unki.
same goes for vigin cola and virgin records….records pe scratches hoti hain….and whats so virgin about a cola…sala jis cola can ka bhi dhakan kholo ubaal ke apnay munh pe hi ata hai…..do does that mean ever cola can is a virgin can…or are the implying every coca or pepsi cola is a non-virgin colas..??
man i have too much pain already in my head, more then the current medications cud handle…pls dont gim me more mental anguishes
sir yeah toh hona hee hai….mein ney kitna aap ko quality control aur quality checks samjhaney ki koshish ki hai…per aap ISO waloun ko samajh hee nahein ata…toh pheir theek hai mein Pakistan’s first family Airline ka sign board paint karwa leyta houn… BHoota Airline kushada seatein palak paneer aur bachoun kay lian “play area”….lol
khush…?
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 5:04 pm
Nope…
Yeh aniyai hai melod…paisay pe karay baray…aur her jagha yeh manhoos bachon ke hi play araeas kiyoon hotay hain….akhir adults ne kiya bigara hai…KFC n macdonalds me baron ke liye play area kiyon nai hotay…??
jav (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 5:40 pm
kya item ha yar is ad may
jav (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 5:41 pm
Kisi ko is larki k baray may kuch pata ho to plz share me.
about her self
…………………
abdussamad (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 5:42 pm
@Jhak’ki : I find mcdonald’s too expensive. You really can’t buy anything there for Rs. 25. Even a simple burger costs at least 200. I guess your income levels are much higher than average if you consider mcdonalds to be cheap. It maybe so in other countries but its bloody expensive here. According to your assessment 99% of pakistanis are phateechars.
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 20th, 2010 @ 7:44 pm
@abdulsamad.
Dude, we have to shop smartly….there r a dozen or so 25 rupay items as faras there ads goes.
As for jhaki..he used to buy da 25 rupay ki cone or @ 30 if wid choco dip….there used to be 25 rupay ka patty burger which me never tried…as macdonalds is mostly for phaticherz wid very bad taste buds.
I only twice used there burgers…once ordered there quarter pounder, fish burger n apple pie..coz didn’t new what wud be good….I cudnt take a bite as they were such rotten things…..tried again once more a few years later…dis time a chiken burger n big mac n fries…only ate the fries……twice used there coffee which I threw after one sip….only thing that’s good is there cone or fudge..dat too only plain….haven’t tried the cheez sticks….will go there maybe in a few years to try it.
“99% r phaticherz”
Well sir, 80 % of us live below the poverty line.
Having 2$ a day means a man wife 2 parents an 4 kids means 16$ a day 480$ a month =38600 a month income
So if the salary is 38600 den that hardly qualifies as above poverty line…or middle class….that’s hardly the next 12%…..then come the upper middle class wid a 6 figure salary a powerful car a banglow etc etc then comes the 1% filthy rich beurocracy/army/elite/politicsians.
My friends wasiq kd n balma wud have been in the upper 10%…as for me…I wud pack my bags for canada soon..so don’t bother why wud I place myself anywhere….
But I remeber one thing always….these were the streets hardly 5-6yrs back where I used to walk miles empty stomach coz had no money in me pockets for da bus rides…..so no…I am not in the 1%…maybe never will be…till I jump into politics..lol
after watching afridi and razzak in dubai…I feel like I am in the 9.808%
Iam so glad to hear that you are going to canada….it has water fall that rhymes with your favorite thing…probably there is a link between…lol
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 21st, 2010 @ 7:44 am
@ wasiq
1)the pix…….sir two question arsie…a) pakistaniz such oethitc cark aprking sense….jahan 5 cars a jani wahan teen parked hain…rahi na akhir phatichir ki phaticher qoum…b) what were u doing there..stalking that cheesy chich.
2)canada….sir my future plans highly depend on the farangiz either giviing me the permit or not…and it might take them another couple of years to decide..those lazy bums….or maybe the way thign r gogin they might not at all
3) 98.08 %…..well in thsi case i am gladly in those 1% who never wathc cricket at all…….whenevr i go to office i see alot of my friends..with faces down….crappy moods…yaar pakistan haar giya…us salay ne bating aisi kari..woh umpire bika huwa tha..woh bowler tu gali me nai khel sqakta..et ect…and i just stare….abay tu dekhtay kiyoon hu..jab pat ahota ahi ke mostly match harnay hi hain….
Jhak’ki only watching beach vollyball..exvcoting game
@jhak’ki saab….ya I have noticed it too….and its very usual at places like these….because they (the parents) are so unsure if their children will be theirs after the experience…you never know…lol
a velvet parking is a better option…unless you keep those CD’s and weeds in the dash or under the seat…
1(b).Yap…that was the central idea…lol
2.sir I have been doing a research for over a decade now that which of my friends and family were taken to canada during sleep and why others have to straight roll the papard (thin crisp taco)….still I love the term …” ” lol
3.there are too many speculators around me….I watch their faces …they watch mine…but best of all I love it when they makes the racket during the match….Pakistan Cricket is a bread winner for many…it has made more millionaires in karachi than the textile industry…that’s why we worship it especially when pakistan loses…
GOD BLESS AMERICA
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 22nd, 2010 @ 11:17 am
@ wasiq.
yup..valet parking is a much better solution….but yeh manhoos qoum koi cheez free me dena apna shaan-e-muslamani ke khilaf samjhti hai…almsot every free valet has gone…now they charge you anywhere from 50 to 200 depends what valet r u using…
but to be honest…jhak’ki never had anythign stolen from his phatphati ever ( or i didnt took invenetory that is )..many a times i was stoped and called back to take my mobile or wallet or USB or camera…list is long….so mostly valet people are honest and hard working guys….(nayoning at time of givign back the car when they dont let go in anticipation of a hefty tip )
1)a…after macdonald’s phaticher experience..i guess kids wud come back runnign and crying to take them back home..never to come back…or afford a better place to go
1)b….so..did you got lucky….or the touch surprise pack was a wasted investment..??
2)yup..being preparded before gogin to canda is the central idea….i am doing a gas welding of fridge and heaters…after graduating with flying marks i am ambitious to join the majid plumbing course affilitaetd with sanghar university of plumbing….ISO 9001-2000 certified
3) agreed bout the millionairs…but what bout others…i heard….itnay kapray designers ne sari umer models ke nai utaray hoon gay jitnay kuch bookies ne mil ke awaam ke utaar diye isi bettign scams me….is it a myth…??
Black Magic (unregistered) on February 25th, 2010 @ 3:02 am
If you have any problem of Termites, Bed Bugs, Cockroaches, Rats, etc. in your Home then this is also the big Signs of Black Magic cast in your home. Sometimes these sort of Pests appears from the power of Black Magic because Black Magic is the dirty evil spiritual power.
Termites, Cockroaches, Rats, Bed Bugs and Snakes are very harmful pests. If you have these sort of problem then you must have to remove them at first attempt to break the power of Black Magic.
You can contact any Pest Control or Fumigation Service provider in your City. You believe me or not but this is 100% true.
For the ease of Muslim brothers & sisters I’m giving you the link of “Pest Control Service Provider” in Karachi City.
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 25th, 2010 @ 10:18 pm
@ black magic..
bhai ji…yes…i have a termite probelm, around 500 of these are eating away everythign insight…all medicens and poisens have lost there effect on them.
guess black magic is the only thing we havent tried asyet…?? wud that be of any effect..??
Kabir Das (unregistered) on February 25th, 2010 @ 11:20 pm
@ Black Magic For the ease of Muslim brothers & sisters I’m giving you the link of “Pest Control Service Provider” in Karachi City.
Sir, do you have any such link for the ease of non-muslim brothers and sisters as well?? I am surrounded by rats and pests of all kind (mostly two legged types)and want to get rid of them.
Kabir Das (unregistered) on February 25th, 2010 @ 11:25 pm
@ Black Magic For the ease of Muslim brothers & sisters I’m giving you the link of “Pest Control Service Provider” in Karachi City.
Sir, why preclude your non-muslim brothers and sisters from this social service of yours.
I am surrounded by rats and pests of all kind (mostly two legged types)and want to get rid of them.
@KD sarkar…..sir with all due respect…I am not sure if you have heard the legand of the pied piper or not ….but experience tells me that trying to play a musical instrument when you know not how to play is usually a very good repellent for most sensitive and shy creatures…trust me I was in the marching band at school and learned to play every instrument except the drums because of the butterfingers…lol
Allah ho akbar ..Allah ho akbar…ay mard ay mujahid…
@Black Magic….thanks!
Khudi ko kar buland itna kay herr taqdeed sey pheley
Khuda banday sey khud ponchay bata teri raza kya hai
Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 26th, 2010 @ 11:53 am
Pani Pani kar gayi us ko Jhak’Ki ki yeh baat
tu jhuka jab gher ke aagay
kiya karay a agar police ka chappa per gia
Sara (unregistered) on February 28th, 2010 @ 5:57 am
update:gone…this billboard is replaced by…the band dudes….lol
Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 8th, 2010 @ 10:38 am
hmmm…why u went there again…were you stalking her
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I saw this too and it’s pathetic! I agree with what you say – you can’t tell who’s the “cheez”… grr… disgusting.
@raja
both products have a totally diffrent price range, time of use and method of order…
so how can u ocnfuse sir,,,,???
Cheesy ad :)
Mozzarella and Mademoiselle…I like both of them :)
This one is much better. :)
http://tinyurl.com/BMWAdd
Hey, all you hidden Mullahs, I rather see a beautiful woman than Navaz NoSharif’s or my own picture in this ad. Really, why are you idiots so threatened by non-burqua women?
RI – whats bad in it the Girl or the cheese stick? I believe both are affordable ! if not accept my treat …………..ofcourse for cheese sticks :)
KD is missing where is he!
This should our society and the moral values! Watch “Living on the edge” and you will have more of these shocks!
Ali are you stalking me…? thanks dude !
@odin yaar tu toh aik dam merey tap kya bandaa hai…filhal toh cheez sticks hee kha ley…agar Diana ki jaga uss ki mother in laa mer jati toh hosakta hai iss jaga BMW’s ka showroom hota…per kya karein kismat…
@shamsi….who is the skipper in your two member squash team at DMB
@Ameera dear very nice and clean blog…love it..keep it up!
@master yoda…maybe raja jani was confused because..the joint and the drive through was closed yesterday 6th feb 2010 and the free deliver was not…
This shows* our society and the moral values! Watch “Living on the edge” and you will have more of these shocks!
@wasiq
syskey is skipper, people are scared to join they are scared of dictatorship laws.
i get threatening emails tooooooooooo! :) means someone is really watching
@ wasiq.
sir jee, tareek galiyoon say na guzra karen..jamana kharab huway hai
as for teh products on display…they can be a visual oxymoron…of there is any such thing.
one is freshly baked jused for you
other is a stale,multipl time used hunterbeef
one is just bout right for your wallet
other is a sureshot way to bankcruptcy
One is gogin to make you fat,
other is gona make you weak
one will play havoc with your cholestrol levels
other will play havoc with your hormone levels
yaar, i can go all day with this…pakh pala pakh pala
Disgraceful, maybe. Bad taste, yes. Effective, definitely.
@shamsi saab….this reminds me of the “Bee movie” they have everything and nothing…and that “someone” has all the freedom in the world to block and ban anyone…how odd..!
@Ali…..lol! http://www.williamsburgripleys.com/exhibits/galleries/exhibits/images/vortex.jpg
@Master yoda….when how…where..?I think the discussion was going very smooth before I came here…shouldn’t have…lol
Today female models have become an integral part of ads, be it chocolates, juices, furnitures etc. Though its a pity but we can’t do nothing about it.
@tanzeel…
yar chocolate ko choro..they even advertise in men deodrant, fillete razors, mens underwear ads….badtamezi ki bhi koi had hoti hai…hamari akhir koi priovacy bhi hai ke nahee…
hum kabhi ladies ki personal type ki ads me aaty hain…..siwai rang gora kerna wali creams jis me haer larkay ko khotay ki tarhan zuban bahar nikalay ehr gori larki ka dewana dikhatay hain…
giving them the stares like afghaniz stare a goat in kabul
@ wasiq.
very true sir…i guess you are the catalyst for when i deviate form topic and cause all teh mayhem around….adn i guess its mutual…i return the favour more than i take..lol
There is a big difference between “Cheese” and “Cheez”.. They are using “Cheese” and i don’t find it disgraceful at all. I think Karachi is a modern city.. We need to show the westerners we love our fashion, music, and we love the western culture… That’s the only way ppl from the west will invest in Pakistan and also help the tourist business.
@ali with a dp…..I beg to differ that “karachi is a modern city” …karachi as I have been taught over the years is what the Britishers used to call “ORDU” which means army encampment …there are amry,navy and airforce bases and defence housing societies ,cants and nore …and anybody can predict that during the US-iran conflict ..karachi will be completely destroyed… even if not annihilated…only lasses with glasses would suggest to invest here….the prudent industrialists have already moved out…I haven’t seen any tourists lately….and I don’t believe I can in the near future…
my 2 takka on the topic ( off topic actually )
“We need to show the westerners we love our fashion, music, and we love the western culture… That’s the only way ppl from the west will invest in Pakistan”
if wearing bikinis or mini skirts or hot pants would lure in investors and investments….then putorico or venezvela wud have been the richest conutries, or most investors would have invested in stocks of nude beaches incorporation.
Investors invest on solid credentials, not some confused desi gestures of wananbe american loosers who think wearking a jeans makes them modren….gimme a break……if you visit korange…you wud be surprised to see most people i saw in jeans and shirts was in korangi
PS: as for the cheese and cheez, thanks for pointing it out…otherwise no bdy wud have noticed
@ Shamshi
KD is missing where is he!
Gham aur bhee hain zamanay main mohabbat kay sawa
This ad reminded KD of Eve offering Adam an apple ruining both his morals and digestion.
@master Yoda saab…sir I fully agree…built aur shakal achi ho toh banda kuch bhi na pehney acha acha hee lagta hai…..
as far as investing in nude beaches is concerned…look what McDonald’s is doing to our semi-nude beach at seaview clifton…they are polluting the beach…along with dha/cbc…it is unbelievable that no environmental protection agency(watchdog) has been able to do anything about this shitty stinking area of the most popular beach in karachi…
http://twitpic.com/122iy2
@KD – it is SHAMSI, not shi
kamal kar deya ap nai hadrath ap balma ko salma aur wasiq ko ashiq maat keh dejay ga
Quoting master Yoda, “Thanks for pointing this out” i had to look twice and then get the point, dumb me!
Anyway chill out man and, thanks to McDonald for putting something pleasing to the eyes on our dry, dustry and often bloddy streets. streets.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever.
@ Shamsi
Sorry for mis-spelling your name. At the time I was feeling more concerned about the newly learnt writig of the italics than the name.
I feel ‘Salma’ and ‘Ashiq’ wouldn’t be as disastrous as ‘Zalma’ and ‘Fasiq’.
@ Balma
why are you idiots so threatened by non-burqua women?
Come on Balma jee. You know the answer to this. Who are you tryig to kid and calling idiots:-)
@ KD.
sir i guess, typo errors is an infectious disease, yo must definatly wud have goteen it form me….
@ wasiq…
sir why signle out macdonals…when it is a gang of so many…KFC, pizza hut, dip shop, buhtay walaz, ooont walaz, aal teh canteens…contributing there equal shares in bringin ugliness to teh beach
@ KD.
wasiq n balma ko fasiq aur zalma tu ker dala…
but pls don change my name
yod ake jitnay bhi derivations niklatay hain sab hi mayoob typ eke hain
@Mater yoda saab….why signle out macdonals…when it is a gang of so many
with all due respect sir because …
1.it is relevent to the post
2.they are the only one who seems to *miss* me this week ….beside it is the biggest and round the clock….dip shop was closed some time back…pizza hut is very small…the butta wala only brings a cart load per day and it bio degradable (whatever it means) ooont wala is poor I don’t think he feeds the camel enough at the beach ….maybe only when he is expecting you….canteens have very limited sale drinks and snacks people usually eat when they are about to leave…so whatever they do they do it at home or at a friends place nearby…now did I forget anyone….oh yes the KFC ….I thought the whole australian tour was sponsored by commonwealth bank…how come the T20 was sponsored by KFC…???lol
@ wasiq
1) “relevant to the post”
sir, with equal due respect, do u seriously think, needing to stay relevant to teh topic ever occurs to me…??
2) yup, i heard from some poeple dip shop closed there…but frankly speaking..yoda never went there in his life…so cant say it ever exsisted or whether it vanished or not….in KD’s words….thing i cant see, i cant argue botu its existence or disaperance
ooont….sir alo of stuff teh produce is also bio-degradable…
butta wala….they use a pretty bad masala, and poverty stricken nimboo on the bhuttaz…..and just by standing there they make the atmosphere ugly
as balma jee once so rightly said..hum pakistanio ko ganda rehnay aur ganda nazar anay ka shauk hai…poverty has nothign to do with it.
look at thiland, vietnam etc…gurat whaan bhi hai…wahan sabzi wala bhi shoper pe sari gandi sabzi jama kerta hai…yahan tu sali phatichar qoum..un ke sath mil ker baraber ka gand dalti hai bech pe.
( mast yoda also take spride in throwing his fidge’s cup in the sand and see it roll on air pressure..instead of using the bins with big ” USE ME” signs on them.
insetad yod ais seriously intrested in some girls who have all tell tale signs of saying ” USE ME ” lol
Tou Cheeze bari hai mast mast
Sorry, Madhuri yaad aagayee…
@ Master Yoda
but pls don change my name
Master Sahab don’t worry. It has no room to become any worse. It somehow souds mayaoob as it is :-)
The way you guys including Kaami but excluding Balma have gone berserk after seeing a girl’s picture on a bill board it seems you have not seen a real girl for some time or the girls of Karachi are keeping you at arms length and rightly so.
@ KD.
“girls of Karachi are keeping you at arms length and rightly so.”
shair farmata hai
(b) kab tak cheekhay gi chilayeee gi (b)
(b)ik din haseena maan jai gi (b)
@ kd
as for my name being mayoob.
sir, after such a long aquaintence , have you found anything thats NOT mayoob in me..??
@ Master Yoda
have you found anything thats NOT mayoob in me..??
Now that is the sort of question which is often referred to as a GOOD QUESTION and passed diplomatically.
@ Master Yoda
shair farmata hai
Ake Nazam paish karta hoon:
I like the girls who say they will
I like the girls who wont’t
I hate the girls who say they will
And then they say they won’t
But of all the girls I like the best
I may be wrong or right
Are the girls who say they never will
But look as though they might
@ Master Yoda
who have all tell tale signs of saying ” USE ME ”
For Christ sake don’t fall for them. They are like female Epirus spider or female mantis who eat up their suitors without letting the poor fellows know any of the luxries of love.
Please consult some biology book to know more about these two interesting spieces.
the girls of Karachi are keeping you at arms length and rightly so.
@KD sarkar….sir any reply could endanger my firewall…just days(hours) before valentines…..although it is very depressing to know that you are not stalking us…only balma jee and vice versa…lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJtsRcqRgAA
@ KD.
thankyou sir, for ruining my day, all the years before i only knew of black widow spider being the only one who extracts a heavy price ( besides some other sticky stuff ) out of the (un)lucky bugger in hajra-e-aroosi…
but now after doing some reserch on the leads you gave me…
i guess now master yoda has two more species that i can not TANGO with..
all you mantis and epirus sick pysopahts out there, there is no future prospects bewteen us now anymore….:S:S:S
@ Yoda… if you wanna beg for hatred pls. do it some where else….
wat i wanna know is when is the karachi flower showing is coming at sea view… ????
@ saba.
aap ko koi parehsani hai tu mujh say aap rabta ker sakti hain
on thursday & firday in karachi
on saturday in sukkher
and on monday and tuesday in larkana
and on wednesday in vehari
@KD
You are absolutely right, Karachi Girls are out of reach because, I am in pardase.
And every Canadian girls know this one pretty well:
“Pardesion se na akhian milana”
So I find myself in a limbo.
I had a really great evening tonight….had McDonald’s Mozzarella cheese sticks and watched DiCaprio’s “body of lies” ….thankyou KD !
http://twitpic.com/12ajzz
http://twitpic.com/12akrk
@ wasiq
i wud have prefered lies of macdonald and a body of cheiz…..that wud be awsome..:D:D
oh by the wya….who was yoor date…shown in teh pic
mmm i’m gonna give it a try when i’m in pak next ;)
keun jee kya jahan aap ho wahan halal khana manaa hai…?
@master yoda saab….iam not sure but I thing that’s Alex of Waverly she just can’t resist magic ….
@ wasiq.
“not sure”
now i amreally impressed….hez on a date…adn hez not sure who she is…..either hez a true casanova, who care bout the REAL issue not the minor details….or is it some ghanjni style short term memory loss..?
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One thing is for certain. That model definitely does not pig out at mcdonald’s outlets or she would be fat as a sumo wrestler.
Its a strange ad this one. The reason is that mcdonald’s is supposed to be family friendly and here they are trying to attracting horny men. Its just not suitable to mcdonalds. They should stick to clowns.
“hey are trying to attracting horny men.”
naaw..me not intrested…..honry men have enough hangouts on zamzama to start with.
but still…macdonals is not and never was a fmaily place….its usualy a place wehre phatichers wud hang out trying to look hip while not hitting there wallets.
see there 25 rupay ke 14 items ad…u wud know what strata of the market they are tryign to capture.
whenevr i go there to get my cone all i see is students with there damsel in distresses….25 rupay me is say ziyada decent jaga date marnay ke kahin nai milay gi.
wish i had macdonals when i was stednt with a shoe string budget
wish i had macdonals when i was stednt with a shoe string budget
you are absolutely right sir….everytime I pass by the medical college next to jinnah hospital….I see size zero med students coming out or going in and I think to my self if there is anybody in town who needs the McDonald’s MOST its them….and believe me there is non around for miles…why…beats me !
I don’t understand when and how this concept developed that a eating place can be a family restaurant its so bad for the business….and speaks for it self about the moral degradation of the society….if this mania is not stopped right here I am sure soon you will hear and see the signs at bus stops,train stations and best of all on all airports….air travel for families only….(praiseth the lord I have a VirginAir)
@ wasiq.
dont u ever talk bout virgin air in front of mr….salay jhoot boltay hain…itnay logo ko dhokiye diyee….aik bhi item virgin nai hoti unki.
same goes for vigin cola and virgin records….records pe scratches hoti hain….and whats so virgin about a cola…sala jis cola can ka bhi dhakan kholo ubaal ke apnay munh pe hi ata hai…..do does that mean ever cola can is a virgin can…or are the implying every coca or pepsi cola is a non-virgin colas..??
man i have too much pain already in my head, more then the current medications cud handle…pls dont gim me more mental anguishes
pls dont gim me more mental anguishes
sir yeah toh hona hee hai….mein ney kitna aap ko quality control aur quality checks samjhaney ki koshish ki hai…per aap ISO waloun ko samajh hee nahein ata…toh pheir theek hai mein Pakistan’s first family Airline ka sign board paint karwa leyta houn… BHoota Airline kushada seatein palak paneer aur bachoun kay lian “play area”….lol
khush…?
Nope…
Yeh aniyai hai melod…paisay pe karay baray…aur her jagha yeh manhoos bachon ke hi play araeas kiyoon hotay hain….akhir adults ne kiya bigara hai…KFC n macdonalds me baron ke liye play area kiyon nai hotay…??
kya item ha yar is ad may
Kisi ko is larki k baray may kuch pata ho to plz share me.
about her self
…………………
@Jhak’ki : I find mcdonald’s too expensive. You really can’t buy anything there for Rs. 25. Even a simple burger costs at least 200. I guess your income levels are much higher than average if you consider mcdonalds to be cheap. It maybe so in other countries but its bloody expensive here. According to your assessment 99% of pakistanis are phateechars.
@abdulsamad.
Dude, we have to shop smartly….there r a dozen or so 25 rupay items as faras there ads goes.
As for jhaki..he used to buy da 25 rupay ki cone or @ 30 if wid choco dip….there used to be 25 rupay ka patty burger which me never tried…as macdonalds is mostly for phaticherz wid very bad taste buds.
I only twice used there burgers…once ordered there quarter pounder, fish burger n apple pie..coz didn’t new what wud be good….I cudnt take a bite as they were such rotten things…..tried again once more a few years later…dis time a chiken burger n big mac n fries…only ate the fries……twice used there coffee which I threw after one sip….only thing that’s good is there cone or fudge..dat too only plain….haven’t tried the cheez sticks….will go there maybe in a few years to try it.
“99% r phaticherz”
Well sir, 80 % of us live below the poverty line.
Having 2$ a day means a man wife 2 parents an 4 kids means 16$ a day 480$ a month =38600 a month income
So if the salary is 38600 den that hardly qualifies as above poverty line…or middle class….that’s hardly the next 12%…..then come the upper middle class wid a 6 figure salary a powerful car a banglow etc etc then comes the 1% filthy rich beurocracy/army/elite/politicsians.
My friends wasiq kd n balma wud have been in the upper 10%…as for me…I wud pack my bags for canada soon..so don’t bother why wud I place myself anywhere….
But I remeber one thing always….these were the streets hardly 5-6yrs back where I used to walk miles empty stomach coz had no money in me pockets for da bus rides…..so no…I am not in the 1%…maybe never will be…till I jump into politics..lol
parking ki jaga nahein hai…double parking chal rahee hai…aap log pata nahein kya batein kar rahey ho…jaldi ho aao kahein board hatt na jaay…lol
http://twitpic.com/14c5o6
after watching afridi and razzak in dubai…I feel like I am in the 9.808%
Iam so glad to hear that you are going to canada….it has water fall that rhymes with your favorite thing…probably there is a link between…lol
@ wasiq
1)the pix…….sir two question arsie…a) pakistaniz such oethitc cark aprking sense….jahan 5 cars a jani wahan teen parked hain…rahi na akhir phatichir ki phaticher qoum…b) what were u doing there..stalking that cheesy chich.
2)canada….sir my future plans highly depend on the farangiz either giviing me the permit or not…and it might take them another couple of years to decide..those lazy bums….or maybe the way thign r gogin they might not at all
3) 98.08 %…..well in thsi case i am gladly in those 1% who never wathc cricket at all…….whenevr i go to office i see alot of my friends..with faces down….crappy moods…yaar pakistan haar giya…us salay ne bating aisi kari..woh umpire bika huwa tha..woh bowler tu gali me nai khel sqakta..et ect…and i just stare….abay tu dekhtay kiyoon hu..jab pat ahota ahi ke mostly match harnay hi hain….
Jhak’ki only watching beach vollyball..exvcoting game
@jhak’ki saab….ya I have noticed it too….and its very usual at places like these….because they (the parents) are so unsure if their children will be theirs after the experience…you never know…lol
a velvet parking is a better option…unless you keep those CD’s and weeds in the dash or under the seat…
1(b).Yap…that was the central idea…lol
2.sir I have been doing a research for over a decade now that which of my friends and family were taken to canada during sleep and why others have to straight roll the papard (thin crisp taco)….still I love the term …” ” lol
3.there are too many speculators around me….I watch their faces …they watch mine…but best of all I love it when they makes the racket during the match….Pakistan Cricket is a bread winner for many…it has made more millionaires in karachi than the textile industry…that’s why we worship it especially when pakistan loses…
GOD BLESS AMERICA
@ wasiq.
yup..valet parking is a much better solution….but yeh manhoos qoum koi cheez free me dena apna shaan-e-muslamani ke khilaf samjhti hai…almsot every free valet has gone…now they charge you anywhere from 50 to 200 depends what valet r u using…
but to be honest…jhak’ki never had anythign stolen from his phatphati ever ( or i didnt took invenetory that is )..many a times i was stoped and called back to take my mobile or wallet or USB or camera…list is long….so mostly valet people are honest and hard working guys….(nayoning at time of givign back the car when they dont let go in anticipation of a hefty tip )
1)a…after macdonald’s phaticher experience..i guess kids wud come back runnign and crying to take them back home..never to come back…or afford a better place to go
1)b….so..did you got lucky….or the touch surprise pack was a wasted investment..??
2)yup..being preparded before gogin to canda is the central idea….i am doing a gas welding of fridge and heaters…after graduating with flying marks i am ambitious to join the majid plumbing course affilitaetd with sanghar university of plumbing….ISO 9001-2000 certified
3) agreed bout the millionairs…but what bout others…i heard….itnay kapray designers ne sari umer models ke nai utaray hoon gay jitnay kuch bookies ne mil ke awaam ke utaar diye isi bettign scams me….is it a myth…??
If you have any problem of Termites, Bed Bugs, Cockroaches, Rats, etc. in your Home then this is also the big Signs of Black Magic cast in your home. Sometimes these sort of Pests appears from the power of Black Magic because Black Magic is the dirty evil spiritual power.
Termites, Cockroaches, Rats, Bed Bugs and Snakes are very harmful pests. If you have these sort of problem then you must have to remove them at first attempt to break the power of Black Magic.
You can contact any Pest Control or Fumigation Service provider in your City. You believe me or not but this is 100% true.
For the ease of Muslim brothers & sisters I’m giving you the link of “Pest Control Service Provider” in Karachi City.
View the following Link:
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@ black magic..
bhai ji…yes…i have a termite probelm, around 500 of these are eating away everythign insight…all medicens and poisens have lost there effect on them.
guess black magic is the only thing we havent tried asyet…?? wud that be of any effect..??
@ Black Magic
For the ease of Muslim brothers & sisters I’m giving you the link of “Pest Control Service Provider” in Karachi City.
Sir, do you have any such link for the ease of non-muslim brothers and sisters as well?? I am surrounded by rats and pests of all kind (mostly two legged types)and want to get rid of them.
@ Black Magic
For the ease of Muslim brothers & sisters I’m giving you the link of “Pest Control Service Provider” in Karachi City.
Sir, why preclude your non-muslim brothers and sisters from this social service of yours.
I am surrounded by rats and pests of all kind (mostly two legged types)and want to get rid of them.
@KD sarkar…..sir with all due respect…I am not sure if you have heard the legand of the pied piper or not ….but experience tells me that trying to play a musical instrument when you know not how to play is usually a very good repellent for most sensitive and shy creatures…trust me I was in the marching band at school and learned to play every instrument except the drums because of the butterfingers…lol
Allah ho akbar ..Allah ho akbar…ay mard ay mujahid…
@Black Magic….thanks!
Khudi ko kar buland itna kay herr taqdeed sey pheley
Khuda banday sey khud ponchay bata teri raza kya hai
Pani Pani kar gayi us ko Jhak’Ki ki yeh baat
tu jhuka jab gher ke aagay
kiya karay a agar police ka chappa per gia
The woman on that billboard was so unnecessary.
thankGod khala ko toh sub pata hai….pheir mujhey bulaney ki kya zaroorat thi…?
@ wasiq
agar khala ko sab kuch pata hota tu phir kabhi bhi na bulatin
Hey can any body tell me the name of the model in this ad….??
update:gone…this billboard is replaced by…the band dudes….lol
hmmm…why u went there again…were you stalking her