This is Stand up Comedy

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  1. بستنی (wasiq) on February 15th, 2010 @ 10:40 pm

    I haven’t been to this area for quite some time….months maybe…but I do remember road blocks and heavily armed security personnel blocking all access to P.A.C.C from cantt/lily bridge….how are things now…?
    Btw, there are so many big schools around darakshan police station….especially the one that looks like a bread factory from appearance and design….somebody has to encourage them ….why not you !

  2. Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 15th, 2010 @ 10:49 pm

    whats a PACC…??

    Khararadaar say rasta tu samjhaiyoo

  3. بستنی (wasiq) on February 15th, 2010 @ 10:59 pm

    kharadar sey toh bahut mushkil hai….aap PIDC Pan shop wala sey doo crush proof Pine filter mangna….aik peeli(yellow) cab(taxi) aa kar rukay gi…woh khud hee poncha dey gi….Rs 100/ waiting charges plus taxes…

  4. Jhak'Ki (unregistered) on February 15th, 2010 @ 11:08 pm

    @ wasiq.

    yaar, wahan do cigrate ik dafa khareeday thay…ik gajray wala aya hum us sya gajray bhi khared ke hath me pehan liyee…khushboo ilaichee ka paan munh pe rakh ke jo pehli taxi roki…

    abi rasta pochta woh pehlay hi bola..konsa maal chayee saab…thora chala huwa ke untouch….kancha piece milay ga ik say ik.

    tauba tauba…..yani gunah kernay ke bi ab paisay denay pertay hain…kiy abura zamana a giya

  5. balma on February 15th, 2010 @ 11:34 pm

    Are you guys serious or this is from some james bond movie?

  6. بستنی (wasiq) on February 16th, 2010 @ 4:36 am

    aap ko toh shayad yaad na ho…jab sey din da hardey americans (union texas) ki hattiya huie hai…is jaga kay ass paas without mamoo ghomney ki permission nahein hai….is lian agar zehmat na ho toh please prices update kardein….aik baat aur kya untouch or thora chala hua kay difference main recesssion ka koi asar hua….please relax ho kar answer kijay ga…all question carry equal marks…lol

    @balma jee….sir with all due respect…aap toh patelpara sey agay karachi maantey hee nahein…toh hum kya kar saktey hain….

  7. balma on February 16th, 2010 @ 9:56 am

    You are right Fasiq, beyond Patel Para is Lasbela and then Liyari River, the end of Karachi city. I have seen international maps from 70s which used to list Liaquatabad and Nazimabad outside of Karachi:-)
    On the other hand, PIDC area is khaas-ul-khaas Karachi. Mufassil haalaat biyaan karo!

  8. Jhak'Ki (unregistered) on February 16th, 2010 @ 12:23 pm

    rare comment which is not off-topic

    if i need to see stand up comedy…why pay from my wallet which has already to many holes….i can watch the live speeches in parliment sessions on TV

  9. Jhak'Ki (unregistered) on February 16th, 2010 @ 12:26 pm

    @ wasiq

    being off topic as usual agin.

    ” untouch- slightly used”

    sir aaj kaal kisi cheez ak koi aitabar nai raha….log gari ka meter revese kerwa letay hain…10,000 Km chali hoi gari ko 2,000 chala huwa batatay hain.

    per hum theray zamana-shanas….engine ki awaz sun ker hi bata detay hain ke gari kitnay hath chali hoi hai.

    zero meter to buhat mushkil milta hai….mostly are W-11 with a lot of denting painting involved

  10. بستنی (wasiq) on February 16th, 2010 @ 4:27 pm

    @balma jee….sir long before these 18-wheeler’s sponsor took over karachi and converted it into a big Matchbox construction set…..I have been trying to convince the multi-national sponsors to develop the canal system of lyari river and restore the laloo khet to its original…imagine that…
    we all know that the world oil reserve will not last long….sooner or later we will return to better or worse….

  11. بستنی (wasiq) on February 16th, 2010 @ 4:34 pm

    rare comment which is not off-topic

    badtameez,jahil…jhamooriat kay dushman…indian agent….kya aap ko ilm nahein yeah parliament ki sansta aur sadha ka apmaan hai…aur rajneeti aur sata dono kay khilaaf hai…aap jaisoon ko tv pey nahein parliment kay ander hona chahiyeah…

  12. بستنی (wasiq) on February 16th, 2010 @ 4:44 pm

    @jhak’ki saab….sir you are very right…before this ISO certification system introduced by Mr Aziz,Shaukat mentors used to emphasis on the QC seal rather than…

    kameez teri kali way sonney phoolan waa li….

  13. Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 16th, 2010 @ 6:11 pm

    @ wasiq


    mein sach akhaaan, bhanbhar bulda
    (translation…when i tell the truth..flames rises)

  14. Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 16th, 2010 @ 6:14 pm

    @ wasiq

    “QC seal”

    sir, leme give you a refreasher on where science is standing right now.

    women in asia and middle east are the most frequenting the cosmetic sergons to put in place the QC seal..which is now surgically possible.

    so my poor ol technologicaly challneged friends, i pity on them..on just viewing the seal

  15. بستنی (wasiq) on February 16th, 2010 @ 6:27 pm

    Worte bedeuten Mannes Weigerung, die Welt zu akzeptieren wie es ist. ~ Walter Kaufmann

    (translation:Mots signifient le refus de l’homme à accepter le monde tel qu’il est. ~ Walter Kaufmann)

  16. Jhak'Ki (unregistered) on February 16th, 2010 @ 10:04 pm

    sir with all due respect…..aap ka bhasan sun ke me aisay hi sar hila riya hoon jaisay hamaray MPAs richard halbrook ke samnay hilatay hain..un ka angreji bhasan sun ke.

    samajh away na away…anreji me bolay hai tu jaroor kamal ka bolay hu ga… aap ke bhasan sun ke bi yehi dil me wah ji wah..parha likha admi malom huwat hai…kuch na kuch jaroor kaam ki baat boli hu gi bhalay admi ne

  17. بستنی (wasiq) on February 17th, 2010 @ 1:45 pm

    @jhak’ki saab….you are absolutely right sir….I remember hearing from someone years ago about the west…”wahan toh masi bhi skirt pehnti hai,cigrette peeti hai aur angreezi toh aisee bolti hai kay….buss !”
    I believe that is the reason why british council and americans choose french in schools for most of my cousins raised in the west….to give an edge….but after close encounters with me they realized that sa gussa dilaney pey jaise french yeah bolta hai na aise koi nahein bol sakta atleast not the ones whose schools and parks closes for months due to snow and their brains are boiled sitting by the fire and watching tv….lol

  18. Jhak'ki (unregistered) on February 17th, 2010 @ 1:54 pm

    @ wasiq.

    oh hu tu aap ko bhi french ati hai…great….hum ko sirf bonjour ata hai…..roz aap say bonjour miseure kaha karoon ga tu dil kush hu jaway ga…dosron ko show off tu ker saktay hain hum kisi sya french me “dua-salam” ker rahay thay….apnay thoray collar unchay hu jaway gain.

    “sitting by the fire…”

    sir sittign by the fire…fir bi tv dekhtay hain….ajeeb qoum he yeh angreez bi…..hum ko tu in adeebon ne sitting by the fire place ke jo jo rangeen aur sangeen nakhsay khainchay….sari jawani woh khuwabo me replay ker ker ke..balkay us me mazeed maslaay add ker ke dekhtay rhaya.

    sochta hoon..itni filmain real life me banai hoti tu karan jhar apna PA hota

  19. بستنی (wasiq) on February 17th, 2010 @ 2:25 pm

    belle de jour Bon chat chinois….

    sir karan johar ko kabhi apna pa na leyna…woh aap ki R-18 filam ko edit kar kar kay PG-13 kar daley ga….

  20. Jhak'Ki (unregistered) on February 18th, 2010 @ 10:30 am

    @ wasiq.

    sir woh mera PA hoga me us ka thora….i know when and how to enfore the writ of the producer cum director cum wrtite cum hero cum abductor cum villan cum don cum casanova cum debonair cum debauchee…..did u notced how cum…??

    so my friend…relax….whenever the films are prodcuced… to take a leaf out of the raddi paper of syed noor and saima.

    allam talah ke fazl u karam say action romance drama se bharpoor (family film) eid al azha ke mubarak mauka be relase ho gi aur hit ho gi….( never ask what connection there is in a silk skin fitter meat hill dancing in an artifical rain has to do with anythign divine….

    any way….agar us karan johar ke bachay ne khibasit ki..aur film cencsor ker di..tu there is alwasy a secret art of “toota” being mastered by teh monks of legendary asian monsateries of mureedkay….

  21. idiot (unregistered) on February 23rd, 2010 @ 3:08 am

    karachi should have more shows like this..

    these type of comedy shows are good for karachites health… cuz there is so much stress in the city life.. and traffic is just to crowded…

    i wonder if karachi city nazim should have brought a Magnetic Train(Maglev Train) to karachi to take away the rush of traffic

    magnetic train is totally patrol or deisel free…. no pollution …. no cost of fuel… and obviously no wheels…

    it works with Magnetic levitation.. this train is working in germany just fine….

    not to mention the fastest train record…. 500km/hour…

  22. idiot (unregistered) on February 23rd, 2010 @ 3:55 am

    Working Woman Bill 2010 by Zardari…

    3 years jail… for Abusing Woman at Work….

    be careful if you are a boss or just working with her…. and trying to abuse her…

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