Eid Milad un Nabi Rallies
Please be informed that Eid Milad un Nabi Rallies being taken out in various parts of Karachi.
The tentative schedule of these rallies for today, Friday February 26 are:
* At 02:00 pm Sunni Tehreek will take out rally from Landhi No. 89 up to Liaquatabad Dakkana.
* Then at 08:00 pm Sunni Tehreek will take out rally from Dakkana Chowrangi, Liaquatabad up to Chuttan Shah Mazar, Kharadar.
* At 09:00 pm Jamaat Islami will hold a Jalsa at Cheeku ground, North Nazimabad.
* At 09:00 pm Sunni Rabita Council Pakistan will take out procession from Landhi No. 1 up to Landhi No. 5
* At 09:30 pmAnjuman Sarfaroshan – e – Islam will take out torch bearing rally from Saudabad up to Sadar.
* At 09:30 pm Jamaat Islami will organize a Jalsa at Gosht Gali, Lasbella Chowk.
Iss iskadual main toh kahein bhi mutton quorma beef biryani ki khushboo nahein aa rahee….page palat please ,,,lol
Thanks for the update Raja Sahb
They showing their love towards prophet through rallies hmm strange…
tommorow there is also a fashion show which jahk’ki is about to attened…
so is rohani din ke shub apsar pe hum husan ke deviyon ko husan madal pe ithlatay dkeh ke tapisiya karain gay…is kasht ke baad raat ko ashnaan ker ke lambi taan ke sowain gay.
rahay naam allah ka…..baki sab fana sab fana..akhir fana
mutton qourma, beef biryani wah wah sahi wali mulla party kahan hai location share kar lejeay mufftay ka mutton qorma tou ab shadi mai bhi nahi hota…..salay hazaroun k patakhay chala daytay hain, magar qourma shaver ki chicken ka he hota hai
please ham bhi line mai lag kar kha laiyn gai, – :):):)
- kar bhalaa sou ho bhalaa -
No fear of bomb blast in these rallies!
Will they be partying for the prophet’s birthday or mourning for his death on the 12th of Rabi-ul-avval?
Can someone tell me yeh iss qadar halla-gulla kiss khushi yaa gham may hae?
I meant: hangaamah hae kyoo’n barpaa?
@ Balma
I reckon they will be celebrating the birthday in the morning and mourn the death in the evening which is borne out by the fact that on ths day they generally have khalis ghee ka Halwa in the morning and mutton say laced Biryani in the evening.
And yeh hangama hay iss liay barpa because they have plenty of money, plenty of time and nothing better to do.
Bloody pagans. That’s what they are if you ask me.
@ DaMan
No fear of bomb blast
No man. They are the bombs fully primed to go off any time some one crosses their path.
The Milad rally and juloos is to celebrate the birth of our beloved prophet peace be upon him and if you think he died then why dont you mourn on this day you are perfect companion of Ibless who basically was very angry when God decided to send prophet and basically if you know Islam Allah says
restrain on someone departure and do not cry but when someone is born do celebrate. Quran says , oye momen do celebrate on Allah’s Rahmat and Fazal.
answer from Quran, and we send you Rahmat for the entire universe.
That is what the halla gulla for…you are an idiot!!!!
@balma jee….sir with all due respect….you are amazing…you have fired up the crowd here….and the way they are explaining to you and then swearing calling you names…is awesome..just like doing a wadhu with hot water on a cold cold morning and then taking tequila or vodka…lol
@shamsi saab….sir shaver ki chicken toh karachi main dekhney ko bhi nahein milti….shayad dubai kay uss taraf milti ho….karachi kay toh tamam poultry farm Rangers ki zer ay sarparasti aa chukay hain…issi lian toh koi mai ka lal mutton quorma openly nahein bechta….aur shadi main is lian nahein pakwatey keun kay agar catering waley ney weal ka gosht dal diya…toh baraderi main nak kat jai gi…yeah toh koi bhi believe nahein karey ga kay saab ney khud beti ki shadi main weal ka quorma nahein pakwaya ….keun am I right…?
@ wasiq.
yup..it surprised me…he is usulay less offensive then me…but the moment he says something..the sritisim is mugh harsher…its like if balma is a 16 yrs old chik whoo jumped insde a boys hostel wearing a thong….
teh crowd just gets hysterical
@jhak’ki saab…sir maybe they take him(balma jee) more seriously then you….or maybe they are avoiding to hit back directly at you so he(balma jee) gets to face the heat for what you and I do here….as far as the thong allegory is concerned …right now I have on my laps the British council’s study abroad supplement of dawn….with local girls in tight jeans and tight tops….and its not working….I don’t think all girls in thongs can make a crowd go hysterical these day….it might put a smile on a young lads face or a gapping in amazement or amusement….but nothing more….there is too much pressure on the students these days you know….lol
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@wasiq
“sir maybe they take him(balma jee) more seriously then you”
hmmm….so can you give me some tips dat wud help this world take me seriously…?
but pls no coments bout my orange spiked hair, tatoos, body piercings and ecentric ways
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Kash,
Kaash aap mujhay samjhaa saktee’n ( I am assuming you are a female) that if Quran tells us to celebrate birthdays. I will like to make sure that ssalgirah is not a christian, sehyhouni, or hindu tradition?????
KD, kahan ghaaib thay aap?
Wasiq, and Pajama and other reincations of yours: I don’t think you are at my level that I need to worry about every comment you make here.
@balma jee….sir that is your personal opinion and in my opinion not very far from the truth…but here we were trying to analyze the public opinion of the KMB commentors….sometimes pajama saab and I put the tennis rackets down and start playing catch catch….it must be tough on others so when they can’t join in…they wait for you and the moment you throw a no ball they go for a hit…..now what happens is that it distracts pajama saab….he can’t let go of me…while he is so desperate to have a go at the big boys as well….but you guys never take him seriously…which frustrates him even more….anyways I am sure he will grow up someday…and stop playing catch catch with me….tich
if kash is a female…whats it short for Kashmira or kashmala…? ;-p
Balma jee you are a genious…! lol
@ balma.
Sir, this kind og hiheadedness can be the start of ur downfall….coz little ol pajama might throw a under da belter sometimes….
@ waisq…
Nope his unresponsivness never da reason for my furustrations….yet many many things are…..as for catch catch…the crowd wud definatly grow into a frenzy when I strat playing kabadi kabadi wud the chearleaders….or wud I play sumo…don’t know…depends how much privacy I have.
“Growing up”
Abay me kiya papitay ka darakht hoon jo grow up hu jaoon ga….ya mera oper koi sona urea ki bori phaink giya hai…??
@ Balma and Kash
Bala jee when I heard Kash sahba or sahab, as the case may be, mentioning ‘Ibless who basically was very angry when God decided to send prophet’ (by prophet I am sure Kash meant prophet Muhammad whose birth day was under discussion) I decided to first get in touch with Mr Iblees to find out if indeed this is what happened. He took some time to respond since he was also busy playing his part in these boisterous celebrations. Mr Iblees when got back to me denied any such incident regarding sending prophet Muhammad. You know whatever you or others may think about Mr Iblees I have some regards for him for not being a liar and for having the courage of his convictions to stand up to God and speak his mind and not being a jahil like our mullas.
As far as celebration of birthdays is concerned it is a Christian custom which we have adopted not only for ourselves but for our prophet also. The shindy that we have started creating in celebration of the prophet’s birthday is perhaps to bring this ocassion at par with Christmas for which there is no need.
Don’t mind Kash calling you or me a companion of Iblees or an idiot. This they normally do when they don’t have an answer to a simple question. He was actually so kind as not to have declared us wajab-ul-quatal.
I think Kash lady is coming up with vaajib-ul-qatl fatvah for Fasiq and his Pajama!
Khus kum, jahan paak
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@ KD.
loved the line….honelty i didnt looked and iblees that way before….as a psychatrist…i think he had a problem with authority issues…..same as i do..
@ balma.
as for being wajib ul qatal..guess i wud live a little longer…coz abhi is jism ki saza abhi khatam hui nahee…ke roh ki saza shuru hu….
@ wasiq.
if i needed to be serious..i wud stay back in my real world..where there is more seriousnes n dryness then i can handle.
i come here and do some masti just to relive myself….then back to the cut throat jungle it is for me….:D:D
so here i wud prefer to be rather a pajama thena top hat…:D:D
honestly….i take less pills to sleep now a days
@ Allama Pajama
You will also find that Mr Iblis is what they call ‘yaron ka yar’ and takes care of his own unlike ——well lets not talk about him lest it leads to the end of jisam ki saza and beginning of rooh ka azab.
@ Kash
Sir, now that you have mentioned the companions of Iblees’ may I, jan ki aaman patay howay, ask what do you think of Darwin. Do you think he is also a buddy of Iblees.
@ KD
Since I married her daughter…I guess me and uncle ibless are relatives now…:)
Yeah tou iblessyat ka da-ey awab k abba niklay :) balkay Suusar abba :)
Meet the Chairman (self elected langoor)
In electing me to be the first chairman of Mustaqbal Pakistan my colleagues have, at once, honoured and humbled me. My term, as per the Party’s constitution, will run for four years. I have no doubt that this will be a period of challenge and hardship. Setting up a new political party, in the best of circumstances is, hard. Doing it in the overtly hostile, sometimes violent and always treacherous political climate of today’s Pakistan may be nothing less than a miracle of biblical proportion.
My father was born in Chiniot, and my mother in Lahore. I was born in Karachi in 1955. My father, a Civil Engineer, worked for the Government of Pakistan. During the early years of my life he was moved to many different cities. I lived in Quetta, Dacca, Rawalpindi and, Glasgow.
My father’s final posting was in Karachi. Here I attended Karachi Grammar School where I did my “O” and “A” levels. After I finished at Grammar School, I went to the Massachusetts Institute of Technology in 1974 where I studied Civil Engineering and earned the SB and SM degrees in 1978.
In 2006, I returned, after a long absence, to live in Pakistan.
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May 2009
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@ Allama Pajama
As a matter of fact most of us related to Hazrat Iblees and thereby to each other this way. Woh hamaray susar howay and ham each other kay hamzulf.
I don’t know Kash Sahaba say hamara kia rishta bana. This probably only Balma jee hee bata sakain.
@KD sarkar….sir so it was you….I have been wondering where and how did Mr Iblees found out about me….you must have murmured my name repeatedly he seemed quite anxious to know more about my future plans…sending weird sms ,stalking and showering with kindness….as you very well know me sir,I would never like it to be called as his friend…..it is my firm belief that prophet Muhammad peace be upon him and his team are all alive and in heaven…..Your friend Mr Ibless may Allah have mercy on him should now focus all his energies on the fact that the christian prophet who was crucified by his friends yet was seen alive… his birthdays are celebrated twice as Christmas and Easter…..could join the gala anytime.
@Allama pajama saab….sir what were you thinking….you shouldn’t have join the Mr Iblees’s clan…JESUS IS COMING is not a cliche its a reality that’s why I am always ready and prepared for the day….despite KD and some other friends of his trying to make me join the inner council of advisers…with all the fringe benefits…for here and the hereafter….lol
KD, balma & Kash
It seems like I missed all the fun and idiocracy. So I’ll add some fuel to the fire:
When comparing Christianity with Islam and consequently Jesus and Mohammed, I took comfort in the fact that atleast Mohammed was a tangible historical figure, whereas, there is no historical evidence for the existence of Jesus Christ. But now I am forced to re-think. The fact that the first account of Prophets life was written by Ibn-e-Ishaq some 120 years after his death. Amazingly this book was lost, re-written and re-certified. As for the Ahadees, Bokhari sahib, who came 300 hundred years later, got hold of three hundred thousand, discarded 200 hundred thousand and filtered and filtered till he was left with about 30,000. But still we come across “ahadees” that are nothing but ancient Persian, Jewish and even Indian proverbs. It was so bad that Ulema were forced to classify ahadees as motivated by personal interest and so on.
Sadly, just like Jesus there is no authentic and reliable historical account for the life of Prophet Mohammed. So as things stands, one sects version is as good as the others. However, this serves well our favourite past time i.e. argue and fight.
@ KD
“his probably only Balma jee hee bata sakain”
sir, iw wont count on that…..he reminds me or an “anti missile missle”….since me being a takfiri group….and he made me wajib0ul qatail….so can u call him a anti takfiri takfiri stinger…:D:D
@ wasiq
“sir what were you thinking”
see…i told you , u still dont know me…verna kisi kaam say pehlay sochna ka ilzaam kabhi hum pe na lagatay..:D
“you shouldn’t have join the Mr Iblees’s clan”
Sir in this clan there are no converts….only the trueones are given the revelations to be devil’s own.
i spent a lot of time being iblees’s attorney general…but ab jub say rishtadari bani hai….tu resign ker diya…bcoz business and rishtadari sath sath nahe chal saktay….dilon main baal a jata hai
@ Kami
sir, next time when you go to meet the mayan hi priest shaman….bring me along…her saal wohi cow bakray ki qurbani dek dekh ke bor hu gai hain…maya me human qurbani dekhain gay….meray ko sath ley chaliyee ga
@Allama
What you are requesting is very risky. A visit to a Mayan High Priest comes with its perils. What if the high priest choose to give relief to the local populace and instead turned his eyes on the visitors? That’s why despite many invitations I politely decline to attend. For now I am quite content with Cow and Bakra.
If you insist, I’ll gladly pass on the invite but don’t blame me afterwards……sorry, you wont be able to.
I am sure Prophet Muhammad existed. It is too hard to create a fake person with so many hooks into the history.
I could give some proofs, but then you guys will call me jamati or worse!
Sorry, there is nothing worse than being called Jamati.
@balma jee, I am 100% sure too. Its just the historic narrative is not reliable. While for Jesus, even the Gospels of Luke and Mathew dont seem to agree on his birth story.
@ Kaami
1. I took comfort in the fact that atleast Mohammed was a tangible historical figure
I still do and firmly believe that he was not only a tangible historical figure but also most aspects of his life are well documented. Just because his first biography was written about 120 years or so after his death doesn’t mean he was not a tangible historical figure. You can write a fairly accurate account of an ordinary person’s life after about 120 years after his death with a little bit of research. Please bear in mind he was not an ordinary person. He was a most extra ordinary person who changed the hearts and minds of his people in just about 20 years or so. He was not only a preacher and reformer but also a general (who fought and won many battles) and adminstrator at the same time. And despite having no formal education he produced an extra ordinary book which is no less than a miracle. A fairly accurate account of the life of a person of his calibre and achievements can be written, I am sure, with little bit of research even after few centuries let alone one century.
2. But now I am forced to re-think
Sir, you better think again particulary when a skeptical person like KD requests you to do so. The fact that KD is a rationalist (euphemsim for an athiest) is irrelevent in this regard.
3. there is no historical evidence for the existence of Jesus Christ
It will be incorrect to say that. However, the evidence may not be overwhelming as such in the eyes of some. Anyway there was no miracle performing Jesus Christ as he has been made out to be historically or otherwise. He had to be painted like he was many years after his death to create a religion around him.
4. Sadly, just like Jesus there is no authentic and reliable historical account for the life of Prophet Mohammed.
The parallel drawn by you between Jesus and Mohammad in regard to historical account of their lives is erraneous to say the least.
5. If you are equating the veracity of Ahadis with Gospels I will disgree with you on that count as well. If need be I will express my views on this later. Now I have reached the maximum endurance of my typing.
It is unfortunate that I had to disagree with you on your refrenced cmments. This is our second disagreement after the one about the rule of law which is not so bad considering wide range of issues we agree on.
Take care and think rationally irrespective the source of your info.
@ Balma
I am sure Prophet Muhammad existed
Balma jee if you are not sure of the existence of prophet Mohammad you may also not be sure of the existence of Sun.
@ kami
“give relief to the local populace and instead turned his eyes on the visitors?”
sir thanks for the warning…but i am sure they wont be intrested in the imported beef…..as i have 4 root cananl treatments in my teeth.
so due to defeect in the orignal teeth..meri qurbani jaiz nai hai…:D:D
@ KD.
its a pleasent surprise to see a die hard atheist talking bout rationality and religion at the same time…..it definatly has to be the biggest oxymoron in metroblog…:D:D
sir have you switched form canada dry beer to irish whisky…coz i detect a lot of change of tastes here…??
come to think of it….today while driving in me phatphati…..i had some tatpoonjiya giyaan…
Q1) what do they call pajamaz stitched in strict islamic way
Q2) what wud you call pajamaz of ulmea-e-hind hanging on a wire
Answers
A1) Pajamat-e-islami
A@) Pajamat-ulma-e-hind
@shamsi saab……the memons have lost the war and the battles….lol
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Muslims all around the world celebrate Milad(Birth) of Prophet on 12 Rabi ul awwal..
Those who are sad on His Birth are son of iblees- devils and those who morn on Prophet’s death are doin against Islam bcoz in Islam mourning is only for 3 days..
And those who are hungry can go to any Mazar of Aulia throughout the year and he can get Sadqa etc
yaar asad itney din sey kahan tha tu…bardey dinoo kay baad apni manhoos shakal dikai idher….aik baat mujhey bata dey sirf …yeah aulia kay mazar ki income taxable keun nahein….? jab taxable hee nahein toh halal kaisey huie…? ab main khaon kay na khaon…?
@ wasiq.
gushtakhi aaam aadmi…kiya pakistan ka kanoon nahe jantay….yahan tax sirf aam admi ya majboor admi deway hai…every speical admi politican, judge, military, beurcrates aulia sab expemt huway hain.
check ker lo…aulia saab ka tu NTN certificate bhi nahe bana huga….income tax return kahan say bharain gay.
agar kabhi bharnay ka irada hu tu i will give you my card…will guide thru NTN certification wealth tax calcuation and income tax returns…
Income tax ke office ka bahar P cap pehnay mil jaon ga….
@ Allama Pajama
Sir, you got me wrong. I am a rationalist which I said is an euphemism for an athiest. I defended prophet Mohammad and not the religion he established. I am against all kind of religions and belief syatems.
And by the way please note I am also a devil’s advocate both literally and metaphorically.
You will not find an oxymoron in any one of my above positions.
@ Allama Pajama
sir have you switched form canada dry beer to irish whisky…
As far as I know there is no beer by the name of ‘ Canada Dry Beer’. However, there is a whisky by the name of ‘Canada Dry’. There may be Irish whisky which I have never tasted but there is famous Irish beer by the name of Guiness which I really liked. I also have the honour of visiting Guiness Brewry in Dublin during my younger days. They served Guiness at the end of the visit free of cost and as much as on liked. I remember going in the brewry but not the coming out. Must have been pushed out.
Nope! switching or non-switching my drinks doesn’t change my views except one. When I drink I start feeling that it is better to be alive than dead which is a big change in my thinking.
@ Allama Pajama
A1) Pajamat-e-islami
A@) Pajamat-ulma-e-hind
Glad you didn’t say:
A1. Pee Jamat-e-Islami
A2. Pee Jamat-e-Hind
NB. Pee could be either Urdu or English :-)
@ Asad
<1> Muslims all around the world celebrate Milad(Birth) of Prophet on 12 Rabi ul awwal..
Yes but not the way we do and that is the real issue.
Those who are sad on His Birth are son of iblees- devils
And pray who are the father, mother and daughter of the poor felow :-)
Jo chaha so aap kia muft main Iblees ko badnam kia
@ Wasiq
jab taxable hee nahein toh halal kaisey huie…?
Don’t make me laugh. You mean to say by paying tax Haram ki income Halal ho jaaye gi.
ghar kay asad, bahar kay geedaR, no one is talking about his birth….my question is if 12th Rabi-ul-aval is heis birthday, we also know that it is day of death too. So, why celebrate birth, but no mourning on his death on the same day?
Also, seems like KD and I are both jamaatis :-)
@ KD.
” there is no beer named canada dry”
sir i stand corrected today…as till now i always thought the ginger ale they produces was really ale…i checked as u said…found out ginger ale is a carbonated alternative to teh real beer….a.k.a non alco beer…so my apologies.
http://www.canadadry.com/
“ou mean to say by paying tax Haram ki income Halal ho jaaye gi.”
and this made me laugh sir…watch every year when our own CBR ( now FBR) launches a campaign 5 % do aur apni balck income ko white kero…no questions asked…:D:D
“They served Guiness at the end of the visit free of cost and as much as on liked”
wont ask how many free trips you took till the time you were in the near vincinty…..if you had decided to stay and call that place home…they wud have no choice left to either chaneg policies or pack up and re-locate
“switching or non-switching my drinks doesn’t change my views”
just trying switching to non alco beer..and observe how many explicitives you wud be generating dat day…:D:D
its totally opposite for allama pajama
“I am also a devil’s advocate both literally and metaphorically. ”
sheesh…we both spent a life time on the same clients “legal council” and didnt had enough time to know each other…jolly sire…my name is pajamaa, for this week, will update whether i will be allama panty or allama (panty-gone) the next week….i heard gora wud mind me namign my self allama panty-gone…it reminds them of a sacred place the world worship as a centre of military power…and its not related to hugh hefner in any way
“You will not find an oxymoron in any one of my above positions.”
sir, being a advocate of the devil…ina juidical system designed so metaciously by teh his higness iblees himself….if it aint a oxymoron..then be it..but it sure wud be an overkill…i mean its like saying einsteins elementary maths teacher…..i mean..lets face it…its devils on backyard playground…..so why wud he need such stalwarts as his legal council…?? he has all in his pockets..form CJ to naib qasid all….:D:D
@KD
“B. Pee could be either Urdu or English”
wise men say….parachutees, minds and pajamas are best utilised when open……so gogin by the adage…..your statemnt althought didnt shaked me but still stirred me a bit…::D:D
i havent decided dat its my brian that is in my pajama or is my pajama in my brain…??
here r a few more questions
Q1)…what wud you call pajama of aunty zohra..??
Q)2…whats the code at laundry for madrisa dar-ul-aloom..??
ans)1 pajama-tul-zehra
ans)2 pajama-tul-daral uloom
@ Allama Pajama
LOL all the way. You are a smart guy I must admit. Wonder where has Yodel disappeared. He is another smart guy. Writes so well.
@ Balma
Even if I am not a jaamatia I remain on their side so as not to get expelled from KMB and be consigned to IMB as a punishment.
seems like blasphemy
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wasiq if it looks like that I’d better trying cookin it using shan masala and freshly slaughetred khussi :)
I don’t eat what doesn’t LOOK good !
@shamsi saab…..sir aap ney toh merey mooh ka niwala cheen liya….per inn haram khoor doctors aur pathalogists ka kya karein ….ilaaj karna ata nahein…sub sey yehi khetey hain shaan kay mehmaan banoo gay toh underground jana perdh ay ga….ponhcha bhi deytey hain….lol
I censored the picture to not offend the new found jamaiti’s and other under medical care senior citizens….contemplate ;-p
Don’t make me laugh. You mean to say by paying tax Haram ki income Halal ho jaaye
@KD sarkar…..sir with all due respect…if your halal income automatically becomes non halal (illegal) by not paying the tax ….than I guess it is the principle involved here…no income is halal if put it under a magnifying glass…taking money to feed a hungry is halal?..NO taking money to treat a dying is halal? no taking money to teach the ignorant is halal? no taking money to provide the shelter to the shelterless is halal? no..but when you pay the tax to the state you become an agent of the state serving and helping the poor state for providing its citizens with the basic necessities ….besides The quran also directs something similar in a Hukum in chapter 9:103. some translators have used the word cleanse ,purify,sanctify……
@ Balma, Asad and Kash et al
Balma jee now that you have been told that mourning a death beyond a period of 3 days is almost like a sin in Islam don’t you wonder why the deaths of Hazrat Hussain and his Ahal-e-khana and Hazrat Ali are mourned every year with such fanfare ????????????
Kash Sahab/Sahaba would you kindly let me know the ref of sura and ayyat which lays down the period of mourning as 3 days
@ Wasiq
Did you ever think of getting into money laundering business which has a great scope in Pakistan instead of wasting your time on KMB and doing whatever you are doing with the unwritten constitution of England :):)
Wasiq…you too…..!!!!!
first it was balma then KD, n now you….behaving like a pakka fully certified memeber of pajamat-e-islami…!!!
i feel like nicole kidman in movie others..when she gets her world shaken when she gets to know..what she thought she knew was all wrong about other people.
PS: about feeling like nicole kidman…before you smile and label me alesbian again….i wud like to declare…i wud never like to feel like nicole..yet wud love to feel nicole any day any time…
balma thinks i m a pjamati
KD thinks i am not marreid
wasiq thinks i am a lesbian
so here i am ….a lesbian jamatiz pajama….gosh ..how much i achived in public perception terms in such short time
@ KD
“LOL all the way. You are a smart guy I must admit”
sir its an honour to hear it from a guy who i think is a very leanred sage…..
and considering what others feel about me….its like the olive on a martini
“wherz yodel”
belive me sire….i our our secret agensince have nothing to do with it….rest assured uncle CJP is looking into these case once every 6 months to expedite the case.
@Allama pajama saab….sir I always wished I had a shrink like Nicol kidman ever since I saw her showing the door to batman…..now after watching her in the invasion trying to “act normal” I think I should have accepted what alternative the Admiralty offered….anyways…you must not worry about me being a jamaiti….because they hate me more that you or KD fear them or balma jee despise it to be called one….
amazing discussion drift :) wasiq meyan shan aur national masala i can bet my life for their products access my URL, even at that place nothing else but shan & national is used. That place is under strict check by health & food dept quarterly at random because to majority staff is desi and they till today have doubts that Pakistanis can be so Concious for standards
that url is http://www.gandhara.ru/en
@Shamsi saab…..
Just 10 minutes walk from the metro towards World Trade Centre
Iam very sure how much health conscious this joint must be…..but let me remind you sir that here in karachi only the word “Metro” is a status symbol….and has three different meanings….Metro shoes,metro cab and Metro super stores….
@ wasiq.
metro agarbatti kiya hamray yahan ethopia say import hoti hai..??
Did you ever think of getting into money laundering business and doing whatever you are doing with the unwritten constitution of England :):)
@KD sarkar…..(uff yeah navy wala bhi na apney kiya pey pani pherney main sani nahein rakhtey…lol!) Sir with all due respect most humbly I beg to state that before saying what you said you should have atleast consulted your friend Hazart Iblees….what is his prefered choice for me….and how desperately he has been trying all my life to keep me away from it….lol
Even though I never had money with you might consider money but I never needed it…I found true love many times…which made it even more difficult for the money to make its place known…so here am I the sawa lakh buddy…..
Sir it is very interesting that after my explanation of the principle of taxation the only word that came to your mind was money laundering….Indeed it is an art….and I would be honored if Burdhia of England and wales ever need me to do it here in Pakistan…I have heard many glorified tale of the legends who did this in times of need and how….but it seems you only remember those who did it to bring shame on the navy…..I have a way of seeing things very differently…so let me narrate how I see it and the relevance to my point above..
Once upon a time there was a high achieving sailor in the Pak Navy.. he went to buy some toys as christmas presents for his kids….he did all the shopping on his american express credit card….he was very happy with the deal…but you know a sailor is a sailor and you can’t change it ever…the french store from where he had done the shopping told him that we are so happy that you came to our shop that we would like to give you an attache …the sailor thought Oh they wanna give me an attache’(french)….he was very please and said merci…left the shop and came back and anxiously waited for the shipments to arrive…now imagine the rest of the story because I have to go to bed….
the point is the french store gave the sailor good money ….they declared it and probably got tax benefits by the french govt….pakistani sailor got busted due to the french revelations….he had neither declared it nor paid any taxes to the govt….with nabbed him and made him pay….which he so gladly surrendered….
Now KD I humbly ask you should I stop wasting my time on the unwritten constitution and KMB and take away the only hope from that poor sailor and many like him from getting any justice…and making the world realise that it was the french store that cheated.and that they should apologies to all the sailors who ever shopped in their store….and stop the use of the term “Attache ” in whatever sense to the honest sailors from Pakistan ???? ;-p
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@Allama Pajama saab……..my apologies !
@ wasiq.
ik dafa hum sab tapori road mastery ker rahay thay….ik kancha pice pass say guzra…
pajama bola…yaar kiya mast item hai…sali ki koi information hai kisi ko.
aglay din papu was here..telling…larki ka name shalu, measurements 32-23-33, baap ka naam matter allu, maa ka naam ghobi allu…betay ka naam allu qeema…..Mateen coaching me shaam 6 bajay jati hai…subah islamia collge second year…collge van walay ka naam shanu baba…..kapray KDA market se silwati hai..fabric portia ka use kerti hai….undergarments Be belle ya lasenza ki hoti hian..preferably black wid embriodery…..
Pajama heard all that wid an open mouth….never did i got to no ke salay ko yeh INSIDE info kahan say mili….but anyways.
baat sirf itni thi ke main tu aap ko bola tha..metro agar batti ka naam add ker lijiyee…aap tu un ke ghar pohanch gai INSIDE info lenay…LOL
@ wasiq
your above mail on money laundry kai bar parhi…adhi samajh aye….mazeed is liye nai parha…ke kaheen apun ka brain..pajamay ke bajay phatta huwa pajama na bun jaway…..
so bhaya…teray ko nai kerna money laundring..tu na ker…aisa ker carpet laundring ka dhanda shuru ker leo…bara munafa huway hai…..aur haan dukan bata dena..kabi meray ko bhi kaam per sakta hai…per apnay ko 90 % discount dena na bholin
@Allama pajama saab….sir with all due respect ….the problem here is that some people at KMB don’t take you seriously….so I thought that maybe maybe somebody might say…that Metro Millan is not just Metro and its not a land mark from karachi…recently I haven’t seen a billboard of metro millan in my neighborhood….one thing more if you google it…initially you would find the address of EPZ of karachi….I didn’t want to embarrass you…after all you are the only one around with whom I can play catch catch….;-p
Pajama heard all that wid an open mouth
sir you should have listened to this rap sheet with an open mind….and said to that brutus papu….”aur jo mulla ki nihari aur zafar ki chat toh ney uss kay saath aaj khai hai woh….?”
sir you disappoint me again….I thought you were better than me at least in this field….
@ wasiq.
“the problem here is that some people at KMB don’t take you seriously”
hmm..they dont take a pajama seriously….can we balme them…??
resolving that wud require me to take my own slef seriously first….which i dont have any inclination to do, since all the doctors i visit including agha khan all highly recomend me to relive stress from my minds or it will kill me one day…..my allama pajama, and all the other incarnations balma love to hate….are a counter balance to my own existence….
just cant tilt the delicate balance of trade here…can we…:D:D
“I didn’t want to embarrass you…”
sir yeh bhi koi bezati hai..hum tu bari bari jagahon say bezti kharab kerwa chukay hain…so i really dont mind…
“after all you are the only one around with whom I can play catch catch”
well…!..so stop talking and start playing catch catch….or if you wana go on a 15 mintue tea-break…i wud go play kabbadi with that chearleader.
as for metro.
well, in oldy people metro was a part of life….be it milaads, quran quwani, qaber pe fatiha agar battis were jsut alwasy there…so are the rose petals…..just lolve the smeel…although many apeople obecjt to me…dat these are to be used only in pak places etc etc…..i use it in my toilet as a economical perfume…as it is much much longer lanstign then any expensive perfume..and more overwhelming to any kind of smell.
“sir you disappoint me again….I thought you were better than me at least in this field”
sir….i alwasy maintain my humbulness in accepting me being a pajama….i never was a top hat, never will be….i come second even when i run alone…..i always love to be the king maker yet never the king….( cant say the bride maid and not the bride befor eyou accuse me of a lesbo again ).
as for papu…us salay pe tu mujhay pehlay hi shak tha….aisiy do numbe rke doston ki peet me chura ghopnay wlaay dost koi kisi ko na dey…i am surprised i never caught papu with shalu in zaffer ki chat which i frequesnted with his wif ein those days…hmmmm…zaroor mujh sya chup ke baithta ho ga….ik conrner me tu mai hota tha…ohh…now i know yeh dosra coner me ik P-cp wala aur woh burqay wali kon hoti thi…..grrrrrrr……aaaj tu papu pass hu giya hi samjhoo
Inna lil lah he wa inna ill lah ay ra jeeoun….!
@ Wasiq
what is his prefered choice for me….
To become his disciple like KD and live happily thereafter.
I found true love many times…
You lucky devil! I thought I found it once and is regretting it since then.
you only remember those who did it to bring shame on the navy….
In Pakistan buying toys for your kids while shopping for the nation is no crime. We all love our kids. However, getting caught buying toys is stupidity which is a punishable act but not shameful as such.
@KD sarkar…..To become his disciple like KD and live happily thereafter.
sir there is a slight confusion in my mind regarding this honor….they are not those who sell their souls…?
You lucky devil! I thought I found it once and is regretting it since then.
I haven’t had any regrets yet…I was born a narcissist but somewhere along the line I had to part ways….
but not shameful as such.
Thankyou sir..I am so relieved to hear this that I am unscrewing the bottle of Apple sidra….Cheers!
@ KD & wasiq.
with all the respect due…here are my pajamat-e-zarien
“Thankyou sir..I am so relieved to hear this that I am unscrewing the bottle of Apple sidra”
pajama prefers screwing sidra rather unscrewing apple sidra…any day anytime.
“.they are not those who sell their souls…”
yup…and now adays they buyer dont pay cash upfront….they ask for the bills, audit them, and withhold the re-imbursments due to overbilling or until you “DO MORE”
“You lucky devil! I thought I found it once and is regretting it since then.”
see…sir…pajama thinks the art is not in finding love….its there on every corner ready to get ya….the art is how to get rid of it, when the chewing gum looses its flavour…wud u swallow it, spit it…or keep on chewing for the rest of the life…??
“However, getting caught buying toys is stupidity which is a punishable act but not shameful as such.”
sir, i beg pardon, but it really depends what TOYS we are buyign and from WHAT store and for what AGE group…(wink wink)
i know for a fact…there are still stores in europe and US of A..where toys are given wrapped in brown papper sheets…so no body can see what the custmoer bought….hehe
@Allama Pajama saab…..sir I didn’t know this ….I thought they believe in advertising more than professor ajmeri….(wink)
@ wasiq…
sir sali confused qoum hai…..they advertise the toys, display them on big windows in public stores….but when you buy it, they pack in in brown papers.
they like sex movies, they like violent movies, but if you make a sex movie with lots of violence during sex..then they restrict its screening.
they allow hookers, they can sell there SERVICES or ther body..treat them as legit workers….yet if you hire there services you get caught…..abay….sala ghusay me hamara pajama ghoom jata hai…..confuse qoum
haan saab buss kya karein …aik daam confused quom hai…janey dein aap ghussa na karein …thanda thanda juice lain….aur haan yeah sidra wali baat ghar see baheir naa janey paay…warna aap ko toh pata hai….jali CNIC banwana toh apple sidra khareed ney see bhi aasan hai….afghani toh thein hein abb suna hai aap log ney Irani dukhtaraan ay american jeans ko bhi CNIC issue karna shuru kar diyaa hai…is this info correct…?
@ wasiq.
sab jhoot hai…bakwas kertay hian saab…..the dhaktarain-e-irani-bagair chadee tight amriki jeans clad members is all a figment of sick imagination of the non-state actors and there paid media persons.
i have been told by our paymasters there is no such existene of them in here….
agar kisi bhi din ye sabit hu giya tu main apni post sya istifa de doon ga
regards
Allama pajama
(ex ex ex chairman of F.O.S.L.A)
Furstrated one sided lovers association
@ Wasiq
they are not those who sell their souls…?
Soul? What soul?? You can’t sell something which doesn’t exist. At least Hazrat Iblees wouldn’t buy any such thing. Becoming his disciple means to become a rationalist. Not to accept, on anybody’s auhthority, anything which doesn’t stand to reason and has no evidence whatsoever.
@KD sarkar…..thankyou sir for this clarification….One more thing…if you have the time sir…how do you rate scientologists on the scale of rationalist…..?
nicole kidman and kati holmes both are scintologists….what more rational you need to get a chance to meet them or get a glimspe of them besides your TMZ channel, in there next jumay ka khitaab.
oh by the way..in real life, i have been offered multiple times to attened there meetings….and they just keep on sednign there CDs n books broucher to me.
man i will brun there church if they send one when i am in either my abd mood or having a pyro-maniac personality dominant that time
@A pajama saab…..so I have heard too….but I don’t dig Katie….and watching the stills of nude nicole from up in the air….(not on TMZ yet)I feel the last thing she needs right now is a tough audience like me or you…..lol
@ wasiq
“watching the stills of nude nicole”
its like reading bout the mozaart symphony…lol….what good are the stills when you can have the whole vid on the internet….the holy abode of the prono land….lol
as for the church….i had taken time form them around half a dozen times…but some family commitement arises and i miss…..but one dull day i will definetly vist them to enlighten me about thee god “xemu”….who sent all our sould on DC-10 form a plaent far far away.
am not kidding..thats what the make you belive…and worst..they dont belive in krishna or ram or seeta darling either
what good are the stills when you can have the whole vid
sir a picture says a thousand word….iam not sure how many words does a video tells…but it keeps the mind and heart so busy that sometimes you miss the message it originally intended….
hmm….agreed to a point…..once a guy sent me a pic of a arab model with wobling nearly exposed assets on a model ramp….pajama viewed it for a while..then said achi figure hai..naam kiya hai sali ka
to the astonishment of the maulvi who sahwoed me…he said..sir me ne aap ko is liye dikhai thi ke is ne apni biki me qurani ayat likhi hoi hain…yeh ziyati hai…hum ahtijaaz karain gay..aap bhi karain.
and i said..err…err…yeah i saw those…err..these ayat and also sadned and infurated me..i am with you guys on the ahtijaaz..maynot be physically yet spiritualy i wud be with you guys…
may the force be with you…..and wud you gimme a copy of that gutakh larki….”why”…..err…err….so i can spread the word and gain more followers fo rthe movement…
“amen”….”here is the pic brother”….may the force be wid you too…
so my dear wasiq…..jis zehan ne bhatakna hai wo tu burka dekh ke bhi bhatak jata hai…..probelm is not with the medium of comunication…its wid the mind.
as the caltex ad goes….problem engine ki nahee mobil oil ki hai
@A pajama saab….thankyou!
.probelm is not with the medium of comunication…its wid the mind.
sir if you are driving on a empty highway at the speed of above 80 km and comes along a giant mega billboard with a busty super model selling toothpaste or something you remember every inch of it for two days or maybe more depending upon your medications prescribed by the shrink….but if you are driving on the lily bridge and you see a lady drying her hairs in the appartment window…its all gone by the time you come down of the bridge…you can’t possible remember the face of that girl…or even if she was holding the hair on the right or the left shoulder….so what is this a bhatakna (distraction) or a failure to register a simple data as my computer teacher would have said….
@ wasiq.
nope…example is wraang sir jee…
on one side..u have amega board… whose model n her assets on display is/are much much bigger then my own phatphatti…what to say for the rest of her….
and on the other wise you say a girl in a blcony…who i cant even see if shez 40 somethign or 15 something…..dont even know if she has facial hair or is it bad lisptic….
i mean….if i can zoom on to a girl…i wud apply the brakes and watch till my heart content….like apna desi bhaiz do ( including me ) who slows down if they see a ITEM crosing the road..or ona bike we match the speed to view some more of her…