Eid Milad un Nabi Rallies

Please be informed that Eid Milad un Nabi Rallies being taken out in various parts of Karachi.

The tentative schedule of these rallies for today, Friday February 26 are:

* At 02:00 pm Sunni Tehreek will take out rally from Landhi No. 89 up to Liaquatabad Dakkana.

* Then at 08:00 pm Sunni Tehreek will take out rally from Dakkana Chowrangi, Liaquatabad up to Chuttan Shah Mazar, Kharadar.

* At 09:00 pm Jamaat Islami will hold a Jalsa at Cheeku ground, North Nazimabad.

* At 09:00 pm Sunni Rabita Council Pakistan will take out procession from Landhi No. 1 up to Landhi No. 5

* At 09:30 pmAnjuman Sarfaroshan – e – Islam will take out torch bearing rally from Saudabad up to Sadar.

* At 09:30 pm Jamaat Islami will organize a Jalsa at Gosht Gali, Lasbella Chowk.

89 Comments so far

  1. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2010 @ 8:12 pm

    @ KD.

    ” there is no beer named canada dry”

    sir i stand corrected today…as till now i always thought the ginger ale they produces was really ale…i checked as u said…found out ginger ale is a carbonated alternative to teh real beer….a.k.a non alco beer…so my apologies.

    http://www.canadadry.com/

    “ou mean to say by paying tax Haram ki income Halal ho jaaye gi.”

    and this made me laugh sir…watch every year when our own CBR ( now FBR) launches a campaign 5 % do aur apni balck income ko white kero…no questions asked…:D:D

    “They served Guiness at the end of the visit free of cost and as much as on liked”

    wont ask how many free trips you took till the time you were in the near vincinty…..if you had decided to stay and call that place home…they wud have no choice left to either chaneg policies or pack up and re-locate

    “switching or non-switching my drinks doesn’t change my views”

    just trying switching to non alco beer..and observe how many explicitives you wud be generating dat day…:D:D
    its totally opposite for allama pajama

    “I am also a devil’s advocate both literally and metaphorically. ”

    sheesh…we both spent a life time on the same clients “legal council” and didnt had enough time to know each other…jolly sire…my name is pajamaa, for this week, will update whether i will be allama panty or allama (panty-gone) the next week….i heard gora wud mind me namign my self allama panty-gone…it reminds them of a sacred place the world worship as a centre of military power…and its not related to hugh hefner in any way

    “You will not find an oxymoron in any one of my above positions.”

    sir, being a advocate of the devil…ina juidical system designed so metaciously by teh his higness iblees himself….if it aint a oxymoron..then be it..but it sure wud be an overkill…i mean its like saying einsteins elementary maths teacher…..i mean..lets face it…its devils on backyard playground…..so why wud he need such stalwarts as his legal council…?? he has all in his pockets..form CJ to naib qasid all….:D:D


  2. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2010 @ 8:21 pm

    @KD

    “B. Pee could be either Urdu or English”

    wise men say….parachutees, minds and pajamas are best utilised when open……so gogin by the adage…..your statemnt althought didnt shaked me but still stirred me a bit…::D:D

    i havent decided dat its my brian that is in my pajama or is my pajama in my brain…??

    here r a few more questions

    Q1)…what wud you call pajama of aunty zohra..??
    Q)2…whats the code at laundry for madrisa dar-ul-aloom..??

    ans)1 pajama-tul-zehra
    ans)2 pajama-tul-daral uloom


  3. Kabir Das (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2010 @ 9:19 pm

    @ Allama Pajama

    LOL all the way. You are a smart guy I must admit. Wonder where has Yodel disappeared. He is another smart guy. Writes so well.


  4. Kabir Das (unregistered) on March 2nd, 2010 @ 9:31 pm

    @ Balma

    Even if I am not a jaamatia I remain on their side so as not to get expelled from KMB and be consigned to IMB as a punishment.


  5. Shamsi (unregistered) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 12:06 am

    seems like blasphemy

    – – –
    wasiq if it looks like that I’d better trying cookin it using shan masala and freshly slaughetred khussi :)

    I don’t eat what doesn’t LOOK good !


  6. بستنی (wasiq) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 1:45 am

    @shamsi saab…..sir aap ney toh merey mooh ka niwala cheen liya….per inn haram khoor doctors aur pathalogists ka kya karein ….ilaaj karna ata nahein…sub sey yehi khetey hain shaan kay mehmaan banoo gay toh underground jana perdh ay ga….ponhcha bhi deytey hain….lol

    I censored the picture to not offend the new found jamaiti’s and other under medical care senior citizens….contemplate ;-p


  7. بستنی (wasiq) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 3:36 am

    Don’t make me laugh. You mean to say by paying tax Haram ki income Halal ho jaaye

    @KD sarkar…..sir with all due respect…if your halal income automatically becomes non halal (illegal) by not paying the tax ….than I guess it is the principle involved here…no income is halal if put it under a magnifying glass…taking money to feed a hungry is halal?..NO taking money to treat a dying is halal? no taking money to teach the ignorant is halal? no taking money to provide the shelter to the shelterless is halal? no..but when you pay the tax to the state you become an agent of the state serving and helping the poor state for providing its citizens with the basic necessities ….besides The quran also directs something similar in a Hukum in chapter 9:103. some translators have used the word cleanse ,purify,sanctify……


  8. Kabir Das (unregistered) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 5:55 am

    @ Balma, Asad and Kash et al

    Balma jee now that you have been told that mourning a death beyond a period of 3 days is almost like a sin in Islam don’t you wonder why the deaths of Hazrat Hussain and his Ahal-e-khana and Hazrat Ali are mourned every year with such fanfare ????????????

    Kash Sahab/Sahaba would you kindly let me know the ref of sura and ayyat which lays down the period of mourning as 3 days


  9. Kabir Das (unregistered) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 9:54 am

    @ Wasiq

    Did you ever think of getting into money laundering business which has a great scope in Pakistan instead of wasting your time on KMB and doing whatever you are doing with the unwritten constitution of England :):)


  10. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 10:01 am

    Wasiq…you too…..!!!!!

    first it was balma then KD, n now you….behaving like a pakka fully certified memeber of pajamat-e-islami…!!!

    i feel like nicole kidman in movie others..when she gets her world shaken when she gets to know..what she thought she knew was all wrong about other people.

    PS: about feeling like nicole kidman…before you smile and label me alesbian again….i wud like to declare…i wud never like to feel like nicole..yet wud love to feel nicole any day any time…

    balma thinks i m a pjamati
    KD thinks i am not marreid
    wasiq thinks i am a lesbian

    so here i am ….a lesbian jamatiz pajama….gosh ..how much i achived in public perception terms in such short time


  11. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 10:10 am

    @ KD

    “LOL all the way. You are a smart guy I must admit”

    sir its an honour to hear it from a guy who i think is a very leanred sage…..

    and considering what others feel about me….its like the olive on a martini

    “wherz yodel”

    belive me sire….i our our secret agensince have nothing to do with it….rest assured uncle CJP is looking into these case once every 6 months to expedite the case.


  12. بستنی (wasiq) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 8:29 pm

    @Allama pajama saab….sir I always wished I had a shrink like Nicol kidman ever since I saw her showing the door to batman…..now after watching her in the invasion trying to “act normal” I think I should have accepted what alternative the Admiralty offered….anyways…you must not worry about me being a jamaiti….because they hate me more that you or KD fear them or balma jee despise it to be called one….


  13. Shamsi (shamsi) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 9:56 pm

    amazing discussion drift :) wasiq meyan shan aur national masala i can bet my life for their products access my URL, even at that place nothing else but shan & national is used. That place is under strict check by health & food dept quarterly at random because to majority staff is desi and they till today have doubts that Pakistanis can be so Concious for standards


  14. Shamsi (shamsi) on March 3rd, 2010 @ 9:59 pm
  15. بستنی (wasiq) on March 4th, 2010 @ 12:48 am

    @Shamsi saab…..

    Just 10 minutes walk from the metro towards World Trade Centre

    Iam very sure how much health conscious this joint must be…..but let me remind you sir that here in karachi only the word “Metro” is a status symbol….and has three different meanings….Metro shoes,metro cab and Metro super stores….


  16. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 4th, 2010 @ 1:13 am

    @ wasiq.

    metro agarbatti kiya hamray yahan ethopia say import hoti hai..??


  17. بستنی (wasiq) on March 4th, 2010 @ 2:03 am

    Did you ever think of getting into money laundering business and doing whatever you are doing with the unwritten constitution of England :):)

    @KD sarkar…..(uff yeah navy wala bhi na apney kiya pey pani pherney main sani nahein rakhtey…lol!) Sir with all due respect most humbly I beg to state that before saying what you said you should have atleast consulted your friend Hazart Iblees….what is his prefered choice for me….and how desperately he has been trying all my life to keep me away from it….lol
    Even though I never had money with you might consider money but I never needed it…I found true love many times…which made it even more difficult for the money to make its place known…so here am I the sawa lakh buddy…..

    Sir it is very interesting that after my explanation of the principle of taxation the only word that came to your mind was money laundering….Indeed it is an art….and I would be honored if Burdhia of England and wales ever need me to do it here in Pakistan…I have heard many glorified tale of the legends who did this in times of need and how….but it seems you only remember those who did it to bring shame on the navy…..I have a way of seeing things very differently…so let me narrate how I see it and the relevance to my point above..

    Once upon a time there was a high achieving sailor in the Pak Navy.. he went to buy some toys as christmas presents for his kids….he did all the shopping on his american express credit card….he was very happy with the deal…but you know a sailor is a sailor and you can’t change it ever…the french store from where he had done the shopping told him that we are so happy that you came to our shop that we would like to give you an attache …the sailor thought Oh they wanna give me an attache'(french)….he was very please and said merci…left the shop and came back and anxiously waited for the shipments to arrive…now imagine the rest of the story because I have to go to bed….
    the point is the french store gave the sailor good money ….they declared it and probably got tax benefits by the french govt….pakistani sailor got busted due to the french revelations….he had neither declared it nor paid any taxes to the govt….with nabbed him and made him pay….which he so gladly surrendered….

    Now KD I humbly ask you should I stop wasting my time on the unwritten constitution and KMB and take away the only hope from that poor sailor and many like him from getting any justice…and making the world realise that it was the french store that cheated.and that they should apologies to all the sailors who ever shopped in their store….and stop the use of the term “Attache ” in whatever sense to the honest sailors from Pakistan ???? ;-p


  18. بستنی (wasiq) on March 4th, 2010 @ 2:21 am

    International Fragrance Corporation
    Categories: Cosmetics & Beauty Supply
    Neighborhood: Karachi Area
    Factory & Head Office Local Market: Metro Agarbatti Co., F-106, Hub River Road
    Karachi, 74200

    @Allama Pajama saab……..my apologies !


  19. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 4th, 2010 @ 10:35 am

    @ wasiq.

    ik dafa hum sab tapori road mastery ker rahay thay….ik kancha pice pass say guzra…

    pajama bola…yaar kiya mast item hai…sali ki koi information hai kisi ko.

    aglay din papu was here..telling…larki ka name shalu, measurements 32-23-33, baap ka naam matter allu, maa ka naam ghobi allu…betay ka naam allu qeema…..Mateen coaching me shaam 6 bajay jati hai…subah islamia collge second year…collge van walay ka naam shanu baba…..kapray KDA market se silwati hai..fabric portia ka use kerti hai….undergarments Be belle ya lasenza ki hoti hian..preferably black wid embriodery…..

    Pajama heard all that wid an open mouth….never did i got to no ke salay ko yeh INSIDE info kahan say mili….but anyways.

    baat sirf itni thi ke main tu aap ko bola tha..metro agar batti ka naam add ker lijiyee…aap tu un ke ghar pohanch gai INSIDE info lenay…LOL


  20. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 4th, 2010 @ 10:41 am

    @ wasiq

    your above mail on money laundry kai bar parhi…adhi samajh aye….mazeed is liye nai parha…ke kaheen apun ka brain..pajamay ke bajay phatta huwa pajama na bun jaway…..

    so bhaya…teray ko nai kerna money laundring..tu na ker…aisa ker carpet laundring ka dhanda shuru ker leo…bara munafa huway hai…..aur haan dukan bata dena..kabi meray ko bhi kaam per sakta hai…per apnay ko 90 % discount dena na bholin


  21. بستنی (wasiq) on March 4th, 2010 @ 2:48 pm

    @Allama pajama saab….sir with all due respect ….the problem here is that some people at KMB don’t take you seriously….so I thought that maybe maybe somebody might say…that Metro Millan is not just Metro and its not a land mark from karachi…recently I haven’t seen a billboard of metro millan in my neighborhood….one thing more if you google it…initially you would find the address of EPZ of karachi….I didn’t want to embarrass you…after all you are the only one around with whom I can play catch catch….;-p

    Pajama heard all that wid an open mouth

    sir you should have listened to this rap sheet with an open mind….and said to that brutus papu….”aur jo mulla ki nihari aur zafar ki chat toh ney uss kay saath aaj khai hai woh….?”
    sir you disappoint me again….I thought you were better than me at least in this field….


  22. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 4th, 2010 @ 3:25 pm

    @ wasiq.

    “the problem here is that some people at KMB don’t take you seriously”

    hmm..they dont take a pajama seriously….can we balme them…??
    resolving that wud require me to take my own slef seriously first….which i dont have any inclination to do, since all the doctors i visit including agha khan all highly recomend me to relive stress from my minds or it will kill me one day…..my allama pajama, and all the other incarnations balma love to hate….are a counter balance to my own existence….

    just cant tilt the delicate balance of trade here…can we…:D:D

    “I didn’t want to embarrass you…”

    sir yeh bhi koi bezati hai..hum tu bari bari jagahon say bezti kharab kerwa chukay hain…so i really dont mind…

    “after all you are the only one around with whom I can play catch catch”

    well…!..so stop talking and start playing catch catch….or if you wana go on a 15 mintue tea-break…i wud go play kabbadi with that chearleader.

    as for metro.

    well, in oldy people metro was a part of life….be it milaads, quran quwani, qaber pe fatiha agar battis were jsut alwasy there…so are the rose petals…..just lolve the smeel…although many apeople obecjt to me…dat these are to be used only in pak places etc etc…..i use it in my toilet as a economical perfume…as it is much much longer lanstign then any expensive perfume..and more overwhelming to any kind of smell.

    “sir you disappoint me again….I thought you were better than me at least in this field”

    sir….i alwasy maintain my humbulness in accepting me being a pajama….i never was a top hat, never will be….i come second even when i run alone…..i always love to be the king maker yet never the king….( cant say the bride maid and not the bride befor eyou accuse me of a lesbo again ).

    as for papu…us salay pe tu mujhay pehlay hi shak tha….aisiy do numbe rke doston ki peet me chura ghopnay wlaay dost koi kisi ko na dey…i am surprised i never caught papu with shalu in zaffer ki chat which i frequesnted with his wif ein those days…hmmmm…zaroor mujh sya chup ke baithta ho ga….ik conrner me tu mai hota tha…ohh…now i know yeh dosra coner me ik P-cp wala aur woh burqay wali kon hoti thi…..grrrrrrr……aaaj tu papu pass hu giya hi samjhoo


  23. بستنی (wasiq) on March 4th, 2010 @ 3:56 pm

    Inna lil lah he wa inna ill lah ay ra jeeoun….!


  24. Kabir Das (unregistered) on March 4th, 2010 @ 11:35 pm

    @ Wasiq
    what is his prefered choice for me….
    To become his disciple like KD and live happily thereafter.

    I found true love many times…
    You lucky devil! I thought I found it once and is regretting it since then.

    you only remember those who did it to bring shame on the navy….
    In Pakistan buying toys for your kids while shopping for the nation is no crime. We all love our kids. However, getting caught buying toys is stupidity which is a punishable act but not shameful as such.


  25. بستنی (wasiq) on March 5th, 2010 @ 3:03 am

    @KD sarkar…..To become his disciple like KD and live happily thereafter.

    sir there is a slight confusion in my mind regarding this honor….they are not those who sell their souls…?

    You lucky devil! I thought I found it once and is regretting it since then.
    I haven’t had any regrets yet…I was born a narcissist but somewhere along the line I had to part ways….

    but not shameful as such.
    Thankyou sir..I am so relieved to hear this that I am unscrewing the bottle of Apple sidra….Cheers!


  26. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 5th, 2010 @ 10:49 am

    @ KD & wasiq.

    with all the respect due…here are my pajamat-e-zarien

    “Thankyou sir..I am so relieved to hear this that I am unscrewing the bottle of Apple sidra”

    pajama prefers screwing sidra rather unscrewing apple sidra…any day anytime.

    “.they are not those who sell their souls…”

    yup…and now adays they buyer dont pay cash upfront….they ask for the bills, audit them, and withhold the re-imbursments due to overbilling or until you “DO MORE”

    “You lucky devil! I thought I found it once and is regretting it since then.”

    see…sir…pajama thinks the art is not in finding love….its there on every corner ready to get ya….the art is how to get rid of it, when the chewing gum looses its flavour…wud u swallow it, spit it…or keep on chewing for the rest of the life…??

    “However, getting caught buying toys is stupidity which is a punishable act but not shameful as such.”

    sir, i beg pardon, but it really depends what TOYS we are buyign and from WHAT store and for what AGE group…(wink wink)
    i know for a fact…there are still stores in europe and US of A..where toys are given wrapped in brown papper sheets…so no body can see what the custmoer bought….hehe


  27. بستنی (wasiq) on March 5th, 2010 @ 1:19 pm

    @Allama Pajama saab…..sir I didn’t know this ….I thought they believe in advertising more than professor ajmeri….(wink)


  28. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 5th, 2010 @ 2:46 pm

    @ wasiq…

    sir sali confused qoum hai…..they advertise the toys, display them on big windows in public stores….but when you buy it, they pack in in brown papers.

    they like sex movies, they like violent movies, but if you make a sex movie with lots of violence during sex..then they restrict its screening.

    they allow hookers, they can sell there SERVICES or ther body..treat them as legit workers….yet if you hire there services you get caught…..abay….sala ghusay me hamara pajama ghoom jata hai…..confuse qoum


  29. بستنی (wasiq) on March 5th, 2010 @ 11:05 pm

    haan saab buss kya karein …aik daam confused quom hai…janey dein aap ghussa na karein …thanda thanda juice lain….aur haan yeah sidra wali baat ghar see baheir naa janey paay…warna aap ko toh pata hai….jali CNIC banwana toh apple sidra khareed ney see bhi aasan hai….afghani toh thein hein abb suna hai aap log ney Irani dukhtaraan ay american jeans ko bhi CNIC issue karna shuru kar diyaa hai…is this info correct…?


  30. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 6th, 2010 @ 10:17 am

    @ wasiq.

    sab jhoot hai…bakwas kertay hian saab…..the dhaktarain-e-irani-bagair chadee tight amriki jeans clad members is all a figment of sick imagination of the non-state actors and there paid media persons.

    i have been told by our paymasters there is no such existene of them in here….

    agar kisi bhi din ye sabit hu giya tu main apni post sya istifa de doon ga

    regards

    Allama pajama
    (ex ex ex chairman of F.O.S.L.A)
    Furstrated one sided lovers association


  31. Kabir Das (unregistered) on March 6th, 2010 @ 9:00 pm

    @ Wasiq
    they are not those who sell their souls…?
    Soul? What soul?? You can’t sell something which doesn’t exist. At least Hazrat Iblees wouldn’t buy any such thing. Becoming his disciple means to become a rationalist. Not to accept, on anybody’s auhthority, anything which doesn’t stand to reason and has no evidence whatsoever.


  32. بستنی (wasiq) on March 6th, 2010 @ 10:37 pm

    @KD sarkar…..thankyou sir for this clarification….One more thing…if you have the time sir…how do you rate scientologists on the scale of rationalist…..?


  33. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 7th, 2010 @ 8:09 am

    nicole kidman and kati holmes both are scintologists….what more rational you need to get a chance to meet them or get a glimspe of them besides your TMZ channel, in there next jumay ka khitaab.

    oh by the way..in real life, i have been offered multiple times to attened there meetings….and they just keep on sednign there CDs n books broucher to me.

    man i will brun there church if they send one when i am in either my abd mood or having a pyro-maniac personality dominant that time


  34. بستنی (wasiq) on March 9th, 2010 @ 3:39 am

    @A pajama saab…..so I have heard too….but I don’t dig Katie….and watching the stills of nude nicole from up in the air….(not on TMZ yet)I feel the last thing she needs right now is a tough audience like me or you…..lol


  35. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 9th, 2010 @ 10:11 am

    @ wasiq

    “watching the stills of nude nicole”

    its like reading bout the mozaart symphony…lol….what good are the stills when you can have the whole vid on the internet….the holy abode of the prono land….lol

    as for the church….i had taken time form them around half a dozen times…but some family commitement arises and i miss…..but one dull day i will definetly vist them to enlighten me about thee god “xemu”….who sent all our sould on DC-10 form a plaent far far away.

    am not kidding..thats what the make you belive…and worst..they dont belive in krishna or ram or seeta darling either


  36. بستنی (wasiq) on March 9th, 2010 @ 11:47 am

    what good are the stills when you can have the whole vid

    sir a picture says a thousand word….iam not sure how many words does a video tells…but it keeps the mind and heart so busy that sometimes you miss the message it originally intended….


  37. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 9th, 2010 @ 12:22 pm

    hmm….agreed to a point…..once a guy sent me a pic of a arab model with wobling nearly exposed assets on a model ramp….pajama viewed it for a while..then said achi figure hai..naam kiya hai sali ka

    to the astonishment of the maulvi who sahwoed me…he said..sir me ne aap ko is liye dikhai thi ke is ne apni biki me qurani ayat likhi hoi hain…yeh ziyati hai…hum ahtijaaz karain gay..aap bhi karain.

    and i said..err…err…yeah i saw those…err..these ayat and also sadned and infurated me..i am with you guys on the ahtijaaz..maynot be physically yet spiritualy i wud be with you guys…

    may the force be with you…..and wud you gimme a copy of that gutakh larki….”why”…..err…err….so i can spread the word and gain more followers fo rthe movement…

    “amen”….”here is the pic brother”….may the force be wid you too…

    so my dear wasiq…..jis zehan ne bhatakna hai wo tu burka dekh ke bhi bhatak jata hai…..probelm is not with the medium of comunication…its wid the mind.

    as the caltex ad goes….problem engine ki nahee mobil oil ki hai


  38. بستنی (wasiq) on March 9th, 2010 @ 7:26 pm

    @A pajama saab….thankyou!

    .probelm is not with the medium of comunication…its wid the mind.

    sir if you are driving on a empty highway at the speed of above 80 km and comes along a giant mega billboard with a busty super model selling toothpaste or something you remember every inch of it for two days or maybe more depending upon your medications prescribed by the shrink….but if you are driving on the lily bridge and you see a lady drying her hairs in the appartment window…its all gone by the time you come down of the bridge…you can’t possible remember the face of that girl…or even if she was holding the hair on the right or the left shoulder….so what is this a bhatakna (distraction) or a failure to register a simple data as my computer teacher would have said….


  39. Allama Pajama (unregistered) on March 9th, 2010 @ 9:58 pm

    @ wasiq.

    nope…example is wraang sir jee…

    on one side..u have amega board… whose model n her assets on display is/are much much bigger then my own phatphatti…what to say for the rest of her….

    and on the other wise you say a girl in a blcony…who i cant even see if shez 40 somethign or 15 something…..dont even know if she has facial hair or is it bad lisptic….

    i mean….if i can zoom on to a girl…i wud apply the brakes and watch till my heart content….like apna desi bhaiz do ( including me ) who slows down if they see a ITEM crosing the road..or ona bike we match the speed to view some more of her…



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