Shave it & Break it
As per the Guinness World Records, currently India holds the World Record of 1,868 shaves done simultaneously. The Guinness recorded this event as the biggest in the history of shaving world.
Gillette Pakistan limited wishes to answer this with the intention to make it “bigger, better and smoother” i.e. 2,500 plus men helping Pakistan’s name appear in the record book.
Participate enthusiastically to bring glory to Pakistan!
Besides bringing glory to Pakistan’s name, you will be getting:
• Free new Gillette Mach 3;
• Chance to win iPods and Cash Vouchers;
• Lunch and
• the smoothest shave ever!
Requirement for successful World Record:
At the start signal, apply shaving cream/gel to your beard/ mustache/ jaw and then proceed to shave it all off in atleast 5 razor strokes.
Terms & Conditions for Registration:
• Beat the rush, be on time
• Bring your CNIC/Student Card and Register at the Venue
• Each participant must have atleast 24 hours of stubble
a friend gifted me with the Mach3 sometime ago….but Iam too scared to use it…lol
dunya kahan say kahan pohanch chuki….now a days world is using Mach 5…hum slaay wohi mach 3 ko abhi tak chaat rahay hain
( chuityam-sulphate being a chutiyam as usuall still usaes a gillete blue 2 with lubircation strip…)
as for there slogan as mentioned above post
“bigger, better and smoother”
it made me laugh my top off…..coz it looked more like the title of a porno classic movie
yeah loo mach 3 ,,,, abay dunya Fusion sai agay ja rahi hai ! aur tell me are we talking about subtle…. on face or…?????? :) :)
Someone please tell me how this is going to bring glory to Pakistan.
hmmm….maybe if its te women who wud be shaving in publec…dat wu certainly make the NGOs go berzerk on the advancement of the women in a 3rd world country.
and if any one of us dare object…we wud be stnding in line of fire like mir israrulah zehri.
who bechara told the tgruth….that its our proud tradition to eat to pulp and bury ou women.
who are these giora to tell us what to do…..do we tell them how to wash there underpants…if they ever do that is..
oh and did any one see, the shameless display of word NEW on a product launched in 1998.
besharam log….12 saal purani cheez ko new bana ke bachtay hain.
aur yeh chotiuym awam buy that….wow….hum kitna maadrun hai jee…..
May be Mach 3 is obsolete and company can’t sale it, so its better to gain some publicity instead of throwing them to bin.
agar Mach 3 main say aik blade kam kar dain Gillette walay to yeh ladies ki tangoon say baal nikalnay kay kam a sakta hay.
Mach-3 is good enough for Balma. ACtually, there was recently an article in WSJ on this absurdity of 5 blades, 10 blades non-sense.
Anyways, this contest can bring glory to Pakistan if we somehow make all these people (Mullah types) running around with dirty, uljhi-huee, bakraa style daaRhees take part in this record making event. also, let’s send Pakistani cricket team to this event too. PK cricket players have very khaufnaak chehray!
@balma jee….chehray khaufnaak aur kaam sharmnak…congratulations Pakistan you are the winner…!
http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-library/dawn/news/cricket/08-shahid-afridi-to-lead-official-announcement-tomorrow-ts-06
Well, they make razors for women too!
Will someone please let me know if they have such record making events for the ladies? KabirDaas and I will be sitting in the front row if their posheedah imlaak is part of the event!
Sorry, fucki*g burgers, you have to know proper Urdu and proper English to understand Balma’s words of wisdom!:-)
banny
balma jee….
i am shocked as well as proud to have this honour of correcting you on a subject we both think are an authority on…..
sir, based on all my escapades and general knowledge i cna confidently say..majority of women don’t use any razors, for being a very sensitve skin…mostly chemical warfare is used….if you know what i mean…and i am sure you know what i mean…;)
Fussy! I really didn’t know what you mean. Mufassil taur per beyaan karo!
razor aur nazuk hisso’n kaa soch kar khud mujhay jhur-jhuree aa gayee!
@balma jee….you had a jhur-jhuree after a very long time…..I remember the last….lol
@ balma.
sir jee, agar mufas’sil tor pe biyan kiy atu yahan kushtay ke pushtay lag jain gay…..jamtiyee lathi le ke meray pichay aisay dorain gay jiasay pathan wet dreams me jhon abraham ya shahid kapoor ke pechay dorta hai..
yeh soch ke tu khud mujhay jhur jhuri a gai….:D:D
@ wasiq
sir plese register my entry into your jhur-jhuree log bog too….:D
to be honest, hidden places are most neglected part of the body where sun never shines.
Kuch kay itnay baray ho jatay hain kay zameen say lag rahay hotay hain or chuntean pakar kar upper tak a jatee hain ….:), they need Mach 100 probably.
If this event puts Pakistan’s name in the Guinness Book of Records, then why not have it? At least it will have no negative connotations associated with our name in any way.
I have been using MACH 3 for the past many years and I find it very good.
lolzzz… New Mach 3 .. ha ha
By the way, dekhna Expo Centre k bahar tak rash laga hua hoga.. :D… they are planning to set a record of 2500 but I think it would be much greater than that …
Still quite funny !!!
@preet-atma saab….sir ab kya register karoun…? yahan toh quntum mechanics chal pardee hai….log char char (rahan4,yahudi4) kay packets main aarahey hain….hum aur aap toh Pakistan day pey bhi sootey reh gaay…
@ wasiq…
sala sab made in china hai boss…..QC control tu hota nai koi…..4 khareedo gay tu aik tu chalay ga na.
aur registry kiyo nai ker rahay…itnay nakhray tu thanay dar FIR register kerna mai nai lagata
This is what the shameful Balma said: if we somehow make all these people (Mullah types) running around with dirty, uljhi-huee, bakraa style daaRhees
can any of my learned friends shed some light on why women use all ways and means available for the removal of unwanted hairs and yet there are no creamy stuff for men….?
looks like our ol balma jee is again shikar of nazr-e-ulfat of jamaat brigade……:D:D..
lagay raho muna bhai lagay rahoo
@ wasiq.
i may not be learned but as a friend, i can take the liberty to shoot a bongi in the air
maybe creamy stuff is not strong enough for the manly stuff….
did you miss the add ” yeh mardana darhi hey….batoon say nai banti”
It’s sad to see that for a digital campaign, brand like “Gillette” is using a mobile number rather than a short code or even a UAN. :/
Mullah Big Brother,
What is this word ‘sunnah’?
I agree with Mullah Big Brother, please refrain from insulting darhee, i don’t have it but i have full respect for those who keep it for the sake of pleasing Allah.
There is a big sacrifice of desire required to keep darhee. If you are ill inform ignorant then atleast don’t spread it.
Can I insult hair on someone’s head? How about insulting Fasiq’s knee or Pajama’s big toe (pair kaa angooThaa)?
@balma
U can make fun of any “azu” of prait-atma….but never do you dare make fun of my “azu-e-khaas”
As for hair….sir there r a lot of places where hair grow….ab don’t start discuing grown hair on any mole…or nose hairs will you.
Zindagi me kuch tu privacy baki rehni chayee
hazrat allama balma jee…naiki aur ponch ponch….aap ko kis ney roka hai….?
@preet-atma saab…sir with all due respect I was not asking about the dahrdi or batoon sey….lol
@ wasiq.
sir jee log kehtay hain ke kuch logon ke tu peet me bhi daRhi hoti hai…..ab us ko remove kerne ke liya hajmoola khatay hain yaa DDT peetay hain…??
@preet-atma….sir with all due respect…inn hee logon kay lian hukum hai unn kay pechay taravee na pardho….kya khabar…kab kya ho jaay….
sir koi dur-ghatna hai tu public me layee…hum bhi suna chatay hain…..
yeh public hia sub janti hai yeh public hai
sir with all due respect unho ney arsa hua american center kay saath saath USIS bhi bandh kar diya…ab aap ko kya sunnaein….challein yeah track sunn lein….laptop ki battery toh charge hai na…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZ0NVhUUfwY
@ wasiq,
allah ka fazal hai jee……6 split ac….4 TV, 5 firdge aur koi 50 pankhya tubeligts aur bulb hoon gay…..bus bijli anay ka wait hai takay check tu karoon..paray paray gul tu nahe gai sari machinery.
“.laptop ki battery toh charge hai na…”
agar mera laptop bhi bio gas pe chalta hota tu abhi charge ker leta…..per nai yaar.
Kafir Kafir Gustakh-e-Rasool Kafir
ah….shaving..its haram…kesa world record bana rahe ho bhai..
hanafi,hanbali,malaki,shafi..sab k mutabiq shave haram hai..before fist length…salafi also says that its haram..ye konse new modern muslims agae hain yaha sahve wale..
may ALLAH help you guys
I think balma jee naraaz ho gaay….okay so your bluff about the knee hairs,toe hairs and the nose hairs was correct…but you still can’t tell the color of the car….lol!
kiya jahalat hay ……inlogo ko pakistan hi mila hay asi fazool kisim ki har katay krnay ko ……i request all people whatever they shave or not try to make it not only unsuccessful but also do somthing wdthem that they do not held agian such (ghatya) thing specialy in pakistan and all over the islamic countary …….make msgs, e mail to make badly fail inhdeed it with all pakistans and me..plzplz plz plz plz
اجتماعی طور پر شعائر اسلام کا مذاق اڑانا نہ صرف کھلی بغاوت بلکہ اﷲ کے عذاب کو دعوت دینا ہے۔ ڈاڑھی منڈوانے کا ورلڈ ریکارڈ قائم کرنا سنت رسول ﷺ کی کھلی توہین ہے۔ مسلمان یہودی قوتوں کے اشارے پر ناچنے والی کمپنیوں کے شعائر اسلام سے متصادم مذموم مقاصد کو پایہ تکمیل تک نہےں پہنچے دیں گے۔ جیلیٹ کمپنی اور اس سے وابستہ افراد توبہ کرتے ہوئے فورا ًاس تقریب کے ختم کرنے کا اعلان کریں۔ حکومت ایسے ورلڈ ریکارڈ اور نمائشوں پر پابندی لگائے جس سے مسلمانوں کے جذبات مجروح ہوتے ہوں۔ اجتماعی ڈاڑھی منڈوانے کے اس پروگرام کی شدید مذمت کرتے ہیں۔ انتظامیہ فوری طور پر اس پروگرام کو منسوخ کرنے کے احکام جاری کرے۔
ڈاڑھی تمام انبیاءکی اجتماعی سنت اور ایک فطرتی عمل ہے۔ سنت رسولﷺ کی مخالفت اور اسلامی تشخص کے اس شعار کی مخالفت اور اس کو کٹوانا حرام ہے۔ انہوں نے کہا کہ جیلیٹ کمپنی کی طرف سے سنت رسول ﷺ کی اجتماعی بے حرمتی عذاب الہٰی کو دعوت دینے کے مترادف ہے۔ ہم اسلامی تشخص کو ختم کرنے والے اس اقدام کو ہرگز برداشت نہیں کرینگے کیونکہ ہمیں سنت رسول ﷺ سے پیار ہے۔ اس کی مخالفت کرنے والوں کو روکنا ہمارا حق ہے۔
وفاق المدارس کے جنرل سیکرٹری قاری محمد حنیف جالندھری نے کہا کہ جیلیٹ شیونگ بلیڈ کمپنی شعائر اسلام کی کھلے عام توہین کر رہی ہے۔ ڈاڑھی حضور اکرم صلی اﷲ علیہ والہ وسلم کی سنت موکدہ ہے اس کا نہ رکھنے والا گناہ کا ارتکاب کرتا ہے۔ اجتماعی طور پر ڈاڑھی منڈوانے پر ورلڈ ریکارڈ قائم کرنا وہ بھی اسلامی ملک میں نہ صرف بڑا گناہ ہے بلکہ شعائر اسلام کی کھلی توہین ہے جس کی جتنی مذمت کی جائے کم ہے۔ انہوں نے کہا کہ مسلمانوں کی غیرت کو کےا ہو گیا ہے کہ وہ ذاتی مفاد کے لےے بڑے بڑے گناہ کے ارتکاب سے باز نہےں آتے۔ انہوں نے کہا کہ ہم کمپنیوں کے مذموم مقاصد کو کسی صورت کامیاب نہےں ہونے دیں گے۔ حکومت اس پروگرام پر فوری پابندی عائد کرے۔
Balma jee your time is up….rehney dein….BLNT(better luck next time)!
@KD sarkar….sir since you are back from the hibernation let avail this opportunity and put to you a very relevent question to this blog post….
I am sure you may have come across pro-taliban jamaiti’s who in order to degrade you in public and especially inside the house of god (mosques…sorry if I may jog your distant memory its a place of worship where most ex-navy socialise here in pakistan..lol)they make gestures at your physical appearance by touching their beards looking at you is it sexual harassment or soliciting gay sex….?
Alhamdolillah, prog cancelled after thousands of lovers of Islam protest
Well, first of all I will like to make a comment that unfortunately the only people who seem to be comfortable writing in Urdu are f’n jamatis and their chaelaas.
Secondly, shame on everyone who came under ‘dabaao’ of this damn vifaaq-ul-madaaris. These guys have the habbit of getting their way of DanDay kay sore per. And, they should be stopped.
Asxholes, the f’n mullahs.
zore, no sore.
sorry balma jee….I for one can never think of stopping them because they make our cows…on eid…..according to the Unwritten british constitution…”rab ka shukar…” lol
@ balma
“Danda ka zore not sore”
sir all i know is, danda ka zore se “sore” tu hu hi jata hai….if necessary precautions regarding lubrications of impact isgns are not taken under consideration……if you know what i mean…..if not…ask any police wala
What will the fcuking nifaaq-ul-madaaris do next? Tell the ex PK cricketer in future to divorce his wife because she plays tennis in chaDDee?
I tell you, this nifaaq-ul-madaris bosses (the criminals who are keeping millions of kids backward)need to be sent to kaalaa-paani (Andaman and Nicobar, in case fcuking burgers don’t know the term). Jahil nifaaq-ul-madaaris and jahil burgers! Go to hell, both of you and stay in each other’s arms over there!
balma jee yeah aap ney kya farmadiya….burgers ko chordein….you need to update the term its kala pani no more….now we have BlackWater…
http://www.indianislands.com/andaman_nicobar_tour_packages.htm
chaddee wali tennis player ki shadi pey meri taraff sey karachi police aur Barrister saab ko dili mubarak baad…..
na cherd inn dard mandoun ko na janey dil sey kya niklay….
http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/03/so-what-is-different.html
@ wasiq
pls when are you turning the site into a full blown adult web portal.
me membership form bhar ke gazetted officer se attest kerwa ke kab ka baitha huwa hoon
At last sanity prevails, but would have been nice to convince Gillette company through dialogues.
Allah ka lakh lakh shukr this mockery of the Deen and the Sunnah of the Rasool sallallahu alayhi wasallam was stopped. All praise is to Allah alone. Thank you Wifaq ul-Madaris, thank you Madrasa students for protesting peacefully, thank you Maulana Adnan Kakakhel and Mufti Abu Lubaba for your support, thank you to all Muslims who have the spirit of the Sunnat-e-Rasool alive in them! Allah grants victory to those who are sincere and he gives zillat and ruswaii to those who insult his beloved Prophet’s ways.
@Balma – Repent for being a gustakh-e-sunnat and a gustakh-e-ulama. Repent before you meet your Creator because it may not be an easy ride for you.
Though I myself is not a bearded guy but it does not mean I make fun of it.
the cancellation of the event shows that Alhamdolillah There are still better Muslims than me in Pakistan who can peacefully protest their concerns.
Well done guys!
Well, shame on Gillette, shame on their promoters in Pakistan, and shame on the government of Pakistan for its inability to protect corporations and general people from Mullahgardi.
Balma Chudhary, why did not you come out with your pani wali gun and helped promoters to kill all those “Mullahs”
Kab tak moo k fire maro gay!
@janab ba’rood saab…..sir my personal anaad and your humble request ser annkoun pey….per kya karoun….india pakistan cheen afghanistan russ iran london aur canada waley toh samjhtey hain….per yeah norway aur virginia main na maaloom kon bachi dekh rahe hai….kya aap ney America sey anay waley azizoun ko dekha hai….aisa lagta hai kya US imigration ney samjha kay bheja hai….agar wasiq ko musalmaan kar kay nahein aay toh airport pey nanga kar dein gay…..american chocolates ka lalach na ho na toh main toh ghar main ghusney bhi na doun….
siddiqui saab zindabad siddiqui saab zindabad….aap zinda ho…purey RS 90/- zaya ho gaay…..lol
sunna hai yeah hadsa ho giya….kabiyaab….record ya kuch aur nahein tuta….shukar.
balma jee….choti choti baatoun pey aik dossrey ka baniyan maat pakrdoo
PIA main aap ki farhat auntie kay sata ay hua bahut hain yeah lambi lambi dardhee waley….smokers non smokers ka zamana giya ab hoga …
“sir would you like a seat in the beard or non beard section….?”
beard section main you will also get a lota of hot water for wadhu…and a free miswak…..lol
No Beard No fly…….
http://www.andrewbostom.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/marxbrosaviators.jpg
Balma, wasiq and all you clean-shave khusrays, where were you today? Not man enough to handle the “dirty bearded” Mullahs?
Mullah Big Brother,
I am guessing from Master Jee on another post, that lots of guys actually showed up for the event.
Yes, Mullah Big Bro, i try to stay miles away from the breaded fellows. They usually stink.
ASSALAM ALIKUM…
PLEASE ALL OF YOU READ THIS. MULLAH BIG BRO APP SPECIALLY!
BALMA, mullah hamary bhai hain.
and mullah big bro please protest in a peacful way.please.
adding further big bro o would say that majority of the visitors were only looking for the free stuff they were getting.
mullah sahab agr darhi rkhwani hii hai ham sb ko to ap ko khud aisa bnna hoga ke hum ap se impress ho jayain.
ap larty ho marty ho zbrdsti karty ho. yh kahan ka usul??
jb NABI KAREEM ( SAW ) jaisi zat kuffar nay kuffar ke samny rakha ALLAH ka kalam to kuffar nay unko exorcism ka shikar kaha, poet kaha, Allah ke kalam ko nahi mana, to kya meray NABI KAREEM ( SAW ) nay un se jang ki??
nahi! balkay APP ( SAW ) kabbah ke samny namaz ada karna shuru ki, phly buland awaz se then ALLAH ke hukum ke mutaabiq halki awaz sey.
yahan se SAHABI attract huyayay.
agr ap jang kar rahy ho na, to FATAH E MAKKAH ko daik lo. aik talwar nai uhti thi.magar kuffar ki har ho gai ti..
mullah sahab mazrat ke sath apna qibla durust kijiyay! bat shuru karny sey phly SALAM ada hota hai, yeh bhi teaching hai..
MULLAH DARHI RAKHNA SUNNAT HAI, ND MUJHAY ABHI FARZ SEY FURSAT NAE MILI…
please read my above post!!
thank you
looks like balma again in hot tub with mullahs….yaar kisi din tu chor diya karoo
as for fasee….i personally think what i do, doesnt automatically makes me a hater of everything i dont do.
i dont drive a tanga, but i wud love a tanga ride anyday…..i dont fly a plane…but wud love of somebody give its control to me..
so…i shave….its a personal choice….i luv my skinny monkey look…..that doesnt make me disrecpect any of the holy personalities….why wud i think of that.
50 % of overall pakistan or atleast 75%$ of cities wear pent shirts…would that make them infidels…as they dont wear the choghaz arabs used to wear…??
comon guys…keep it civil as well as keep it till comon sense of others can take it.
some people make me eat hajmola more then i shud
i wud have participated had i known the shaving gel wud be applied by some female helpers….
if that wud have been the case…the record wud have been 25,000 not 2,500
what kind of rubbish marketing / slaes managers these sick mutltiz have….shud have consulted me for a change
See what happened at Expo
http://kashifiat.wordpress.com/2010/04/01/gillettes-shaving-event-an-eyewitness-experience/
yeah huie na baat….Kashifiat saab…ney hum sub ki sahi rehnumai farmai hai….thankyou kashifiat saab….
@fasse saab….sir long time no see….its so good have you back with the registered….ID…apney recard main yeahi registered hai…
I think balma jee ab balma jee nahein rahey….ab woh Bulma jee ho chukay hain….kabhi mullla kay saath hot tub main toh kabhi andamaan nicobar beaches pey mullla kay saath ho ney kay wet dreams….yeah sub kya hai…?
these days I am very free mind and soul…so iam enjoying this debate very much…also interested in the real truth behind all this….KD must be busy that’s why he did not reply to the sexual harassment and gay solicitaion question….but now I want to put another question to anybody who wishes to answer….and please support you answers with the text….
“is it allowed in Islam to protest and enforce a sunnah….?”
@ wasiq.
yup…agsint my wished, i loged in from my ID…..although a free soul i am , i don belive in being registered anywhere except police stations…or was it the other way around…pata nai..need my daily fix to think clearly first….
as for balma, well i am still unsure whether he is hating the tango wid the mullahs, OR…i have doubts, that he really digs such stuff, wanting to jump in the be abused by the mullahs…..he loves this shit no doubt……if so..welcome to the club dude….:D:D
KD might be still having a hangover after the saturday night drinking bet with his psyotheripist 2 weeks ago….giv em more time…..old ups batteries takes more time to recharge ….you know….:D:D
“free soul and mind”
sir, since when did you joined the hippie movement…??
bana kar faqiroun ka hum bhes ghalib
mutasirein ay Haiti kay lian chanda jama kar rahey hain….lol
This is the extreem case that Pakistani government is reached to the entire depth of the hell fire and cannot return back
However the nation is still alive
Get ready of protests and ghundagardi outside every shop that sells razors!
Rehnay ko ghar nahi’n, paiT may roaTee nahi’n, but these bhookay nangay avaam have all the time in ther world to interfere in other’s affairs.
Naray Takbeer …… ALLAHU AKBAR
Shariat will stay until the end. Haramkhor Shariat aur Rasool ke gustakh kuttay ki mawt marain ge.
thank you for not writing Shariah, and sticking with Shariat!
Shows that you are not a totallu hopeless fanatic, and these is some hope.
@ balma
looks like you are on some kind of sinister mission….are you….padre…??
Oh Padre … I’m so scared Padre. Ab kiya hoga Padre!
Give me a break.
for Mulla sahab
sheikh ahmad sarhindi :
“loking at the molvis of today(before Pakistan came into being) i suppose that they will create monsters who will earn their bread from fatiah”
And the winner is Gillette Pakistan.
What a marketing by Gillette .
I think they were well aware about the out come of this event.
Gillette Pakistan got lot of publicity on internet and international media .
Did any body ask them that why they shutdown there “ Seven O clock” blade factory located in Hub in 1990 ,even that was earning good profit on that time.
@roda….is that a trick questions….?
@preet-atma saab….sir with all due respect Balma jee’s sinister mission is not a new one….it dates back when farhat auntie left for canada without him…..lol
@ wasiq.
and why did farhat auntie left him for farangi men…..aisa kiya tha un me jo balma ji nai de sakay
@headmaster – if this is the condition of the molvis, you can guess the condition of the regular folks. Just look at yourself.
@Roda – This is not a win for Gillette. It is a win for Islam. A win for Pakistan. We – molvis – will never forget this triumph of good over evil. In the end Gillette should not be vilified for this, it’s the agents of west and ghulams of western ideologies behind this who deserve a good molvi-style spanking.
Jubilee Hills say kissee ko shaadi kaa ruqqa milaa?
@balma jee….it is a very posh locality….they don’t follow the ruqqa custom…..stay away from ruqqaiya malabari …or we will be forced to disavow any knowledge of your past indiscretions….lol
@preet-atma saab….the same reason you buy unani Viagra in black ….erectile dysfunction….
HAPPY EASTER!
baba jee ye kabotroon aur ruqoon ki dunya se bahar ajaiyoo…jamana buhaat badal giya hai…aaj kaal tu sms huway hai…wo bhi 5 rupay roj pe 100 phree sms….roj maja lo keval pnach rupiya please.
aur yaar…rukkay ka tu aisay bol roiyee hu jisay baki sab functions me card pe hi jaaty hain..kabhi bagair card bin bulai kisi function me entry nai mari kiya….
BTW, I have been using Gillete blades to shave off my balls, every week, because Mrs ALAM likes it this way. Is it also against Sunnah?
Curious minds want to know !
@ mulla sahab..
i looked at myself as u prescribed, found nothing new.
i love myself, the way i am , the way of a normal human being.
shukaar karo mujhy kaha hai.
hamary WASIQ bhai ya PRAIT ATMA ko kaha hota to tum pta nai kya kya suntay..
whats next MULLAH??
you gona tell keh BLACK BEARD was a Muslim fighter, who used to rob off kaffirs??
aby yar MULLAH kuch acha karo jo ham tmhary taib ho jain!
@ Alam
“Gillelete on balls…Is it also against Sunnah?
sir i wud suggest you try waxing your balls….guranteed to bring tears to your eyes and sense to your judgment…..
jazakallah.
@ headmaster
jis din mullah kuch sahee ekr jai us din woh mullah nai rehta insan bun jata hai.
allah ke khel niralay….kis ko kaisay nawaz de wohi janay
Lots of heat in Jubilee hills, posh or no posh.
It does not matter whether it is Jubilee hills, Red Hills, or Banjara Hills, I want to know what kind of pictures are we talking about????
And, what is this medical certificate story?
Kissy ko bohut KoRay paRnay vaalay hai’n….medical certificate to yehi ishaarah daitaa hae!
On the other hand, bohut raseely kahaani hae!
jubilee hill sey seday Red hill….lagta hai kahaani rickshaw main likhi gaie hai….story main jan nahein hai…balaay jan bahut hain….lol
Lo jee khadda aa giya…
http://samaa.tv/News18843-Shoaib_divorces_Ayesha.aspx
for your kind information balma jee….there are two khadda markets in south karachi….aik main dakait aur dosrey main security agency ka raj hai….bankers ki kahein khair nahein….lol
hmmm…yani ab tu dholay baja ga…i mena zol bazaay ga……jai raam ji ki sania zeee
Wow, agar shaadi hee nahi’n huee thee tou yeh talaaq kaisee?
Hum to abortion kee khabro’n kee umeed lagaae baiThay thay. Otheriwse, what was this medical certificate nonsense?
Phir to PK cricketer ko koRay partay…siddiqi buch jaatee keh India thaa…laikin vahaan kay haraami mullah peechhay peR jaatay!
kabhi ay nau jawaan balma tadaboor bhi kiya tu ney…agar Allah ney diya rehman malik hum ko….toh hyderabadi bhi toh khuda rakhtey hain…unn ka interior kuch kam jan lewa toh nahein hoga….lol
btw iss case main kordoun ka toh koi sawal banta hee nahein tha…ziyada se ziyada yeah hota kya apna shoaib soota aik suite main aur othta dossray suite main…..anyways….Ms siddiqui is now Miss siddiqui….iddat ka toh koi sawal nahein hoga shayad….posh locality….email address please…facebook or twitter…kuch bhi chaley ga….
agar dusmah tumahra pani rook day..tumahra haal kharab ker day…agar dushman tumahri jaan ke “darpay” hu….agar dushman tum say jung ki tayari me hu…..agar dushman tumahray khilaf sazishin ruch raha hu
tuuuuuuu
1) dushman ki beti utha ke apnay ilakay me lay aoo.
apna shaoib sailkotiya did it……
muhahahahahahahahaha
chaaa giya eeee shahzaday
wah wah…wah wah…bilkul…exactly…
http://www.katherinekiviat.com/content/photos/ZaidHamid09.jpg
lol!
@ wasiq
arayyaar kis ki tasveer laga di..yeh baba sirf batain ker sakta hai.
shaiob tu sab ke samnay larki utha ke le aya….dosri ki game baja di.
media giya bhuttay bechnay…BJP gai teel lenay.
chaha giya munda sialkotiya.
punjabion ne koi tu kaam sai kiya. bhagwaan ki kirpaa say
kya piddi kay shorbay pey bhagwaan ko yaad kar rahey hain janab….yeah huie na baat….Miss Universe 94 also from Hyderabad,india….
http://www.southasiafair.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/wasim-akram-and-sushmita-sen.jpg
odhar ki lardki idher ka lardka….khabar pakki hai….!
the love that’s divine…it’s yours and it’s mine…
to the one …to the one
@ wasiq.
oyee yaar yeh news tu purani hugai….unhu ne pak ki meera ki kiy abajai..hamaray do punjabiyon ne ik larki aur ik bachay ki amma ki bajana ka master plan banaya under keen supervision n guidance of the baba in ur photo in red cap.
plan yeh tha…mera momin bhaion, bhagwan ki kirpa…err…allah ke fazlukaram say bhagwa..err allah ne aap ko mauka diya hai ke pakistan ke azli dushman ko namaka azam ka munh toor jawab dain…humain alaah say kabhi mayosi nai thi…hum tu intezar me tha…ik dusta lkarki ki trafa dosra bachi ki ama ki taraf barhay ga….yakeen kiziyee dono kamiyaab lotain gay…..aur news ayee gi…pakistan ki do daston na dushman ki maa behen ik ker di……muahahahahaha
it wud end with trademark dance copied form naida khan show by baba jee
hyms sung by recently converted (@gunpoint ) sukhvinder and lata
sir voice main thora variation lana tha na….ab dekhein na sub jan gaay kay yeah baba indian agent hai….Btw agar hum log na hotey toh yeah baba ya iss jaisa koi na koi ab tak humarey media pey “V for Vendatta” ki tarhan cha giya hota na….herr jaga aik hee tasweer,herr channel pey,even on your SMS…..ab aap kuch bhi kaho…chahey mujhey jalaney ko ya encourage karney ko….Inn salay jamaiti media waloun ko…herr channel pey,herr blog pey….even on SMS jokes…have to put the sania Mirza…..lol
Mugambo khush hua….ha haha ha…..
hi ya all!
wtsup??
hot topic isnt it?
gilt on bals, worth laughing.!!! :))))))))))))
FOR WASIQ BHAI, PRAIT ATMA, ND HAMARY MULLAH.
Chal Bulleya Chal Uthay Chalyae Jithay Saray Anay..
Na Koi Saadi Zaat Pachane..
Na Koi Sanu Manne
Chal Uthay Chalyae…
Chal Chal Bulleya…Chal Uthay Chalyae…
Bulleh ashiq goya Rab da, hoi malamat laakh..
Tainu ‘Kaafir-Kaafir’ Aakhde..
Tun ‘Aaho-Aaho’ Aakh..
Chal Uthay Chalyae…
Chal Bulleya Chal Uthay Chalyae Jithay Saray Anay..
Na Koi Saadi Zaat Pachane
Na Koi Sanu Manne
Chal Uthay Chalyae…
Chal Chal Bulleya…Chal Uthay Chalyae…
nedd translation??
bta dijiyay ga…
thnx
janab….arz kiya hai…
ghar wapas jab aao gay tum
kon tumhey pehchaney ga..aa
kon kahey gaa tum bin sa-ajan
yeah nagri sunn-saa-an
shukria…aadaab…nawazish…mehrbani…
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for someone like me who is still afraid to use the MACH3….
http://twitpic.com/1f40qp
they gave me this as well…
http://twitpic.com/1f43ay
what next…? a nose hair razor….bizzzzzzzz ouch ! lol
well….let’s just call it personal groomer!
@wasiq
kya shair hai :P
ghrrrrrrrrrr!!!!