Out of Gas

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  1. بستنی (wasiq) on April 1st, 2010 @ 6:22 pm

    Yaroun woh bhi kya zamana tha jab RS 100/-(to the kesc lineman) main pura mahal roshan ho jata tha….ab toh yeah tel waley tel nikal leytey hain….ghajab khuda ka….ay clinton chachi kuch kar na….lol

  2. d0ct0r on April 2nd, 2010 @ 2:58 am

    They keep on rising the fuel prices.. which eventually leads to price rise of other essential item and hike in transportation charges.

    KESC too does have liquidity problems so increase in petroleum product prices would make things even worse for karachiites . They plan to increase load-shedding in the areas where there is rampant power theft. Good plan but what will they do when mob goes berserk and take to the street..

  3. بستنی (wasiq) on April 2nd, 2010 @ 4:04 am

    @doctor saab….why put a hypothetical question when we have such vivid memories of 27 dec 2007 and ashura processions….haven’t we survived both by the grace of God….amen!

    Btw,E-10 is taking over and turning this asshole nation into gasohol nation…..@RS 70/- very soon…lol

  4. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 2nd, 2010 @ 11:50 am

    @ wasiq.

    why dont these fools take some of the merchendise and use it in there own car

    or is it like…hotel walay apnay hotel ka khana nai khatay

  5. headmaster on April 2nd, 2010 @ 4:50 pm


    how about making a prank call on the painted numbers??
    it will be fun..
    what say prait atma n wasiq??



  6. headmaster on April 2nd, 2010 @ 4:51 pm

    @ prait atma

    probably cuz they are giving a demonstration .lol..

  7. بستنی (wasiq) on April 2nd, 2010 @ 7:59 pm

    @headmaster….ya sure why not….tell me what would you like to say when I call….?

    @preet-atma saab….if they do…then who will pay for it…and most probably it runs on CNG….the poor guy may not have a dual system…

  8. d0ct0r on April 3rd, 2010 @ 1:27 am

    Must be on LPG. Most of these loading commercial vehicles,taxis etc are on LPG. Same day when petroleum product prices were increased,LPG’s prices were reduced by Rs 4 .

  9. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 3rd, 2010 @ 12:54 pm

    @ wasiq

    yaar yeh tu khaternak baat hai…..for petrol cars they can have a spare can or bottel of petrol stashed somewhere in the car.

    ab sapre CNG kaisay store kertay hain….gubaray bhar ke rakhain gay diggi me..??

  10. Shaheed Zulfikar Ali Bhutto (unregistered) on April 5th, 2010 @ 6:15 am

    No Topic about Zulfikar Ali Bhutto’s anniversary…..

    people who do not respect their sincere dedicated Leaders are reduced to Lashes, Curse and -T-R-A-I-T-O-R-S-

    Pakistan made the nukes with in 3 yrs….. in the times of Bhutto…….. even after all the resistance from negative people……… and jealous haters………

    but due to the sensitivity of the issue bhutto didnt bring it up.,,……

    Zia, Ayub khan or nawaz sharif has nothing to do with making pakistan a Nuclear Power……

    any ways the technology is now 60 yrs old………. now plasma and Kinetic weapons can destroy any Nukes even before it leaves the country……

    in other words…….. we need another Real Bhutto…….. not PPP or his relatives or some Traitors using Bhutto’s name to get the support…….

    cuz Bhutto said he had no family……. people of pakistan are his family…….each and every pakistani is a Bhutto………..

  11. Pajamat-e-islami (unregistered) on April 5th, 2010 @ 10:15 am

    @ bhutto sab,

    sir ji….aap buhtto sab ke dosray karnamay bhool gai….he broke pakistan into two in no time too.

    agar kuch saal aur reh jata tu aaj 4-5 pakistan hotay

  12. headmaster on April 5th, 2010 @ 11:59 am

    @ bhutto sahab.

    apko upar therer kardah comments and raja islam sahab ki be misal photo blogging ki mayanaz nishani (ended up suzuki loader) ko daikh kr yeh sab kaisy yad aya??

    bravo yar! ktna sochtay ho app.

    jiyay Bhutto “shaHEED”.

    Shaheed kh lo ya jiyay :)

  13. headmaster on April 5th, 2010 @ 12:01 pm

    bhutto sahab xclaimed when asked about his drinking habit .
    “main peta hun , apko kya tkleef hai”

    wah yar. nice leader.

  14. headmaster on April 5th, 2010 @ 12:08 pm

    bey shak raja islam sahab ki photos bht inspiring hoti hai .un ki li gai photo main ghrai hoti hai :)
    but itni nai k loader main bhutto sahab dikh jayayin ;P

    driver ki shakal b nai milti

  15. headmaster on April 5th, 2010 @ 12:11 pm

    shaheed bhutto sahab you ga go have a look at his all other inspiring pics at:


  16. headmaster on April 5th, 2010 @ 12:12 pm

    jiyay bhutto shaheed :P

  17. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 5th, 2010 @ 3:48 pm

    for a while i was stupified as i cudnt find a single link between bhutto and a car out of gas with phatichar awam pareshan without hope what to do with the car.

    how can this posibly be linked literally or metaphorically…..

    but then in a moemnt of rare “giyaan”…i reached my irfaan…( a cheap palgarism by our sufis of giyan itself)

    anyway….my giyan told me…ahmak…thsi is the metaphorcial pciture…..allah hum sub ko ankheen hi nahee…nazar bhi dey.

  18. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 5th, 2010 @ 3:49 pm

    wasiq kahan hu yaar…..yahan me bore hu hu ke bachon say khelna shuru hu giya hoon.

    coom soon before i get booked for gettign to close to children….yaar apni bizti kharab hu jai gi

  19. بستنی (wasiq) on April 5th, 2010 @ 4:54 pm

    gone nowhere sir…just trying to read the smoke signals from the US cons in peshawer….please pray its not just steam….lol

  20. بستنی (wasiq) on April 5th, 2010 @ 4:57 pm

    hang on and enjoy the haiderabadi zaffrani pulao…..waisey iss main bhi kafi fishy steam oth rahee hai…..lol

  21. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 5th, 2010 @ 6:29 pm

    @ wasiq.

    sir in a few days or a month i wud be moving to greener pastures where the apocalype is set to happen someday…..

    so if the media freedom there is ture to its words…i wont be able contribute in steam making or steam release till the end of contract a few years later…or if i get deported back for over staying my welcome…lol

    and sir, your accusation of me myself and you as culprit of creating steam…do you realise with that, you have put us both in the same illistrious club of such stars of malika sherawat, lady gaga, zenat aman, helen, nikoel kidman, stoya and faye valentine

  22. بستنی (wasiq) on April 5th, 2010 @ 8:40 pm

    @fasee saab….earlier when you disclosed your plans about moving to the greener pastures ….you mentioned you have couple of more years…here…it seems your application is processed faster than expected….good….wish you all the best….

    sir over the years I have met many people like you who went to these so called greener pastures….and you are right that you may not be able to make and release the steam for the first couple of years because you may be busy trying to adjusts and learn their ways….and if God forbid you failed to adjust in your new environment than I can assure you media freedom or no media freedom you would have so much steam in you to make my day….s

    in the same illistrious club of such stars

    I knew it…someday I’ll make the hall of fame….thankyou dear sir…you are great…I will miss you…always!


  23. prait-atma (unregistered) on April 5th, 2010 @ 9:48 pm

    @ wasiq.

    sir you have a nice memory….yes that greener pasture has the smae deadline of 2-3 yrs

    but now a days working on another green pastrue is almost finalised, as a stop gap solution to spend these 2-3 yrs.

    irnocialy all conutries outside the islam ka qila….are greener…even somalia looks more developed and adevasi tribes look more civilised them our 10 kafiron me bhari pakkay muslan of the land of the pure.

    as for steam, i had a habbit of talking to myself, shotuing at full volume ina secluded place…..it is the most effective way…..i shout all imaginable galiz in my voocubalry to the target, at full of my volume till i m shrot of breath and energy……it really gets things out o fmy system for good…for a while…..:D:D

    “I knew it…someday I’ll make the hall of fame”

    sir….i wud palgarism…err borrow a quote form spiderman’s phuppa in the movie.

    :with great powers, comes great responsibilities:

    omelte ya fry anda……sada toos ya butter fried……me sala yeh decide nai kerpata roz subah….yeh responsibiulities kiy akhak sanbhalon ga

  24. balma on April 5th, 2010 @ 11:48 pm

    Canada is not really such a good palce to be. HArd to find a job, and to run a Dunkin-Donut francshise you need a lots of money.

    So, beware.

    On the other hand, aur bhee gham hae’n dunyaa may muhabat kay sivaa, and if someone is hardworking and entrepreneural then sky is the limit.

  25. بستنی (wasiq) on April 6th, 2010 @ 3:12 am

    @fasee saab…..thankGod you were talking about some other green pastures…main toh der giya tha kay kahein apna gandapur waloun ney kam fast toh nahein kar diya….Allah na karey subha subha door pey consulate ki Kali gardhee kharee ho kay aap ki Great Grand Daughter(ggd) ki application manzoor ho gaie ha…aap ko bus abhi kay abhi jana hai….Bach gaay.
    I think you plan is good…don’t listen to balma jee….he probably enjoy people being tortured by uncertainity and no electricity….and it will only get worse I don’t need to promise you that…

    omelte ya fry anda
    I solved this problem to a great extent….its anda fry if Iam frying…otherwise if somebody else is doing the cooking its omlet with onions and green chilli all finely cut….lol

    @balma jee….sir limit main kuch plus minus ki gunjaish nahein ho sakti….? lol

  26. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 7th, 2010 @ 5:30 pm

    @ balma.

    sir prob wid me are countless….i am not hardworking…infact a bloody lazy fat couch patato i meat a pen pusher, a bean counter…or a number crucnher…jo dil mai ayee muhabat se keh lizeeiyee……

    as for dunken dounts…jo cheez mujhahy khud “ashubh” lagti hai woh me dosorn ko kaisay khilaon ga…nahe nahe bhai…haray raam haray raam…kaisi batan kertay amaa

    i m a hired mercenary…a soilder of misfortune….yani salaried class….so will be looking forward to a white colored or blue colored or a polka dot colored jobs….i dont know whether i wud be hiring a cab a driving a cab washing a cab ya putting puncters on a cab…..

    jo bhi karain gay raaam ki kirpaa say shub shub hu ga….dekhain

  27. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 7th, 2010 @ 5:39 pm

    @ wasiq.

    trylu speaking…dtas one of the prime reason…jaan ki uncertainlty electricty ke anay na anay ki uncertainty se jiyada hai….kaal say coments post na karon tu yah malom nai ke light an anay ki waza say hai , immigration ki waza say , ya koi aur waza

  28. balma on April 7th, 2010 @ 11:19 pm

    ok, good luck pajamay

  29. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 8th, 2010 @ 4:52 pm

    @ balma

    aap ki shubh kamnaaon pe namashkaar….hum aap ke buhat aabhari hain..aap ne ijaat barha di humari.

    parantoo….ab udhaar hum pajamay nahee rahain gay gi….wahan tu hum pants…woh bhi cargo pants hoon gay..

    us me bi zip ke bazai button hotay hain….sochata hoon kabi jaldi hoi aur koi button atack giya tu apna tu kiryia karam hu jai ga…..

  30. Rehan4 (unregistered) on April 8th, 2010 @ 5:47 pm

    munnay pay ghubarah charha loo agar control nahee hay tu ya dhahi ki thele rubber band kay saath……………bhai wah

  31. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 9th, 2010 @ 9:26 am

    abay pehlay tangay wala raha hai kiya…..chutiyon walay mashwaray aur apna gubaray apna liya bacha ke rakhoo.

    i am thinking either pamper anti leak diapers yaa always ka ultra light

  32. Rehan4 (unregistered) on April 9th, 2010 @ 2:41 pm

    haan dost tu nahee pehchanay ga tu to koon pehchanay ga apnay malik ko, main tujhay hee tu tangay main laga kar chalata tha, or tere bund main mirchain daal kar bhagata tha, i wonder if you r willing to file animal rights case through Ansar Burni.

    main tu tere oqaat dekh kar practical muft mashwara day raha tha, Mustafa kamal nay baree mehnat say road banaye hay, ab tu jagga jagga tatti karta phiray ya mootta rahay tu achee baat nahee hay, afterall I OWN KARACHI.

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