Night Ramadan Cricket



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  1. بستنی (wasiq) on August 23rd, 2010 @ 6:42 pm

    fly-over kay nichay itni safai….kya commander saab exile kar diay gaay….? lol
    Pakistan navy or PSF ko meri aur tammam KMB ki janib sey dili ramadan kareem….

    @prait atma saab….mein ney toh karlia…ab aap bhi number bard walo…


  2. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 23rd, 2010 @ 7:25 pm

    @ wasiq.

    hmmm…yaar…frankly doenst look like a authentic Raja van gosh picutre to me…more of an immitation.

    pic # 2 seems like taken at either sailani welfare of sailab relif camp….rest of em shows the current situation..after ANP killing…all markets are closed.

    aisa lag raaha hai saray ghunday marekt bund kerwana ke liye danday aur wattay la ke road pe kharay hain.

    oyeee bund ker oyee…dukan bund kar…pata nahee hamara bai mara giya ayee….tum sab ko bi rozi kamanay nai de ga….anday dabal roti kal khareedna….balkay 4 din baad…abi 3 rooz ka soog ka tame horayla ayee


  3. بستنی (wasiq) on August 24th, 2010 @ 2:32 am

    khair yeah baat toh main believe nahein kar sakta….kay koi yeah market bandh karwa sakta hai….aap ney yeah gizri fly-over dekha hai…yeah iss lian banaya giya hai takay agar kabhi mujhey jaldi main sultan masjid jana ho toh sardak kay oper sey chala jaoun aur nichay waley disturb na houn….keun kay…german ss bhi unn log ko sahi nahein kar sakti…

    jahan tak original @raja jani ho ney ka sawal hai…toh as usual pic # 4 mulahiza ho….aik toh Mir saab ki ragoun (veins) main royal blood…ouper sey Ufone number…khas chand raat ki planning…zahir hai karachi kay halaat dekhtey huay mama ney chand raat ko tariq road janey sey mana kar deyna hai….issi lian raja jani jo dil kay bahut achay insaan hain…ki madad sey yeah ufone number ab tak sarey karachi toh kya sari dunia main phel chuka hai….ab na mir saab ko kahein janey ki zaroorat hai…na bachion ko….buss woh chand raat wali taiyari kar kay…MMS kar sakti hai….karachi bahut advance ho giya hai sir jee…aap hee na janey keun canada ki nada kay chakkar main ho….


  4. balma on August 24th, 2010 @ 8:57 am

    Fasiq-ul-din,
    First Allah Hafiz, then Ramzan Mubarak, now Ramzan Kareem? What is next? Ramadan? Allah-nakhwaastah, kahi’n dimaaghi effed-up-pun kaa shikaaar tou nahi’n ho gayae?
    If you don’t stop this allah hafiz / ramadan type non-sense, either move to Dubai metblog or….


  5. Prait-atma (unregistered) on August 24th, 2010 @ 10:41 am

    @ balma,

    ooo nai sir jee..dubai na bhejo..udhar ka ticket mehanga hai…..actually wasiq saien is waiting eagerly to move to Kabul metroblog ya jalalabad metroblog…..bcoz malakand metroblog to pani me beh giya……alalah ke faz-u-karam say


  6. Prait-atma (unregistered) on August 24th, 2010 @ 10:44 am

    @ wasiq,

    yes sir, have used the flyover which no doubt is a reflief now, when i have to go to khada market, i dont have to go thru zamazama’s machli mandi when i dont need to.

    as fo rit being a fake, i said coz raja mostly capture rich bright colors and bubling life….per yeh wali picx tu mujahay kisi zombie movie ke urban decay ki pix lag rahi hain


  7. بستنی (wasiq) on August 24th, 2010 @ 11:53 am

    is there a similar flyover anywhere in the city that fly s over the road to save time and fuel….? or is it one of a kind…


  8. بستنی (wasiq) on August 24th, 2010 @ 11:57 am

    @balma jee….sussriyakal ! I’d love to go to dubai metblogs….but you have to know very good russian to survive there….lol


  9. بستنی (wasiq) on August 24th, 2010 @ 12:00 pm

    @prait-atma….sir I promised my aunt from canada last year that I’ll move to waziristan after the pakistani flag is restored there….I am so desperately thinking of an excuse for not going….please help…


  10. Ahsan (unregistered) on August 24th, 2010 @ 3:01 pm

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  11. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 24th, 2010 @ 4:11 pm

    @ wasiq.

    ahsan ko jawab aap ko denay doon ya balma jee ke hawalay ker doon….maera tu aaj roza hai….lol

    as for waziristan….aap mujhay “udhaar kashmir ki azadi tak band hai” say mutasir lagtay hain.

    how about…pathano jub tak homo hain me nai jaon ga……pakistani jub tak muslaman nai hu jatay, maulvi jab tak jhoot nai chor detay…..and like that….abi tu meray ko rozja lag ra la hai….have to run….sherton me parking mila gi ke nai….salon ki parking itni choti hai aur sari chay qoum 10 feet ki gari lay ati hai


  12. بستنی (wasiq) on August 25th, 2010 @ 1:30 am

    wow …brilliant absolutely brilliant…sir jee…why didn’t I think of this…sheraton parking excuse….I know she has some really bad memories of sheraton…everybody who is anybody…has…plus visitors usually understand the parking and jam issues in karachi…you are a life saver sir jee…thanks…and even if this does not work …I’ll keep an italian designer beard in the pocket…the ones british use in afghanistan to scare the hell out of americans…..lol

    http://youtu.be/BZ6nPdzQyTk


  13. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 25th, 2010 @ 10:18 am

    nope sir jee…guess not any more…after what i experienced yesterday……parking was easy…easily acoomodated within shereton…..road cross ker ke kisi sunsaan gali me pathon ke rehmu karam pe chor ke..50 rupay de ka , coat pent me bhag bhag ker road cross ker ke jaan bacha ke hanmptay huway hotel me anay ki ab koi jaroorat nai..

    aab aap izaat ke sath a aur jaa saktay hain……

    same goes for KFC yesterday….salay AC tak hum ne open kerway…we were one of the three customer families there.

    hai kis ki nazar lag gai enjoyments ko…..


  14. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 25th, 2010 @ 10:21 am

    PS: sir jo link aap ne bheja…astragfurulah…kiy ayaad kerwa diya…

    yeh song jub jis zamanay me dekha tha usay us waqat fil-badhi yehi keh utha tha.

    ke abay is ki mumy ko tu kiya is ke kartoot tu poray muhallah ko pata hoon gay……

    herkaton-o-shakal-o-soorat-o-seerat-o-daban-o-nasheeb-o-faraz sab say kafi experienced lag rahi thin muhtarma


  15. بستنی (wasiq) on August 25th, 2010 @ 2:57 pm

    sir maybe you were there just two minutes after the bomb disposal gave clearance and left….lol
    btw iam so pleased to read this comment because you are proving my recent blog about “social outcasts” in the holy month of Ramadan …right..
    http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/08/social-outcast.html

    and please don’t tell me that while you were waiting for the waitress to bring your tray at KFC…you were on the blackberry or mobile checking kmb updates….because if you were than i’ll have to change the link with the one …woh kya hai…han “tu inlaws kay kaam sey giya….” lol

    Alhamdolillah i had a completely different and opposite experience than yours last night and the night before….multi national sponsors were following me everywhere….with all kinds of free offers….I had to take a rain check on most…lol
    http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/08/khatam-ay-quran.html


  16. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 26th, 2010 @ 4:37 am

    @ wasiq.

    “bomb”

    that was extacly that came tu mind when i came to valet to get me phatphati….” itna sanata kiyon hai bhai…kiya sasuroon tu bomb tu nai phar diya..as PC was very dim lit and emplty lookin…..khair i got to know it was city tenion but no bombs…lol

    waitress @ KFC

    yar tray hi mangwai thi na…kosna usay table pe khara ker ke lap dance kerwadiya tha…..ashtgfarullah…..wisay bi was not me type…..aur wsiay bi wo waitress nai waiter tha….aur emra dil, dil peshauri ko nai ker ra tha…..

    “blackberry ya mobile”
    sir aap ne BB ko mobile ke qabeelay say kharij kub kiya….?? wisay is ke use kernay wlaay kaertay tu aisay hi hain jsiay BB na hu giya iPAD hu giya…wiat till i ge my hands on a stupid loking pad myself….jub tak meray pass nai hai, the ones i used looked stupid to me..( jsiay kabi me hi kheta tha..kiya chutyapa hai 50,000 rupay ik do takay ke mobile me phonk du…adhi peti ka set jaib me lay ke ghomnay ke tention alag….but once u have it..u fall in love wid it….as the chips add goes..”teerha hai, per mera hai….lol

    KMB on BB

    aaaah…sir kiya zaman yaad ekrwa diya…since the stupid descion on bannign the websites, balck berry never recoivered form it…its web services and GPS positing are still suspended….i have to get me head out of wondow, loose all teh cooling, and ask some phaticher..” bhai ye C ik su bara kis taraf hai..shano bakery say tesri gali say right phir laloo pan shap se 4 ghar agay ruk ke jo larkay cricket khel rahay ian un say pooch likjiye ga ka master aslam ka ghar kon sa hai”

    so i have to use teh phaticer awami way after all……azad adliya ki jai hu


  17. بستنی (wasiq) on August 26th, 2010 @ 4:55 pm

    aap ki azad adliya ney aik toh mera facebook account nahein restore karaya…ouper sey kal sham sey…StarPlus ,star one aur colors…block kar diya hai….ammi aur sub ghar waley ita gussa hai….kay buss…pata nahein today iftar bhi miley ga ya nahein….ammi toh ankh hee nahein khool rahe hain….bagheir dekhey jawab dey rahe hain….lol
    first september ko cable wala jab bill ley kay aay ga na jab maza aaie ga….Naraay haideri…Ya Ali!


  18. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 27th, 2010 @ 11:59 am

    @ wasiq.

    sar, azad adila ne mera black berry nai khola abi..account tu a jai ga balck bery doabra nai aye ga..:D

    yeh nara me bi laga loon agar iman ali sath baithi hoi hu


  19. aktzeichnen (unregistered) on August 27th, 2010 @ 2:17 pm

    “I feel the same way about night Ramadan Cricket matches as I do about herpes.”


  20. Prait-atma (unregistered) on August 27th, 2010 @ 6:11 pm

    you luv em both eh…!!!


  21. بستنی (wasiq) on August 28th, 2010 @ 3:27 am

    @prait-atma saab….sir aik waqat tha jab iman sey cable waley main itni taseer thi…abb toh jab sey woh oman tallo hua hai…buss kuch na ponchein…taravee sey ley kar yeah waqat ho giya hai….serial after serial….last 24 hours kay teen channals kay hindi soaps …abhi ammi ko net pey dikha kay….aab free hua houn….yeah bhi bhool giya kay blog main kya likhna tha…


  22. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 28th, 2010 @ 11:02 am

    @ wasiq.

    sir jaisya insaan faka masti me ishq ki masti aur apni hasti bhool jata hai..ap tu sirf blog bhollay hian


  23. بستنی (wasiq) on August 28th, 2010 @ 3:14 pm

    nahein sir yeah baat nahein hai…tv pey jo sleeveless,backless,bagalless hindian blouse hum 10-15 feets away sey dekhtey hain…net pey wohi less than 2feets sey…..shukar mamoo ney laptop,ipad nahein bheja warna…aur bhi kareeb hojata….
    http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/08/some-entertainment-channels-blocked.html


  24. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 28th, 2010 @ 6:18 pm

    sir TV wali bechari, net wali jeedar bahadur kisam ki bachiyon ke agay tu niri darpook shaarafat aur hiyaa ka peekar maloom perti hain.

    jitni deer pe tv wali barish ka ik song khatam kerti hai…net wali utni deer me dunya hila chuki hoti hai….


  25. بستنی (wasiq) on August 28th, 2010 @ 11:48 pm

    arey sir what is this ….you are still here …comparing the net wali with tv wali ….you should be out there protesting at the press club or burning tires somewhere on the streets…..your favorite madeni channel….on cable…was also shut down with my mothers starplus,star one and other entertainment tv channels….haven’t you noticed yet…??????????????????????????? lol

    ps:yeah cable wala bhi na….itna complicated match chal raha tha lords main aur is @#$%^&*() ney APNA channel laga diya…..can somebody tell me kay yeah punjab police ka encounter specialist supari kab aur kahan receive karta hai….please mention the ramadan times only…..thankyou !lol


  26. بستنی (wasiq) on August 29th, 2010 @ 3:26 pm

    asking too much…iss ka maltbal hai kaam tujh sey hain hoga..theek…tame tame ki baat hai….darkhshan waley toh yeah kam free main kardein…per woh pheir farangi khana bhi khilatey hain…akh tho ! lol


  27. بستنی (wasiq) on August 29th, 2010 @ 3:29 pm

    disclaimer: what ever happened with Pakistan Cricket is shameful especially at a desperate time like this…
    http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/08/bookie-caught-more-disgrace-for-pak.html


  28. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 29th, 2010 @ 6:28 pm

    sir ji me ne suna hai ramadan ke ba barkat mahinay me saray sharangezi walay aur kharafat aur fahashi pehlanay walay chanels bund ker diye hain.

    our of these 3 ctagories….stra plus n sony tu aram say samajh a giya..althouhg im in a fix ke madni chanel ko kahan fit karoon….sexy ya kharafat ya shar angezi.

    koi life line nahee hai…caal a girl friend aap rooz use ker ker ke khatam ekr chukay…50 50 ke bajai sain ka rate 100 % hai….aur adla badli islam me wo bi ramadan me mana hai…


  29. بستنی (wasiq) on August 30th, 2010 @ 2:57 am

    http://www.pemra.gov.pk/authority.html

    sir with all due respect…these are the wonderful people who do not want you to make me watch the madeni channel….they must have seen your comments here in which you tried to influence me…repeatedly to watch the above said channel…they have a very cool web site…with phone # email and also a complaint and suggestion form….feel free to ask them anything….
    Btw it seems that your information is not accurate about the sharangaez or sexy channels…..PEMRA has only acted like police who asks a licence from every couple they see on the public places like a seaview or bin qassim park etc….don’t know why it is taking so long to restore the channels …maybe the cable guy does not have a Rs 100 ka chutta …sirf eidi ka chakkur hai…Allah Maaf karey Musharruf aur Pakistan Army ko…


  30. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 30th, 2010 @ 1:01 pm

    @ wasiq.

    sir the only ones i try to exert influnce are under 17 yrs of age, and mostly of the female types….aap allah ke fazal say na 17 ke hain na female type…to befiker rahiye..hamray influnce se bachay huway hain….:)

    as for the bhatta….i m unbale to digest, as madni channel are loaded with cash generated form chandda / nazrana / fitrana/ shabana/mastana etc etc……..i heard they orderd latest white drapes for themselves from DOLCE & GABBANA and their hand bags wud be form PRADA…..aap zara baju walay say check tu kijiye ga…


  31. بستنی (wasiq) on August 30th, 2010 @ 3:27 pm

    aik dam ghayab….white screen display….I hate nokia !thankyou !lol

    @prait-atma saab….sir with all due respect…its to late now….the prosicushion rests….yeah toh aik dam direct mamla hai…..Pemra ney suo moto action liya hai…after reading your comments …lmao…

    han yeahi baat toh merey samjh mein nahein aa rahe….agar bhattey ya chuttay ka problem tha toh Qtv toh kabhi bandh nahein hona chahiyeah tha….woh toh aik transperent box rakhtey hain….apni shops pey….aap ney dekha hoga with greed some time…lol
    waisey licence fees bhi koi ziyada nahein hai….
    http://www.pemra.gov.pk/cabletv.html
    cable wala ka income toh millions main hota hai….aur yeah kaisey ho giya kay sub cable waley not just one or two…were operating these channels without licence….strange ..han na…!
    Army is working on a plan….they shut down only the channels that were being watched…so the people could be force to watch the propaganda channels…..which are only showing how to make money in britain….lots of money…..lol
    yaar is dafa toh saein ko bhi pechay reh gaay…..@#$%^& main…shabash cricket team ….yeah huie na baat…


  32. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on August 31st, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

    @ wasiq

    sir, intehai bawasook zarai say maloom huwa hai ke babar awan , zardari sab aur lateef khoosa cricket team join kernay lagay hain…bcoz agaly election me tu in ki daal galni nai hai..

    cricket me bhi BB ki photo pitch per rakh ke batting karin gay…aru batmens out na huwa tu jilaay pitch per hamla ker dian gay….aur battign em umire ne out dioya tu jamhoriayt ko khatra hu jai ga


  33. بستنی (wasiq) on September 2nd, 2010 @ 4:59 pm

    Pemra ko eid mubarak !…


  34. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on September 2nd, 2010 @ 7:39 pm

    sir yeh kehnay ke baad aap ne jo side me peek hi thoki thi na…ya munh me sarcasam ziayda hu giy atha..??


  35. بستنی (wasiq) on September 3rd, 2010 @ 12:29 am

    nahein sir aise koi baat nahein…it was a very honest from the bottom …greeting….waisey bhi kaha suna maaf karney karaney kay time pey toh flood ka pani guzar giya….ab toh jo karein gay gurdwara waley BaBa je hee karein gay….toh main ney soncha iss pehley kay koi aur sonch ley….eid greetings toh starplus waley bhi detey hain….Pemra waley toh dekhein gay nahein….kya faraq perdhta hai….


  36. prait-atma (unregistered) on September 3rd, 2010 @ 11:39 pm

    zordori ji ki kirpa say..ab tu aisa lagta hai aap ki kalpanaiyin ke dharay, pawitaar ashnaan ker ke ujlay ujlay hu gai hian..parantu….balama ji pe baba jee ka asar kiyo nai hota…..hum ne tu yeh bi suna hai balma ji baba je ko “gubaray” istemaal kerna ka “faida” bata rahay thay.

    hey raam…kiya kalyug a giya hai


  37. بستنی (wasiq) on September 4th, 2010 @ 3:28 am

    sir you know our dear balma jee how intelligent and smart he is….cunning I must say….iss tarhan woh BaBa jee kay kareeb aney ki koshish karahey houn gay…ta kay BaBa jee se hum log ka aney wala bhawishay maloom kar kay….hum pey roub jhard sakein…..lol
    per mera khayal hai kay iss ka koi faida nahein hai….keun ki BaBa jee ki jis pey nazar hoti hai uss ka Bhawishay toh koi bhi bata sakta hai kay acha ho ga….uss kay tamam assambhav kaam khud ba khud ho te jaein gay….


  38. Prait-atma (unregistered) on September 4th, 2010 @ 8:15 pm

    sir dats what i fear….kuch jiyada hi kareeb na a jain..bcoz kcuh dooriyaan rehni bi chainyeen na…..mujhay balma ji se jiyada aap ke gurdawaray ke baba ji ki ijjat ki fiker hurayli thi.


  39. بستنی (wasiq) on September 5th, 2010 @ 12:18 am

    sir gurdwarey waley BaBa jee ki ijjat ko koi khatra nahein hosakta….keun ki abhi tak …angreezoun kay Hawkins aur KD sarkar kay Dawkins ney apney wet dreams main unn kay mutaalik sonchna shuru hee nahein kiya hai….lol


  40. Prait-atma (unregistered) on September 5th, 2010 @ 11:51 pm

    oh i see….phelay mera shak dosri taraf giya tha….ke, jaisay apni zamzama wali item log ko apni ijaat ka koi khatra mehsoos nai hota…..khtara hota hai tu bus ik, ke yeh sala customer tip deway ga k enai…aur sala police wala is me sya bi cut tu nai managay ga na….

    tu kaheen gurdawaray walay baba ji bhi isis wajah say ijat proff tu nai…


  41. بستنی (wasiq) on September 6th, 2010 @ 2:57 am

    yesterday I watched a sci-fi movie on HBO sehri transmission…just like this….robot ki bachi ko ijaat ki koi perwa hee nahein thi…tip ki jaga barter system chal reha tha….akhir tak pata nahein chala kay us ko pata kaisey chala….inventor toh bahut bhola banda tha…uss bey cha rey ko toh gender difference tak nahein pata tha….lol


  42. Prait-atma (unregistered) on September 6th, 2010 @ 7:52 am

    lol…first i throught it was brasil, then i thouight might be metropolitan…..but somethings were not in those…kosni film thi sir jee…national geographich ya animal plaent tu nai dekh rahay thay


  43. بستنی (wasiq) on September 6th, 2010 @ 1:53 pm

    lol…han needh main toh mein tha….itna bhi nahein kay HBO aur discovery main faraq na kar sakoun….aik dam terminator 2 copy thi…robot to lardki bana kay IBI ki team kay saath chips (lol) leney bheja tha orangi town ya layari….chips walay ney dekhtey he chips bachey ki ball main chupa diya aur khud suicide kar le….robot mission abort kar kay IBI defect kar kay ball waley bachay ko motor bike pey ghuma ney lagi….film ka naam nikal giya tha…known actor koi tha nahein…..akhir sey pheley neendh aa gaie…iss lian next re run pey maloom ho ga….


  44. Prait-atma (unregistered) on September 8th, 2010 @ 7:38 am

    hmmm..sir aap neend me na sahee…per yeh sotry parh ke mujhay lagta hai writer jaroor neend me,,balkay most probably nashay me tha…..kiya ajeeb o gareeb wahiyaat story hai…..is se behtar sotry tu porno gonzo movies ki hoti hai……teen line ki story 2 line hero ke bolnay ki aur sirf ik line heriod ki….per kafi khauf-e-khuda hota hia un me…jab dekho OH GOD hi bolay ja rahi hoti hian……lol


  45. بستنی (wasiq) on September 8th, 2010 @ 1:54 pm

    I have also started using a lot of Oh God in my tweets and blogs….had no idea iam getting it subconsciously from them….lol

    http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/09/oh-god-you-need-to-wipe-pak-army.html


  46. Prait-atma (unregistered) on September 9th, 2010 @ 11:26 am

    sir aap bhi na..insanoo ko choor ker apnay uncle manto wali herkateen ekrnay lagay…ab woh theray writer kabeelay ke log…kahan writers kahan blogers.

    yeh inspirations yahen tak rok lijiyee…bcoz jis sarak pe aap dor rahay hain yeh wrtiers baradari tu sharab, kabab, najaiz auladon, mirasiyon, kanjriyon, naikaon , aur kothon se bahar nikaltayu hi nahee…sali her novel ka plot kiya sub plot bhi inhi ke beech hota tha.

    60s n 70s ki sexually furstrated genertaion ko mazee dbarbad kerna ka zimma inhi ka hai…( including zia’s sexually opressive draconian laws aswell)


  47. بستنی (wasiq) on September 9th, 2010 @ 2:56 pm

    sir don’t you worry from now on I will keep a very strict check and balance upon my doings….and even take advise from more experienced seniors….
    http://wasiq1.blogspot.com/2010/09/dear-wasiq1.html


  48. Prait-atma (unregistered) on September 10th, 2010 @ 10:28 am

    sir, relax..aap us umer ki hisay say nikal chukay jahaan chaal chalaaan bigarnay ka andeesha hota hai…..aur meri age tu wo hai jahan me dosron ki chal chalaan ke bigarna ka zimadaar theraya jata hoon

    yeh mohtarma kaon hain….is jamanay me bi pen friendship



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