Shoe Crazy Pakistani Women

shoevsmen.jpgWOMEN WOMEN WOMEN !!! Whats wrong with you poeple, as Eid approaches you swarm all shoe stores of Karachi, lead us poor men in and out of hundreds of stores and after 3-4 hours of hunting have the nerve to turn around and say “Kuch Pasand Nahein Aya”. We do all the hard work negotiate the traffic, find the rare parking spot and then as we are getting out of the car for some rest – the lady of the house shows up. Fuming “Kiya ho giya hai is daffa – no good shoes” faithful husbands know when to shut up and follow orders, if you dare speak at this critical juncture – you would have committed the crime of the century.

Poor men, if lucky to find a praking spot reach the store to be labelled persona non grata as each store has a huge sign which even a blind man could not miss claiming “MEN NOT ALLOWED” – OK we get the message quite clearly You Salves Are Not Allowed (snicker) [the store owner has the last laugh rubbing it into our tired wounds] A few more days to locate that magical shoe which needs to have naturally the right colour sorry the perfect colour, the perfect shape and it should somehow feel perfect (what does that mean!). All three characters should match to the ‘T’ otherwise the store gets a rude CYAL8R G8R. We salves are no where in the equation.

Stand up Men and Defend Yourself – sadly (Im still a chicken at that)

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9 Comments so far

  1. Anathema (unregistered) on October 29th, 2005 @ 3:53 pm

    i can never shop with men around :s i fail to understand why must men go shopping when women have to buy their stuff. I am so proud my dad was nevcer insterested in driving me around for my shopping. its so pukey watching women ask “yeh kaisa lag raha hai?” or men saying “tum yeh lo.”. puke. women: have your own mind! drive on yourmind! men have a tough life as it is.

  2. huma (unregistered) on October 29th, 2005 @ 4:54 pm

    oh oh, and men who say: ‘yeh print liya tau mere saamne na pehan na’, right in the middle of a crowded lawn exhibition.

  3. Ramla A. (unregistered) on October 29th, 2005 @ 6:09 pm

    Hahaha. Dr. Saab, you’ve touched a nerve there!

  4. Anathema (unregistered) on October 29th, 2005 @ 6:16 pm

    not really. im all for TM. I pity th men who have o druive the delicate darling whiny Bs around for their dressing up. Why cant a woman just grab a cab, void th traffic jam, gind something decent adn com back? why drag the poor hubby who slvaes at his office desk all day, sleepily and come home to dragthe family for shopping? as it is his pocket is getting dented

  5. sinner (unregistered) on October 29th, 2005 @ 6:31 pm

    lol man teeth maestero, that was really funny and so bloody true too!…

  6. sasha (unregistered) on October 29th, 2005 @ 7:30 pm

    why can’t men spell?

  7. Teymour (unregistered) on October 30th, 2005 @ 9:49 pm

    since we are passing sweeping generalization here, here’s one from me:

    why can’t women make up their minds?

  8. Teymour (unregistered) on October 30th, 2005 @ 9:49 pm

    since we are passing sweeping generalizations here, here’s one from me:

    why can’t women make up their minds?

  9. mohummed` (unregistered) on October 31st, 2005 @ 11:27 am

    Its not a big deal if our mistresses drag us to every shopping centre of the city just to select a nice pair of shoes. If u love ur wife u can do anything 4 her.
    Last year , my cousin told me that his wife dragged him all over the city. from hyderi to tariq road to dolmen to forum to park towers to zamzama . all the way long he pumped petrol of Rs.500 & lastly my bhabi jan selected a ” kaula puri” for Rs. 150 only :):):):) According to my cousin that pair of shoes cost him Rs. 650 :):):):)
    If I have a lovely wife & she wakes me up in 2 o clock in the night asking me to take her for shopping , I will not even hesitate to do so.:):):):)

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