You Know You’re Paki When… (Part 1)

I just came across this set of quotes titled “You know you’re a Paki When….“. It is possible that you may have already read these but it sure is hilarious and worth sharing with everyone. Due to a large set of quotations, I have selected to make a post of 10 quotes a day for a few days so that everyone can enjoy reading them. If you are found guilty with atleast 7/10 questions – Congratulations you are a Pakistani

• You know you’re a paki when atleast 25% of your family is settled in the states or UK
• You know you’re a paki when you only go to the mosque on Fridays
• You know you’re a paki when you pray during your exams
• You know you’re a paki when you’re most likely to get married to your first cousin
• You know you’re a paki when you know atleast 29 doctors and 30 engineers in your family
• You know you’re a paki when your parents are never satisfied with your grades
• You know you’re a paki when you’ve never touched your girl friend and love her to death
• You know you’re a paki when you think of marrying each time you talk to a member of the opposite sex.
• You know you’re a paki when you have a toyota or a suzuki
• You know you’re a paki when you hate paki music and love western music

19 Comments so far

  1. nida malik (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 12:55 am

    its great… TM… if u have more quotes then send them too.. !send them in orkut too..:)


  2. Jon (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 1:01 am

    Oooh, there’s another great “you know you are” series which has a “you know you’re Indian” version which is quite like Pakistan.

    http://www.blogthings.com/wherefrom.html


  3. Adnan (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 1:31 am

    well ya 6 matched with me !!!
    waiting for the next 10


  4. Dubai Crawler (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 2:02 am

    Doc Sahib,

    I disagree with last one. Paki music RULES !!!!!

    waiting for next 10………


  5. Alam (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 3:13 am

    Two true for me, and I am paki

    1. atleast 25% of your family is settled in the states or UK

    2. when you hate paki music and love western music


  6. Imran (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 7:07 am

    I found this particular one to be HILARIOUS !!!!!! :

    • You know you’re a paki when you’ve never touched your girl friend and love her to death

    So true,,,,, so true…..!!!


  7. Arsalaan Haleem (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 7:29 am

    I am INDEED a PAKI…..I can very well relate to the seven out of ten quotes.


  8. Inspirex (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 8:31 am

    ok..i might seem like the odd one here, but i can relate to only the toyota/suzuki wala quote. Does that mean im not a Pakistani??
    :S


  9. Tariq (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 9:05 am

    Well… here’s another along the same lines.

    Top Ten Ways To Tell That You’re A Jaded Desi:

    10. You don’t give money to a beggar until he has at least three missing limbs

    9. You think that beggars who tap their stubs on your window are being inconsiderate

    8. You dismiss second degree burns as not being a good enough reason to beg

    7. You don’t notice garbage any more

    6. Child labour does not bother you

    5. Pictures of dead people in newspapers do not bother you

    4. The normal reaction to seeing an accident is to speed away

    3. Omar Sharif’s humour stops offending you

    2. You think there is nothing wrong with the word “servant”

    1. You think that women get raped because they want to move to Canada


  10. Teeth Maestro (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 11:06 am

    Good set Tariq – so true


  11. zain (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 3:27 pm

    Teeth man!!!!! Amazing……….


  12. Anon (unregistered) on January 26th, 2006 @ 6:05 pm

    I think that the term ‘Paki’ is derogatory. having said that, I will add some from my own observations:
    You know you are a Pakistani when:
    1. You must have soda with every meal.
    2. You cannot speak a complete sentence in Urdu without interjecting English words.
    3. You talk about food – a lot.
    4. You over-promise and under-deliver.
    5. Your conversations are full of names.
    6. You bring religion into everything.
    7. You cannot spell or punctuate properly.
    8. You have a love-hate relationship with USA.
    9. When answering the phone, even in a business environment, you do not identify yourself.
    10.You like really wussy pop music.


  13. Adnan (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 12:58 am

    too good ANON
    agree with all of those except for the 10th one


  14. Adnan Siddiqi (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 1:02 am

    You know you’re a paki when you’ve never touched your girl friend and love her to death

    hahaa,Imran damn right bro,you should have added further that and then attend her wedding and buy gift since you want to tell world that you have a big heart


  15. wasiq (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 3:52 am

    What’s love got to do with it…….

    Everybody is innocent until proven…


  16. Neoxeekhrobe (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 4:21 am

    I just scored 3 out of 10.

    Does that makes me an Indian?


  17. Arfeen (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 7:06 pm

    Well said. Living outside pakistan let me share one nugget from my wisdom:
    * You know you’re a paki when you always talk about your past days in pakistan.


  18. moiz kazmi (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 3:43 am

    i scored 2 of 10 !!
    i must be a Jew thn !! :P


  19. Justinian (unregistered) on March 3rd, 2006 @ 4:16 am

    gjipoea lehinbp



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