You Know You’re Paki When… (Part 2)

In continuation of the You Know You’re a Paki When…. (Part 1) series. I now present you the next set. If you find yourself guilty of 7/10 questions congratuations on being a Pakistani.

• You know you’re a paki when you go to the closest hairdresser and he wont give you a shave cause of your credit
• You know you’re a paki when you would get your sleepers (chapals) stitched every 2 years
• You know you’re a paki when your socks are stitched from atleast two spots
• You know you’re a paki when you either belong to a family of 4+ kids or have 4+ kids yourself
• You know you’re a paki when the women in your house go to all the weirdest prayer sessions
• You know you’re a paki when you are shy to see mom and dad kiss
• You know you’re a paki when you don’t like a girl because she’s too hot for you
• You know you’re a paki when you love watching girls at the local mall
• You know you’re a paki when your favourite sport is cricket
• You know you’re a paki when the first job you get is through you’re dads reference.

13 Comments so far

  1. Jon (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 5:49 am

    lol Teeth, shouldn’t it be “you know you’re a straight male paki” with all the cricket & girl-watching references.


  2. Anonymous (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 6:35 am

    Just to continue with the success of your first post, you’ve put some really weird ones. Joke/Satire is one thing and disgracing your own people just for the fun of it, is another. 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, 8. It’s pretty bad if someone doesn’t get your pun (which is missing anyway). Filtering is option you have.


  3. Anon (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 7:50 am

    And that proves one of my 10 – for some reason, Pakistanis can’t spell or punctuate – e.g. it should be your dad’s , not you’re dads in the last one. The language is somewhat bizarre in all of these.


  4. Anon (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 8:45 am

    Very lame. This place has gone down the drain with retarded posts like this. TM you should have done better than this crap.


  5. Teeth Maestro (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 12:17 pm

    Lets try better next time ;)

    Out of simple intrigue ‘why do u remain anonymous?’ I feel if you have any critism it should be offered boldly and not hidden behind an anonymous title.

    But I might agree with you on a few errors… as I said ill try and make the third post more interesting… point well taken


  6. Anon (unregistered) on January 27th, 2006 @ 6:37 pm

    Good attitude TM. To set the record straight and satisfy your curiosity, I only posted the middle comment, I always post under Anon so I consider that to be my established identity here:) Even if I did sign with my real name, you would not know me from Adam (or Eve);)


  7. moiz kazmi (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 3:56 am

    i got none this time !!!!!
    m a full gora :D


  8. Noman (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 9:47 am

    TM that was not funny at all for “me”. Not because it disgraced Pakistanis (I love to laugh on myself) but it was just senseless. Any how we all have different taste and different class. One more thing, in some parts of Europe “Paki” is treated as racist term and in UK you might get sue for that.


  9. sinner (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 11:14 am

    paki is an insulting and derogatory term…it’s not even funny…it’s a shame that educated people like u teeth maestro think that such one-liners are actually funny…if this post had been from a gora or a foriegner, it would hav made more sense, coz they do look down upon us…by sayin all that u just have degraded ur ownself and ur people….


  10. faisal (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 12:14 pm

    Just can’t help myself from jumping in the fray here…….

    does’nt anyone have a friggin’ sense of humor here?

    everyone is so quick to judge and get all high and mighty and holier than thou.

    teeth maestro, it was an amusing post. If one cannot laugh at oneself, then……


  11. Arsalaan Haleem (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 1:35 pm

    This time it is three out of ten for me…that makes it ten out of twenty (seven last time), so that makes me what certified Paki.


  12. Arsalaan Haleem (unregistered) on January 28th, 2006 @ 1:38 pm

    This time it is three out of ten for me…that makes it ten out of twenty (seven last time), so that makes me what certified Paki.


  13. Inspirex (unregistered) on January 29th, 2006 @ 12:29 am

    score 0!!!
    im so bad at being Pakistani!!!
    :P



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