Desi aunties getting dangerous!!

Some people in this world are just plain crazy. Take this case for example. Last nite, i received a call from a friend about her car being taken away by the police. It was at a thana, and she wanted to know if i could get it out for her. The matter was too heated then.. and i couldnt.

Background info on friend: She has a new corolla, runs her own business, and looks rich.

Background info on incident: Near XXX shopping mall, her car scratched another car (a beat-up cultus) being driven by a aunty. The aunty got out and a war of words ensued. For the scratch, the aunty insisted that they take the matter to the police! (when i was told this.. i was like wtf?). My friend obviously disagreed, started her car, and took off.

Now comes the interesting part… the aunty actually TRACED her address from her car (even though its leased and registered in the bank’s name). Registered an ‘attempted murder’ FIR against her, citing that my friend “rammed” her car five to six times into hers, almost destroying it, and tried to kill her. (A point to note here is, even though the corolla was smashed into the other car five/six times, it only has a scratch on it). The police came and took my friends car away, and now the case has gone into the courts.

Guess what the aunty’s demands are…? Get my car completely repaired (price tag: >60k), or goto jail.

Update: Changed the title, thanks to Extiincts comment

46 Comments so far

  1. IllusionFS (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:12 am

    WTF? is the police too retarded and blind to see that when you ram a car into another car.. for 4-5 times.. the front of the car to be rammed from will be squashed as well.. maniacs.

    sorry to your friend.


  2. xamran (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:33 am

    dude u are definitely hiding details because if it was to be a mere scratch then ur “friend” wont just run off and one “aunty” does not i repeat does not have the intellectual capability to trace a license plate ……..


  3. Jumana (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:36 am

    well, Illusion..didnt u read the dawn paper? it has stated that there were millions of mentally disturbed ppl in the city…Im not surprised if that “aunty” is one of them.

    Mansoor, since your friend is aldy accused of attempted murder, why dont she just finish the job? that woman is totally unreasonable!!!


  4. Foize (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:49 am

    All I would want to say is that I’m amazed to see what lenghts ppl go to satisfy their ego…Nonetheless, my sympathies for your friend


  5. Bamboo Guy (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:49 am

    Aunty needs a big bamboo.. lol… Tell your friend thora sadqa dey diya karo….


  6. Haseeb A (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:53 am

    I have heard it with influential guys but this aunty must be amazing. kissi ki mistress to nahi?
    anways, your friend would have refused to pay for the scratch hence aunty takin this step to show her bharam. and the police are not blind, they just follow orders…..


  7. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 10:08 am

    foize: what lenghts ppl go to satisfy their ego i suspect that it is an ego thing as well. As for being influential.. the other aunty is.. when i got to the station, the officer there rattled off a list of names (military, politicians, senior policeman) who had taken an ‘interest’ in the case :S


  8. Salman Sheikh (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 10:12 am

    rule # 1 when you hit some one settle the issue then and there don’t just drive off or run away…. secondly it seems the aunty had some friends in police thats why she insisted to take matter to police.. otherwise these days even when your car is snatched or stolen then they(police) are reluctant to register a case that easily…..

    solution- fight the case in court….


  9. Kashif-x (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 10:14 am

    Well i guess its better to settle then and there instead of driving off, you never know who the other freak is in the other car.

    I hope the ‘Aunty’ is not that sort of aunty you find running dubious beauty parlours and you know what they supply.


  10. Poo Poo Head (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 10:40 am

    I am loving it. I like that aunty by the way. First of all if it were just a scratch , she would not have demanded 60K. Even if we assume that aunty has got some issues then even it was your friend’s mistake not to settle and run away. She is driving corolla and is young so she thought she could just walked off of old aunt and lil cultus :-).

    Any how best advice is to put some people in between and get it settled or play gamble “Okay take 60K but within 10 days , you would pay the price. I guess you love your kids. If I am drowning , I would take you with me” . I guess I would just leave 60K if some one blackmails me for my kids especially in Khi. Yah I love my kids if you are surprised.


  11. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:23 am

    salman and kashif: i agree actually.. the case should’ve been settled then n there.. this was the mistake my friend made… n she’s reluctant to go2 the police :S

    pph: the cultus in question was already battered up :p the aunty is taking this as an excuse to get her car fixed up :S

    on the other hand, giving into blackmail is your solution?? i hope no one reads this comment and finds out who you are.. you may find yourself in a spot of trouble there dude!


  12. umar (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:30 am

    how long did it take from the accident to the point when the police took her car?


  13. Fa shizzle wizzle (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:37 am

    your friend is in deep shit. i think she should rather repair that cultus instead of fighting it out in the court. you know how our justice system works, this thing could go on forever!


  14. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:46 am

    umar: around 3 days :S dats how long it took the aunty to trace the car…..

    fa shizzle: i agree, she *is* in deep shit! damn egoistic aunty :@


  15. MB (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 12:41 pm

    Can you give us the contact info of that aunty Mansoor. I would love to have an interview with her.


  16. Kashif-x (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 12:41 pm

    I actually agree with PPH on this one, your friend is the one who sped off, now i guess she has to pay, even tho the sum sounds ransom.

    You know these “Aunties” have connections in the right place (they serve the corrupted kind).


  17. Kashif-x (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 12:43 pm

    @ MB: i would suggest you stay away from the Aunty ;)


  18. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 12:56 pm

    MB: i agree with kashif.. stay away :p i’ve distanced myself too from this whole fiasco!


  19. Jamash (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 1:02 pm

    Tomorrow is a strike, pay a someone a few thousand and he will set the bloody Cultus ablaze :P…..
    On a more serious note, I think the said aunty has some contacts in police, if she would have been influential she wouldn’t have pulled up such a stunt, Involve some minister or any parliamentarian you know, and make the issue Public .. Also you can file a case against the said aunty for defamation and clime the damages .. :)


  20. ny (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 1:21 pm

    use teh same police to make counter claims on aunty…make up a story…get couple of mullahs together and tell them to decree that she uttered something blasphemous…ater all in this country no woman can stand against a man’s word, esp if that were to be a mulllahs with ‘blasphemy’ stamp in his hand…
    btw, this is all too funny!!!!
    karachi, i love u 2!!!!


  21. Extiinct (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 1:33 pm

    Desi aunties getting dangerous!!! Lol.
    In the good old days they just used to be annoying and occasionally vindictive.


  22. Kashif-x (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 1:33 pm

    Wow guys, you have some nasty ideas up your freakin heads !
    I guess thats the reason every immigration officers in every country give us an extra 2 hours of thier precious time ;)


  23. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 2:55 pm

    jamash & ny: HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

    extiinct: LoL @ the line :p I should’ve used that as the title… no wait… i think i will :D


  24. Adnan (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 3:32 pm

    Jamash afwah na pehlao.No strike tomorrow!


  25. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 3:41 pm

    adnan: your right, no strike on thurs. However, MMA has called for a strike on Friday in the city….


  26. yo yo (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 5:13 pm

    Use your mobile phone camera..to take pictures of such incidents on the spot. If your friend had one pic of a heatlhy furious aunty standing by her car the story was over. She would have had the proof that when she left the car was ok.

    I thinks thats why my dad tells me to stay in USA and donot bother comming back to PAK.


  27. Sa'ad (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 5:29 pm

    Ask your friend to say sorry and offer to get the car repaired herself i.e. the scratch. after all she did scratch it and then left. is your friend the infamous huma by any chance? :p


  28. Original-Anon (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 6:04 pm

    Your friend beasically did a ‘hit and run’ and now refuses to face up to the consequences; as if that was not bad enough, everybody here is abusing and questioning the morals of the ‘aunty’ (I assume an older woman) just because she is challenging the ‘friend of Mansoor’ – FOM. Think guys, if you were on the other side,if this FOM had hit you instead and run away, would you all be willing to let go easily?
    Also, think twice before you start heaping abuse and moral allegations on a woman (or man).


  29. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 6:11 pm

    yo yo: i think ur dad’s quite astute ;)

    sa’ad: nopes.. not huma :D

    org-anon: it was an ‘hit n run’, i agree. But the issue is, the aunty allegating that FOM attempted to murder her by REPEATEDLY bashing the corolla in the cultus, whereas there is no indication of the ‘repeated bashing’ on the corolla.


  30. IllusionFS (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 7:48 pm

    Yo Yo: Dont be afraid of aunties, your country needs you :P


  31. Jamash (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 8:33 pm

    What made me think we had a strike tomorrow? I bough a lot of Groceries, bread, medicine, ice cream, coke, chips, yogurt, milk, coffee and lots of cat food to celebrate the strike :( .. Ooh August has 31 Days so it will still be August tomorrow.


  32. UnholySaint (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:06 pm

    You know how you talk to an Italian wiseguy? Hire a Ukranian to talk for you!


  33. mansoor (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 9:42 pm

    illusion: lol!!!!!

    jamash & unholysaint: extra LoL!!!!


  34. yo yo (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:39 pm

    ILLUSION…thanks for the encouragement..Comming back is in my books ever since I left.


  35. Adnan (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:54 pm

    Shayed aunty aur police mili huwi ho?The best thing could be done to find aunt’s location and do some investigation from her neighbors about her activities.I heard about such aunties in Gulshan who trap young girls by various means.


    @MB:Beyta zyda phudko nahin ayse auntian boht khaternaak hoti hain.Tumhe bech bhe dein gi aur tumhe pata bhe nahi chalay ga aur phir kisi din Mansoor tumhe kisi car me dekhay ga aur forun ghar akar metroblog per post banaye ga.

    Abhi tumhe boht kuch karna hay…


  36. icedmocha (unregistered) on August 30th, 2006 @ 11:55 pm

    lovin the name. haha. yes they r dangerous nd armed! they like arranging uneccesary rishatz in their spare time 2..nd they just love bossin u abt!!


  37. mansoor (unregistered) on August 31st, 2006 @ 12:07 am

    and here we thought the most terror we have in our city comes from mullahs and mqm :p

    since mullahs n most mqm are men, it is reasonable to assume there must be some woman (aunty) or the other behind them since,

    behind every man’s success is a woman

    hence, biggest terror threat in the city = DESI AUNTIES!!!! :S


  38. Salman Sheikh (unregistered) on August 31st, 2006 @ 2:57 am

    police has been involved now so just deal with it the pakistani way… POLICE = corrupt so aunty is asking for 60 k try to settle the whole issue directly with police anywhere in between 600 to 6000 rs (bribe i.e.) …. That works..!


  39. wasiq (unregistered) on August 31st, 2006 @ 4:27 am

    Desi aunty does sound interesting but you know guys you cannot call-out this during a heated exchange of pleasentries in the street with a perfect stranger female it would sound so silly…
    also we all know that this is an American site but i have observed that most ppl here do not like the american figures of speech we use so commonly in our daily life among friends.so please give some of the words that are acceptable and can be used here while expressing anger,hurt or despair……


  40. K.A. (unregistered) on August 31st, 2006 @ 8:27 am

    Hell they are dangerous!!! I have recently had trouble with a lady at work who has fabricated a massive story involving me in it (not a sex scandal) and I am just lucky that I log all events in a logbook that has saved me. She has her ways of convincing the top management that she’s right. We all know what ways a lady can use considering the fact that our top management are ‘ladies’ men’.


  41. Poo Poo Head (unregistered) on August 31st, 2006 @ 8:42 am

    Masnoor I wonder if any one from aunt’s relative is reading this page. Your friend would be in big trouble. why don’t you just put police station and sho name here then lets see what we can do :-)


  42. wasiq (unregistered) on September 2nd, 2006 @ 4:47 am

    sorry wrong address:@ Thanks for the invite to your Blog.It is good i believe it is designed on the same principle as that of the wall-chalking unfortunately the *HITLER BOSS* finds out even if i delete the history files and cookies….he must have spying administrative tools installed that i don’t know off….pardon my french!


  43. BLACK (unregistered) on September 4th, 2006 @ 3:12 am

    MEIN TE honda HE LAI SAAN…….


  44. imran (unregistered) on September 4th, 2006 @ 3:26 am

    its all good , ,aunites gotta get their anger out as well,keep up the good work aunties. com’n dude hit n run is felony crime here , 5 to 10 years lock down..


  45. excuse me (unregistered) on September 5th, 2006 @ 2:06 am

    changaa !


  46. Acharya (unregistered) on September 12th, 2006 @ 4:00 pm

    Ya Its a good website



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