Weapons of Naak Distruction

Image003-x.jpg This F-16 is equipped with weapons of ‘naak‘ destruction and is often found cruising around Clifton, Sunset Boulevard and Korangi.

Question: Have you experienced anything that beats this out in competition?

40 Comments so far

  1. Ali Jafri (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 5:42 pm

    anything that beats this out in competition impossible yea but the F-14 that carries Chicken Waste i would rate it as 2nd best lol


  2. Zeba (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 6:30 pm

    Capri Cinema Rest room BEATS all, !

    recent experience when nature call of my little girl compelled to approach the rest room, have to turn around, and leave the theatre in between, It was like Khuda Kay Liyeay “rest rooms ko wash karwa deya karoo before every show”


  3. olde_tyme_karachite (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 7:04 pm

    Actually, yes I am experiencing something even worse, it’s the stench of Karachi rotting to the core with all the corruption. Sorry state of affairs for a once vibrant city, full of life. -OTK


  4. Ahmed (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 7:18 pm

    Thats the manhoos fish ke smell! I don’t know if there is a different route available or not.


  5. Balma (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 8:24 pm

    Bathrooms, toilets, and qabristaans are a good indicator of a nations culture and tehzeeb. Karachi fails big time.
    Most public places in Karachi have stinky bathrooms, including fancy malls of Karachi and toilets in almost all mosques. And it is hard to walk in a qabristan without stepping over a grave.

    Too many people, lack of basic reading and writing skills among most of the population of Karachi is the root cause. Increase minimum age for marriages to control bachaa production and ban cousin marriages to imporve the genetic lot of Pakistanis: two immediate solutions that come to mind….


  6. IUnknown (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 9:01 pm

    balma, why u always sound soooooooooooo stupid

    “Increase minimum age for marriages to control bachaa production and ban cousin marriages to imporve the genetic lot of Pakistanis: two immediate solutions that come to mind….”

    Please dont spit every where. u always talk sense less. wat bach production has to do with decline in progress?? the more talented ppl we have, the more fasfter we gona move ahead.

    I have bacha production is that bad thing, why in uk and germany, u get extra benefits once u get children????? why they encourage others ???

    U dont have brain. the final cure is make a suicide. dont do suicide boombing. the bomb will become impure, after touching ur body


  7. ALAM (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 10:16 pm

    @IUNKNOWN

    If I QueryInterface() ur pointer for IAnyIQ then I would get no interface found error. u r so dumb.

    BALMA is right. Fewer the children, better the quality. Germany, Russia, etc give benefits for more kids, because the population growth rate is less tahn 0. Got it?


  8. Jamal Shamsi (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 10:17 pm

    we stink as nation, why complaining of garbage truck moving through the city and perfuming the localities as they pass by.

    we as nation wash our dirty laundry in media, in the name of media freedom

    we are good at conducting trial of everyone., & media in return gives us what ?????? ZERO result.

    Media reports on public problems and basic issues are not so much highlighted or placed in primetime so that everyone know what general public is thinking, in prime time we are bombarded with soaps, interrupted by commercials, followed by poltical propaganda of people who no longer have any credibility be it anyone.,

    Shershah bridge collapse and its progress is in back scene, no discussions, no results are covered by media. media covered what they got paid for former absconder arrested at islamabad airport and whisked away making some bargain again. Followed by Sindh high court adjourning the case of may 12th, now it is about some single seat holder MNA who wished to disrupt traffic in karachi.

    why is that people DOES NOT demonstrate their power ONE controlling themselves instead of flexing muscle to create nuisance for thousands be it Karachi, Lahore, Attock, Peshawer, etc etc

    so please take it easy, unless WE as nation DO NOT stop to STINK, thy shaln’t be embarrassing complaints for garbage truck moving around as they please.


  9. KhiTorPit (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 10:52 pm

    @IUKNOWN, I am with you ….. 100% agree on “Balma, why u always sound soooooooooooo stupid”

    @Balma, whenever you say something about mosque, dont use the word “ALL” , I have seen your previous stupid comments too like “almost all the mosque are illegal in Khi”

    And FYI most of the ppl are not jahil in Khi, its just the lack of resources and funds. By the way you are not in Khi ? We should count you also in jahil, Or you think yourself too smart eh ?
    Why do you always go to toilets in all the mosques ? why dont you use your toilet at home? Seems like you are the one who is responsible for stinky toilets.


  10. Da-Man (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 11:06 pm

    Can we have an Urdu version of KHI blog, so we don’t force these people to write in pidgin english.


  11. br0ke (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 11:19 pm

    if u think this is bad then u havnt met my friend farhan whose pact is that he will bath when kashmir gets its freedom….


  12. Adnan Siddiqi (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 11:25 pm

    Alam, well the issue is that the methods boolean commonsense() and boolean Ismature() were not implemented in your IKhopri interface. The creator did made the interface but your dumbness didn’t give you time to implement those methods. :-). I am sure you know that interfaces are nothing if they are not implemented :-)


  13. ALAM (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 11:48 pm

    @PORK-NAAN (Siddiqi)

    if I mentioned IUnknown and QueryInterface() then only a dumb programmer would say ‘boolean method()’.

    The problem with ppl like u who learn some high level language (java, VB, c#) is that they think they can talk with Assembly and C++ programmers.


  14. Balma (unregistered) on September 12th, 2007 @ 11:53 pm

    Will you guys stop using computer code…..I am getting headache reading this and may have to stop posting on KMB! I can’t stand this computer language nonsense!


  15. ALAM (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 12:08 am
  16. Balma (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 12:18 am

    First, no one’s death cheers me up.

    Having said that, I hope Muezzins all over Karachi will take a hint and stop using microphones and loudspeakers to satiyaanaas my sukoon, especially when they do upto 5 or 6 azaans simultaneously, but phase-shited.

    Lastly, I object to Urdu newspapers use of terms of respect for every Tom, Dick, and Harry (airaa khairaa – nathoo khairaa) mulla. Why use terms like ‘oon’ instead of ‘oos’ and ‘app’ instead of ‘toom’ for a muezzin. Just because he is a muezzin, does not mean he deserves aap-janaab.
    Except, if the newspaper has a policy of using such aap-janaab for everyone including mazdoors and machhlee vaalaas.

    And, finally, really, I hate Urdu newspapers using ‘oon’ and ‘thay’ vs ‘oos’ and ‘thaa’ respectively, etc., when referring to Osama idiot. This brainwashes our people into believing that Osama is a respectable person or something.

    Thats all for now.


  17. Bastard (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 12:27 am

    Government should tax people higher for having more than 2 Bachas.

    I came to this world…okay but wait…wasn’t this supposed to be a blog on Naak distruction?


  18. Adnan Siddiqi (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 12:42 am

    Alam, 1st of all tht IqueryInterface stuff is purely Microsoft COM based not standardized. Secondly, read again what “I” wrote above than come and reply me. You might like to check MSDN again.


  19. KhiTorPit (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 12:58 am

    @Adnan, I wish I could do this.

    connect khitorpit/khitorpit@metblogs

    delete from kmb
    where upper(nickname) like ‘BALMA’
    and upper(comments) in (‘%MASJID%’,’%KARACHI%’,’%MULLA%’);
    commit;


  20. Balma (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 1:22 am

    Yes, Bastard, this post was on Naak destruction, but like every thing else in Karachi this is due to over population (related to bacha production), lack of education( related to over population), and lack of common sense (too many cousin marriages, over generations). You see the connection?


  21. Balma (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 1:36 am

    Vaisay, Bastard, aap nay mairay moonh kee baat chheen lee. This taxing on more than two is a great idea, except no one pays taxes in Pakistan. Hardly one percent of the population of PK pays direct tax.

    So, therefore, to take care of this population explosion problem, I have been thinking of another solution (in addition to ban on marriages before 25/30 for women/men). Token system and related Child Option Trading Market (COTM).

    Every time a copule gets married, hand them two tokens. In an educated society, this could be a piece of paper held by a brokerage house or something like that. But, in our illiterate society, we may need actual tokens or tickets.

    Now here is how it will work: Couples will need a token to have a child. No tken, no child or go to Jail. Couples will be able to buy and sell these tokens. So, if a couple has one child and can’t afford a second child but would like to make money, they could offer their 2nd token for sale. Highest payer will obviously win the token. This will let poors make money. On the other hand, only people who have extra money will be able to buy tokens in order to have more than two kids. That is OK. People who can afford this kind of money will be able to educate their children too. It is a win-win situation. For both couples and for the country. Now, if you guys promise to not use computer like language to communicate and irritate me, I invite proposals for improvements in this scheme, shall we call it Balma’s population control program….Basically, I have just proposed a market for options on babies…or something like that. Like computers, I am zero in Finance too.


  22. Bastard (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 2:15 am

    The token idea is BRILLIANT! It seriously makes sense. I wish it was there when I was brought into this world so I would not have been abandoned like this.

    I have got good offers from local groups that will provide me with food, shelter and an alternative means of income. It is quite attractive given that my financial situation is not so good right now. I wonder what ‘alternative’ means of income they will offer me. I wonder. I don’t think I have a choice.

    Back to Naak distruction, I hate that fishy smell myself. It stinks up my basti too but what can I do?

    I must go, my bhatta collector is here and since I have no money, he is going to use up 20% of my hours that I bought at this cyber cafe


  23. ALAM (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 2:18 am

    BALMA

    I like ur proposal, but i am not sure if it works in situations like this:

    Poor ppl want to have as many kids as Allah Mian wants, and rich ppl r happy with just 1 or 2 kids. Rich ppl with good genes just don’t want kids. Take a look at all western countries.

    Lets modify the scheme

    1. Pay poor women money/token for being rich couple’s reporductive mother.

    2. Pay poor ppl money/tokens for professional learning as day care ppl.

    Poor ppl might still think they r creating/helping kids….just with better genes


  24. Balma (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 2:38 am

    ALAM,

    If things in Pakistan were not so effed up, I would have allowed for 3 tokens per couple. Three tokens at least leave the possibility of having a khala, maamoo, chachaa, and phoopi. I suport good family values and I think relations are good for a healthy nation. China will face massive social problems because many urban kids in China today don’t have khala/mamoo, chacha, phoopi types because of one child per family.

    But, things in Pakistan are very dangerous right now. We are doubling every twenty years approx.
    Therefore, I support 2 kids limit.

    I see what you are saying, but poor people like money too. They will be willing to trade off prodcuing children for money. Also, really smart poor ones will sell both tokens when they first marry at 18/20 years age (avg marriage age in PK), and take the money from rich people and set up business or go to college. They will then buy tokens when they are in late 20s and have their kids.

    I like your proposal 2.

    Proposal 1 will lead to many social problems and emotional problems for both mothers.

    Also, rich don’t necessarily have better genes in Pakistan. Most of them are heavily in bred too.

    Also, many rich would like to have more than two kids. But, I see what you are saying.

    I hate to say this, and it sounds so undemocratic, but I will prefer educated people with money to have more kids (future scientists and financiers) and uneducated poors to have less kids (future beggars and house servants). I know it sounds bad, but I don’t see any other way to fix this place called Pakistan.


  25. zee (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 8:50 am

    There is a way to fix things in Pakistan. Spread Education! Poor or rich, all should be educated. This can fix almost all the issues we have. Ok, I know it would take us yyeeaarrrssssss to spread our nation provided but it would take many more years if we don’t start right away.


  26. zee (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 9:02 am

    ALAM: What the heck are you talking about? Rich people with Good genes? Allah ka khof karo bhaiyon! Allah say thora tu daro!


  27. xmuslim (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 9:38 am

    It is sad to see some schmuck die of electrocuting. Shouldn’t that make people ask, why would god kill some dude in the midst of a prayer call?

    What kind of an a$$hole god is this which allows unspeakable acts of violence against children, women and elderly?

    People, please do yourself and your country a favor and start asking some serious questions about the “safai nisf iman hai” sh1t.

    xmuslim
    http://xmuslim.wordpress.com


  28. Ghulam-e-Mustafa (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 10:51 am

    @xmuslim–Ban this atheist from the blog, a person who has no belief has no right to propagate his belief in this blog, you think your self as free thinker but i assure you before you pass away you will feel there is one god which is far greater than you think and every thing which is being done in this world and you crititize has a reason behind it.i fell sorry at you state and hope you will find the right path.


  29. Notonebuttwo (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 11:10 am

    Education may be the answer BUT if you have fewer people so we can educate them with the resources we have. We have too many people and too few resources. I think something related to population control HAS to take place before we can even consider improving as a nation… just look at the urban streets, bursting with people only because there are so many of them and mostly lacking in “education” and by that I don’t mean literacy… they probably grew up in big families where per child attention was limited because of the sheer number of children in the house… that is why POPULATION CONTROL : YES…just having money and schooling is not enough – clearly we see the rich “educated” people breaking the law just as well…. so we need fewer people so we can concentrate on them being good citizens.


  30. ALAM (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 11:24 am

    @GHULAM MUSTAFA

    >>> Ban this atheist from the blog, a person who has no belief has no right to propagate his belief in this blog


  31. Tariq Khanani (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 12:10 pm

    Looks like fish truck has already done damage to brains of commenters


  32. Fakhar (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 1:08 pm

    Its really stink worst in here.. the winner is this post!!!!


  33. IUnknown (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 2:14 pm

    @BALMA, @ALAM and other Murtid ppl,
    i have noticed u dont have any proper answers to our points instead u keep barking and barking.

    secularism means barking???? oh yeah then go ahead. im afraid if any dog hears that , we are calling u ppl dogs, then the dog might get angry. :D


  34. amin polani (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 4:36 pm

    To the author do you time to delete comments by xmuslim as words used for god are best suitable and perfect match for the x guy.


  35. IUnknown (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 5:16 pm

    “BALMA is right. Fewer the children, better the quality. Germany, Russia, etc give benefits for more kids, because the population growth rate is less tahn 0. Got it?”

    And why is that so??? coz there are lamers like u. who wants zina and zina and nothing else.
    and after doing every thing, u idiot say that we shud limit bacha production .. duh!!. yeah u may be right as bacha of ppl like u might do their mothers


  36. IUnknown (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 5:19 pm

    i think the moderator shud post ban on such posts by @jayjay , @balma and @alam. as this is karachi metroblog rather than Kafir metro blog


  37. Abdul Sami (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 7:09 pm

    @Balma:

    you are so forcefully ranting about having fewer resources. Excuse me! we have much better resources than several countries, it’s only because of having corruption in the government that these resources are not reaching the poor.
    When the Tax paid by only the tobacco industry is greater than the whole country’s Education budget, we’ll have the shits like you.


  38. KhiTorPit (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 7:36 pm

    Dont worry guys today is their last day, starting from tomorrow Alam and Balma will be in prison for a month.


  39. ALAM (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 8:22 pm

    @KhiTorPit

    Please get me out of this prison, plz !!! :)

    Let me guess, ur parents are first cousins?


  40. Balma (unregistered) on September 13th, 2007 @ 9:03 pm

    Karachi-Toronto-Pittsburg:
    I like your sense of humor:-)
    Have a good ramazan. Though, in this virtual prison email and internet is allowed, FYI:-)



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