Fatima Jinnah called ‘Fatima Jinnah Bhutto’

Daily Times reported that the Sindh Information Department mistakenly addressed Madr-e-Millat Fatima Jinnah as Fatima Jinnah Bhutto in an invitation in connection with a ceremony held to mark her 115th birth anniversary in Karachi. It is said that the mistake was made when Information Department officials wrote Fatima Jinnah Bhutto above the name of Sindh Minister for Women’s Welfare Toqeer Fatima Bhutto.

We should all fear for our names now. Zaradri has already said that:

Har ghar se Bhutto niklay ga,
tum kitnay Bhutto maro gay

He probably meant that everyone’s name will be forcibly changed to Bhutto. If they can do it to Ms Fatima Jinnah posthumously, then the living breathing people stand no chance of weathering the Bhutto onslaught. Zaradari has changed the name of all his children; Mardr-e-Millat was next. Let’s see who now will bite the Bhutto bug.

7 Comments so far

  1. obiwankenobe on August 1st, 2008 @ 10:31 am

    Would she care for that ? She is already dead. Any how welcome to the KMB.

  2. Kashif Aziz (kashaziz) on August 1st, 2008 @ 2:43 pm

    Wasn’t Mohammad Ali Jinnah a Bhutto too?

  3. Faisal.K (faisalk) on August 1st, 2008 @ 2:56 pm

    In addition Isloo airport and the Murree GT road have also had their name changed.. perhaps we should change the name of the president house to Bhutto house soon as well :)

  4. Zafar Iqbal (ziqbalbh) on August 1st, 2008 @ 3:26 pm

    yep, we should also rename our country to bhutto-land (with a slogan of cent per cent).

  5. Adnan Siddiqi (adnansiddiqi) on August 1st, 2008 @ 3:47 pm

    But there is a Fatima BHutto and She’s Hot

  6. d0ct0r on August 1st, 2008 @ 4:55 pm

    Correction: Fatima Jinnah Bhutto Zardari

  7. Farhan (schawlaf) on August 1st, 2008 @ 6:17 pm

    Letter from Bhuttoistan
    1st Jan 2010
    It all started from minor things , first Islamabad International Airport was named Bhutto in 2008 followed by Maree GT Road also renamed after a Bhutto , soon following the Central govt , Sindh information Dept started calling Madir – e- Millat Fatima Jinnah Bhutto , soon Quaid’s Mazar was called Bhutto hamara Quaid Mazar , it’s white marble replaced with party’s color tiles and marbles used for Bhutto Memorial House following Turkey’s example from where our Prez takes his inspiration the green and white flag with star and moon was replaced with tri color flag of Bhutto , hey now we neither have greenery nor white foamy rivers in this country , even stars and moon are not visible in the night due to pollution so why have them on the flag and let kids ask embarrassing questions , it’s the party which matters
    Garhi Khuda Baksh has became our political Mecca , with development surpassing that even of Dubai for this small time , high rise buildings are being planned there financed by the Shedis and soomros living around , Daku Khana being the largest and most awe inspiring of them all surpassing even the looks of Burj Ul Dubai
    Every morning school assemblies start with Jiye Bhutto , noise so loud that the original Zulfiqar Bhutto could hear it in 7th heaven ( atleast we are told that’s where he is by Pir Pagaro ) . An official decree came no more Pak Sar Zameen Shad Bad as our anthem , Bhuto Zinda hai Zinda rahe ga was our anthem , all electronic bank notes started having pics of Bhutto Zardari with pic royalties to be paid every transaction involving notes automatically deducts 10 % for Mr Zardari .
    Following the original slogan Tum kitne Bhutto maro ge har ghar se Bhutto nikle ga , every family was required to have atleast one kid named Bhutto and that kid will be provided free education revolving around party mendate and training to shout Roti Kapra Makan , soon thinking this shouting slogan to became a reality everyone started naming themselves and their kids Bhutto and soon Bhutto became the most used name in the world breaking all Bhutto Guiness book records .
    Every town now had a Bhutto road and every locality now had to have a Bhutto street , any place named Bhutto was most taken care off and soon every street of the country was named Bhutto , driving instruction now were like turn on Bhutto street left go a mile turn on Bhutto street right then take the first turn on Bhutto street soon people quit moving around and the country started having surplus of petrol whose price fell to 100 Bhutto Rupee plus 10 % Zardari Tax
    Given the popularity of the name Bhutto in a referendum held by the govt 99.9999999% voted that Pakistan should be named Bhuttoistan as there is nothing PAK left in the country . so here we are living in bhuttoistan , let’s see who comes next and relabel us as per their party desire till then
    Mere Dil nai hai Dard –e-Bhutto , Dard –e-Bhutto
    Jidhar bhi dekho nazar aaye eek Bhutto
    Is our mantra
    XX Bhutto formerly known as XXX

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