Operation to Klean Karachi from Arms

khi-policeThere is much WEIGHT in the argument that If establishing the WRIT of the government and Militancy ( another IN-fashion word among elite) is what all noise in upper Pakistan is about then is Karachi not facing the same issue since writ of the gov. is absent here now for around 2 decades. Do we have any wise heads around on how to clean Karachi from Militancy. Is Operation Clean up the solution? What people think . . .

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127 Comments so far

  1. بستنی (wasiq) on June 13th, 2009 @ 12:02 pm

    @balma jee….you have great expectations from KD that’s fine with me but Iam very sure this time you have been bailed out by my pardosan….I can prove it….try something really wild anti-KMB policy….!

    @KD sarkar…..sir I was not comparing coke/pepsi with beer….I know the army well….can’t rely on the distribution network…..we can produce the beer and we can create a thirst like yours….but

    Aik tha gaitoo gray uss kay doo moor thay
    aik ka kala tha ser aik kay neeley thay per…


  2. fasee on June 13th, 2009 @ 1:41 pm

    @ KD,

    "Who I’ll kill first"

    Being a expert paper setter, u striked out the best option.." Kill em both"

    But anywyas, my 2nd best answer wud ( what tom clancy said in sum of all fears)

    Hitlet was stupid, to have started war at two fronts, best wud have been to let russia exhaust itself with europe, then finish them em both

    So best wud be, tell pathan the punjbai is gay and loves him, and tell punjabi dat the pathan is a hormone driven gay freakazoid…..and enjoy the scene with popcorn and soda by the side…:)

    I must submit my CV to joker peer jee london walay anytime soon


  3. kabirdas on June 13th, 2009 @ 2:42 pm

    @ Fasee

    Your answer is almost perfect. I have given you 9 out of 10 for this answer. I couldn’t help deducting one mark for your watching the scene while having popcorn and soda instead of BEER and popcorn.

    As far as I know the referenced Peer has never claimed to be a Peer. Good or bad he is a normal human being. I would say the people who call him a Peer can be said to be jokers.


  4. kabirdas on June 13th, 2009 @ 3:01 pm

    @ Balma

    I am bit of a stickler for right use of words. I reckon the right and polite word for ‘KMB authors or editors mafia’ be just ‘ KMB auditors’.

    If I were a KMB auditor I would just say any comments which are not relevant to the topic would not be accepted. That would just knock down the the gang of four for good and even Wasiq’s pardosan wont be able to do anything about it.

    @ Wasiq

    " But"

    Sir, ‘but’ what ??? Kutch kah bhee gaye kuch kah na sakay


  5. بستنی (wasiq) on June 13th, 2009 @ 3:17 pm

    @KD sarkar….If I were a KMB auditor I would just say any comments which are not relevant to the topic would not be accepted

    Bravo Bravo…..herr laihza hai momin ki nai shan nai aan


  6. fasee on June 13th, 2009 @ 4:00 pm

    @ KD

    "But"

    Sir I guess wasiq forgot to put another T to it.

    "Gang of four"

    Well sir, if they wud do then it wud be like keeping out the daytraders fron stock exchange….they r menace, guranteed, but "lakh buray sahee,per, yahan ronaq inhi ke dum say hai"

    "One point"

    Thank god I typed soda, I wud have nearly failed the paper if I wrote non alcoholic wine..:)


  7. quaidkiawaz on June 13th, 2009 @ 7:31 pm

    Dear All Dont trying to force the illegal comments on others, every one knows in karachi that who is supplying the illegal weapon in karachi, wher it is coming from Bara or from tribal area and how it is coming in city of karachi and who involve in land mafia and drug mafia in city of karachi, karachi is the city Haqpaast people it is cleared and the operation to clean from weapon once again the innocent people of karachi will be suffering, if it is necessary to take action than to remove the supplier of illegal weapon, supplier of drugs, land mafia people and operation is necessary at Sohrab goth, al-asif, banaras, ittehad town, u will surprised that how these area is filled by the terrorist and militants and the people having illegal weapon (and aggresive by saying that it is our jewelery why we dont keep it wit us)

    so my dear look the reality and do practical, not blame the others who are serving the in good manner, now karachi is entire different and the development of karachi good example of City Nazim, who is working day and night.

    Regards
    Khanzada


  8. 7b0y on June 13th, 2009 @ 7:47 pm

    @quaidkiawaz

    u should post thiz comment on other (Mustafa kamal’s)


  9. بستنی (wasiq) on June 13th, 2009 @ 9:36 pm

    @fasee sab…..no sir my but does not need an extra "T"….I stopped there because I felt it would be a repetition of what I had already said in the previous sentence….Beer we can make it and shake it but we cannot break it! you must have seen the stores here….and the delivery vans/trucks…anyways….
    congratulations on doing excellent on KD’s test….thankGod I restraint myself don’t know how…but I did it!because my answer would have been ….Punjabi first….because I’ll need a non drinking pathan to drive the truck laden with best quality alcoholic beer to KD’s hide out….!

    As far as I know the referenced Peer has never claimed to be a Peer

    @KD sarkar…..of course he is not a taweej ganda peer……his grands were born great in british India….he achieved greatness….in british London….and if he does not fail to hire a good constitutional expert of the unwritten british constitution like myself….anybody who inherited his hereditary peership will definitely own multiple corps not just a garrison….


  10. fasee on June 13th, 2009 @ 10:33 pm

    @ wasiq

    Well I guess KD wud be more competent to mark ur answer, score wud depend on how somber or how drunk he is.

    @ KD

    "He never claimed"

    True, but he never denied either, jub roti pe us ki tasverin ban rai thin, tree leafs pe tashbih nazar a rai thi..why didn’t he put his foot down on this non sense.

    Salay saray khabison ke naam hi tree leafs pe nazar atay hain, on geo, I saw people seeing musharaf’s shaheed poodle in the clouds,when she died, zardari wud be so proud


  11. kabirdas on June 13th, 2009 @ 10:42 pm

    @ Wasiq

    "…..herr laihza hai momin ki nai shan nai aan"

    I often wonder where to find and have a look at this Momin of Allama Iqbal. If you know do let me know also.

    "alcoholic beer "

    Sir, beer is always alcoholic or it isn’t beer. It is like saying ‘lab-e-darya kay kinaray’. The best one of this kind of thing I heard from an uncle of mine who said:
    Main nay ous ko written tahreer likh kar dee.
    Can you beat that. Like oxymoron this kind of expression also has a word for it which is escaping my mind right now.

    " Punjabi first…."

    Of course Punjabi will always be first in everything. That is the whole problem.

    "and if he does not fail to hire a good constitutional expert "

    More importantly he should hire KD to advise him how to deal with the menace of Punjabis.


  12. kabirdas on June 13th, 2009 @ 10:47 pm

    @ Quaidkiawaz

    "remove the supplier of illegal weapon, supplier of drugs, land mafia people"

    Sir, I fully support your proposal as long as you don’t include boot leggers in your list of undesireable elements.


  13. kabirdas on June 13th, 2009 @ 11:11 pm

    @ Fasee
    " KD wud be more competent to mark ur answer"

    By saying ‘Punjabi first’ Wasiq has completely disarmed KD. How can he now disagree with him whether drunk or sober. He gets full marks by acknowledging ‘Punjabi first’ as a fact.

    " but he never denied either"

    Some time your answer is as good as that of KD. You are catching up with him fast.


  14. fasee on June 14th, 2009 @ 8:07 am

    @ Kd

    Whtaaaat,.he got better marks then me…I smell something fishy, or is it cognac that I am smelling here

    " Some time answers as good"

    Hmmmm, when we at par, is it me who rose above his level, or was it you coming down to my…??


  15. kabirdas on June 14th, 2009 @ 1:42 pm

    Balma, balma where art thou. Believe you have again been banned by the auditors of KMB in the larger interest of the city. They want to keep KMB clean of miscreants I suppose:-)


  16. kabirdas on June 14th, 2009 @ 1:53 pm

    @ Fsee and Wasiq

    I have reason to believe that the death wish of Balma has been granted and he has been banned by the auditors of KMB once aagain.

    Wasiq let me see what your pardson can do to bring Balma back to KMB. If you and your pardson fail to bring him back let me know. I will do the needful to bring him back. KD indeed has long arms to reach the people who play with our destiny. Don’t underestimate KD just because he happens to be a Paindu by the accident of his birth. After all he was raised, brought up and educated in the fair city of Karachi.


  17. kabirdas on June 14th, 2009 @ 2:03 pm

    @ Fasee

    "I smell something fishy, or is it cognac that I am smelling here"

    As long as you are not smelling a rat it is OK. Please note the pleasing smell of cognac can’t be mistaken with the smell of a fish.

    " is it me who rose above his level"

    Yes you are the rising star at KMB.


  18. بستنی (wasiq) on June 14th, 2009 @ 3:25 pm

    Yes you are the rising star at KMB.

    Indeed no question about it…!

    Wasiq let me see what your pardson can do to bring Balma back to KMB.

    Iam sure he is enjoying it….gone fishing or something…don’t worry he’ll be back…aaj sunday hai must be doing the washing and cleaning …and other stuff..!

    beer is always alcoholic or it isn’t beer.

    an han…gotch ya there sir….so even if fasee sab have said popcorn and beer…you would have marked him the same….lol

    More importantly he should hire KD to advise him how to deal with the menace of Punjabis.

    sir we are talking about the next generations…do you really believe they will survive the pandamics…of our generation

    After all he was raised, brought up and educated in the fair city of Karachi.

    KD sarkar I have a great news that might interest you…here on tariq road just two block down the McDonalds …a new and only marriage garden has opened by the name of Mughal-i-Azam….booking has started…this is a limited time offer only….


  19. fasee on June 14th, 2009 @ 5:51 pm

    @ KD

    "Star"

    I wud rather classify myself a asteroid, devoid of a straight path, influenced by gravitational pulls of other, shining in light emitted by others.

    "Sweet smelling cognac"

    I can’t verify for obvious reasons, but it was my understanding that all wines, beers etc have a varying degree of bitter-sweet taste and aowful smell, we get to like it due to alocoholic content and being drunk facator

    We always refer to sharab ki badboo, never I hered sharab ki khusbu.

    But yet again, its not a 1st hand experience so actualy reality might be diffrent


  20. balma on June 15th, 2009 @ 6:48 pm

    Banned Jackie Chan?


  21. balma on June 15th, 2009 @ 6:49 pm

    Hazrat, usee ban ho gayae thay….but seems like I am ok now. thanks to KD’s lambay haath:-)


  22. kabirdas on June 16th, 2009 @ 12:23 am

    @ Balma
    "thanks to KD’s lambay haath:-)"

    Fakeerana aay sadaa kar chalay
    Mian khush raho hum dua kar chalay


  23. بستنی (wasiq) on June 16th, 2009 @ 3:08 am

    @KD sarkar…

    Bazecha ay atfaal hai duniya merey aagay
    Hota hai shab O roze tamasha merey aagay….


  24. fasee on June 16th, 2009 @ 8:08 pm

    @ balma / wasiq / KD

    For the last so many days am hearing thing bout the "lambaay haths"

    Haven’t you herd the term,

    its not the size, but the way you use it, what really matters….hehehe


  25. kabirdas on June 17th, 2009 @ 12:22 am

    @ Fasee
    " its not the size"

    How true! These days in one split AC ad the way a guy says ‘Iss kay chotay size per mat jana" creates the same first impression which your referenced remarks did.

    Yes, it is the man behind the gun which matters.


  26. fasee on June 17th, 2009 @ 8:23 am

    @ KD

    Yup, I used to smile at that a lot, now a days my choice of add for laughing is. "Enjoy karoo UFone ka Ghanta package"

    In bhaiya’s lingo ghanta is refered to the same THING we were refering above….;)


  27. shani90 on June 18th, 2009 @ 12:25 pm

    No – I only see common people suffering and nothing else



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