Govt of Pakistan High on Cocaine? So Says ‘The News’

High on Cocaine! No wonder we're so happy about everything!

High on Cocaine! No wonder we're so happy about everything!

A comment published in today’s edition of The News byFarrukh Saleem says that the “Government is high on Cocaine”. Now THAT explains everything! An article that caught my attention after someone sent me the link, had this ‘fact’ published in it.. Hats off to the author for dwelving into some classic investigative journalism! Of course, what better way to spread the good word than to post it up here? And no, this has nothing to do with Karachi except for the fact that I read it in a newspaper delivered to me in town.

Please do see the screenshot of the article I snapped from the online version of The News daily – It is CLASSIC!  (btw – thenews SEO is TERRIBLE!! Can’t even locate articles from today through its own Site Search!? Are they still manually bagging and tagging news items?) –

(Thank you Xs for the ping!)

6 Comments so far

  1. بستنی (wasiq) on July 9th, 2009 @ 5:39 pm

    Back here in karachi the weather is really fine… remained partly cloudy all day…..!

    mein pee ta nahein houn pilai gai hai….

  2. ameerhamza on July 10th, 2009 @ 10:43 am

    It is high time that this report is properly investigated. When there are tons and tons of heroin [a white, crystalline, narcotic powder, C21H23NO5] available within the country, much thanks to Afghan brothers and sisters in arms, then why O why Pakistan Govt. needs to import and use cocaine. That’s the questions, sirs.

  3. fasee on July 11th, 2009 @ 1:54 pm

    @ wasiq

    Ye free fund me pilanay wali ko meri card de dijiee ga..inayat hogi

    @ ameerhamza

    Yeh kom koi cheez khud kabhi bana hi nai sakti…bachay paida kerna bi aghakhaniyon ki hosptial jana perta hai….herion konsa apna phupaa banata hai…..afghanistan or vietnam…both stuff r imported technically

  4. بستنی (wasiq) on July 11th, 2009 @ 5:05 pm

    And the weather is even better today….almost like its going to rain…any minute now…I don’t think I’ve seen the sun at all today….since dawn….but you never know there is still two more hours to go….

  5. seskey on July 13th, 2009 @ 9:49 am

    barish tou kab ho gi :)

    of course Govt is HIGH and on war path with Kana Dajjal, he screwed musharraf and now it is turn of the most upright dead Honest President in history of Pakistan, having no clue to differentiate between Cocoain & Carbon. Itna innocent president Pakistan ki tareekh mai dobara nahi paida ho ga Hazrat Asif Ali Zardari (rehmatolla alayha)

  6. بستنی (wasiq) on July 13th, 2009 @ 10:50 am

    @seskey sab….sir saein aur woh toh bilkul Siamese twins of opposite sex ki tarhan hain ..hum piyala hum niwala….ab thora bahut haq toh banta hai na….to screw….ttteerrrrammm !

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