Tuition Advertising that Fails

what exactly does “Highly Qualified Experience” means ?

you will find another similarly  odd advertisement i previously came across here where the teacher seems to be saying that if you want to score maximum in math you will have to study the Mathematics of all the grades from IX to XII and also that of O and A levels ..

what’s more sad is that even after reading this we still trust these people to actually educate our children.

10 Comments so far

  1. Kabir Das (unregistered) on April 9th, 2010 @ 7:37 pm

    They have perhaps missed out a comma after the word ‘qualified’ and letter ‘d’ at the end of word ‘experience’.

    However, there is no excuse for ‘ New classes STARTS now ‘

    I also feel it should be committed ‘ to and not for .

    Anyway being an Urdu Medium myself I would not bet on this.

  2. بستنی (wasiq) on April 9th, 2010 @ 8:13 pm

    @KD sarkar….sir with all due respect have you ever imagined that if this same message was sent through an electronic medium say SMS or twitter…in 140 characters or less…..

    I seems that our friend @jamash offered the friday juma prayers with me….? Al-Hamdolillah aik yahudi aur musalman hua…. humara ko shabash diyoo….

  3. MB (unregistered) on April 11th, 2010 @ 5:43 pm


  4. Kenan (unregistered) on April 13th, 2010 @ 4:33 am

    “what exactly does “Highly Qualified Experience” means ?”

    Sir before you are quick to criticize others, you should probably check your own grammar. The object of your sentence is singular, yet you use a plural modifier. It should not be “means” but “what exactly does “highly qualified experience” mean ?”

  5. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 13th, 2010 @ 5:30 pm

    @ Wasiq / KD /Balma / Kami / shamsi / Doctor / MB

    guys i wud be leaving soon for the greener pastures, so am really busy in packing and compiling stuff.

    so just browse a few things and avoid getting injured in crossfire..or creating more chaos..even if i want to.

    so..we will meet again in 2-3 years….if any of us is alive by that time that is…or maybe earlier if i get the freedom to chat
    till then

    adios…it was a ownderful time coming here and releasing my furustrations…miss you all

  6. بستنی (wasiq) on April 13th, 2010 @ 5:42 pm

    @fasee saab….with all due respect there are only two places in the world to the best of my knowledge….where you cannot be sure of having the freedom to to use a mobile net connection….One is guantanamo bay…and the other one is the cave of Osama bin….Iam sure you are not going to the guantanamo bay… goodluck and please donot use the net from the cave….because the american will fire at will…to the send and receive…..just in case……lol

  7. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 13th, 2010 @ 5:46 pm

    sir…dats why i said i am not sure….first i will settle then see how much freedom has been granted to a caveman from a hellhole called islam ka killa…..

    so if you are right on the mark..then i wud be exporting crap from abroad.more than previous…as i wud be more free out there

  8. balma on April 13th, 2010 @ 7:16 pm

    Fasee, good luck in your new life, but couldn’t resist reminding you that it is qilla, not killa!

    By the way, we are dhobee kay gadhay. We can’t speak or write correct English, and we can’t speak our own langauges properly.

    The advertizement being referred to is absolutely proper in Desi English that most people speak in Pakistan and India.

    Come to think of it, even Jamash’s i.e. Aashiqain ie two aashiqs ie. double aashiq’s subject line “tuition Advertising that fails’ is also probably not proper. In my humble opinion, it should have been ‘advertisement’

  9. Prait-Atma (unregistered) on April 18th, 2010 @ 8:53 am

    Thanks for the good wishes….honestly, when i wrote killa…i knew two things….balma wud object to spelling and wasiq will pick up the reaosn…..balam was on the mark…wasiq i odnt know..maybe uploadeing some adilt content on his website or is under custody for harrassing his padosan.

    sir jee..i wrtoe killa…bcoz land of the pure was never a qilla of islam….its more of a killa….thats a “jabrRa” of a dog…as we love to bark bark bark about islam… killa suits more on us….:D:D

  10. balma on April 19th, 2010 @ 6:11 pm

    Your reasoning is quite reasonable, pajamay!

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